Category: Time

Eulogy To A Hat

It was on December 30, 2000 that I bought it at a surf shop in the shopping center named Garden City in Australia. In the diary I wrote about that trip to Australia, I wrote the following describing the purchase: “I bought myself some shorts and a floppy hat“. The very next day the first ever photo of this hat was taken, and here it is:

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Little did I know at the time how well traveled and how beloved this hat would become. It was my stalwart companion, always on my head in my travels, and would see the world as I did. This blog is a memory of those trips that I shared with my hat!

Of course after purchase it came back to the US with me, where it enjoyed many happy days keeping my in the shade. In 2002 it would go on its next vacation – to Japan. Sadly I have no photos of me wearing the hat from that trip, but here’s one from it’s next vacation, also to Japan in 2004:

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You can see it’s unadorned in that shot, and still as black as they day I bought it! I know it really enjoyed those first two Japan trips, but it had always yearned for it’s homeland. That wish came true when I returned to Australia in late 2006:

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By now the hat had well and truly caught my travel bug, and eagerly jumped into my suitcase every time I packed for a flight. This enthusiasm would bring it back to Japan in 2006…

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To Hawaii in 2007…

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Back to Oz in early 2008…

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Puerto Rico that summer…

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And then Florida later in the same year:

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The above shot seems to be the earliest I have of anything pinned to the hat. In this case it was a Disney ‘anniversary’ badge, which we displayed prominently to ensure special treatment in the parks! Apparently this pleased the hat, because on our next trip to Japan in 2009…

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It returned with a souvenir. While it’s not visible in the above shot (possibly taken before it had been acquired), you can see it here in a shot from Australia in early 2010:

Oz2010

Yes my friends, the hat had gained it’s first badge. This was a pin of Nel, a character from Bleach. I put it on the hat when I got it from a machine in Japan, and never ever took it off. Here’s me, the hat and Nel enjoying the lovely summer weather of Blackpool in England:

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Our shared voyage continued! Back to Oz once again in early 2011…

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And then San Diego that summer…

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The hat seems to have gained a second badge above, specifically of Pikachu. Lord knows where that came from or what happened to it, but this is the only photo showing it so maybe I (mercifully) removed it and flung it into San Diego bay πŸ™‚

However by this time one badge was hardly enough, as this shot from Oz in 2012 shows:

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A dalek and Paddington had joined Nel! The first had been obtained at NYCC the previous October, and the second was a gift from my BFF Florence. Paddington quickly befriended Nel, and would never again leave the hat.

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You can see in the above shot (from Summer 2012), that by now the hat had aquired even more badges. A kangaroo and a German shield had been added – both gifts from my parents. Those five (Nel, Paddington, Dalek, Kangaroo, Shield) became fixtures from that point on.

In these years there were other vacations: Albuquerque, Disney (again), Australia (again). Needless to say the hat came on every one. It was showing it’s age by now, and had faded somewhat from over a decade of use, but it soldiered on and sat ever proudly on my head. I remember it particularly enjoyed (what would be) its last trip to Tokyo in 2013:

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Not to mention Canada that same year:

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And a particularly memorable return to Oz in 2014 (it’s seventh time home)!

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I’m not going to say it wasn’t showing it’s age by now. Countless hours in the sun, folded up in my pocket or a bag, and put through the washing machine had left it a bit ratty. But it still had life in it yet, and as far as I was concerned had a decade or mores worth of travel yet to complete.

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Those are the only shots I have of anyone other than me wearing the hat. They loved it of course, for it was a great hat. A great hat.

On the way to Vegas this summer I lost it. I either left it on the plane or in the taxi I took to the hotel. I didn’t notice until the next day, and despite calling (many) lost property departments I was unable to retrieve it. This is the last ever photo taken of the hat, less than 10 hours before it was lost (I was hamming it up for a text here; I wasn’t really this grouchy!):

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If you look very closely you’ll notice one pin – the dalek – is missing. I had become concerned about the clasp loosening over the years, and had removed it the morning of my departure intending to fix it and put it back when I returned. That simple act saved that pin, but ironically of the five pins on the hat that was probably the one I was least attached to. The others were lost with the hat.

Fourteen years it gave me so much happiness. Eighteen international trips and a dozen or more domestic ones, not to mention the day-to-day summer wear (such as hundreds of lawn mowings). A man couldn’t ask for a better hat than this one.

I miss you my floppy black hat! I’ll miss you forever! Wherever you are, I hope you’re as happy as you were on my head.

The Wayback Machine

I was digging through an old box of stuff when I found a stash of photos. Hundreds actually, and since I had essentially forgotten they all existed, I’ve never scanned or blogged them before. It was a very weird selection, spanning years both before and after I left Australia. I assume some of them were sent to KLS by me years ago, but I’m not sure how others ended up in the box. Here’s a selection:

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I’m almost positive Bernard took the above, at school, in 1988 (so I was 16). That’s SFX in the background and I’m in the school uniform. The photo was not professionally printed (it’s clearly cut from a sheet of photographic paper) so I’m guessing he took and developed it himself.

Scan 5

Taken in 1989 on my high-school end-of-year retreat in Bowral. Although it wasn’t my cigarette, I’ll admit to being the clown that gave it to Jesus and taking the photo. This photo was displayed in my room up until I left Australia…

Scan 3

This one is a real mystery. I don’t recognize the background, but I speculate it was taken (by SMC) in 1991 or 1992. I think I look pretty good in this shot!

Scan 2

KLS and myself during her stay in 1992. We’re all dressed up for a night out I reckon, possibly to see The Hanged Man. She’ll probably kill me for posting this shot πŸ™‚

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A late 1992 shot. This was part of a series of photos taken by SMC at Blackbutt, to send to KLS since she mentioned she had almost no photos of me. This wasn’t surprising, since my family didn’t own a camera!!!

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Two shots taken at my going away party in 1992, which was held at SMCs house (and I particularly love her smile in the top shot). I’m sure some of you reading this may remember that night! The girl in the second shot (ER) was a good friend of mine in those days.

Scan 8

Taken on the steps of my house the day I left Australia. I had to remove these exact clothes when I was strip-searched by the LAPD at the airport upon arriving in the USA!

Scan 4

This one is a bit of a mystery. I have theories, but foremost is that it was taken in Buffalo (where KLS lived when I moved here) shortly after arriving. I was in America a few months before I cut off my long hair. It’s also possible Bernard took this. He may remember better than I πŸ™‚

The Great Australian Road Trip

One day I’m going to drive around Australia. And I don’t just mean here and there, I mean drive all around Australia. As in this:

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It’s a trip of almost 20,000 km, or over 200 straight hours of driving at 60 mph. That’s 40 days of driving 5 hours a day, which means this would be lengthy and expensive. But what a trip it would be!

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I’d do the reverse route from the map above, starting in Sydney and heading north through Newcastle, Brisbane and all the way up to Cairns. That’s a few days right there, with many stops and things to see on the way. The beaches and coastal roads, especially as you get more and more north, would be beautiful.

And then a several-day trip to Darwin through the outback. Hundreds and hundreds of dry empty miles with not even a radio station on the radio. That would be quite an adventure!

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The Darwin to Perth leg may take a week. It’s some of the least inhabited parts of Australia, but there are just enough small towns to make a daily stop possible. Accommodation on this leg may include a tent, or sleeping in the car! I may stay in a comfy hotel in Perth for a day or two to reset πŸ™‚

Half the trip would now be complete and I’d be on the opposite side of the country. But the southern coasts are still to come, and some say these are the most beautiful roads in all of Australia.

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It may take a week to get to Adelaide from Perth, stopping everywhere that looks interesting. Between the desert and the southern ocean there would certainly be a lot to see!

And then the windy roads along the Victorian coast would take me to the extreme southeast, at which I’d have to make a decision: Tasmania or no Tasmania? After 5 weeks on the road, who’s to say what I’d decide at that point?

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Eventually the landscape would become vaguely familiar, as I drove into NSW and found myself within a few hours of Sydney. Six weeks after starting, I’d reach my destination: exactly where I started.

I’d have seen the entire country, and made enough memories to last me forever.

I’ll do this one day. I have to. Who wants to come with me?