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Wired For Sound

Friday, January 7th, 2022

The first record shop I remember was at Garden City. I believe it was called Sound World, and it was there I bought my first vinyl 7″ record (which I still own today) when I was ten years old. It was a retail store in a shopping center, which meant it was clean and not-scary for a little tyke like myself, and I loved it. I used to flip through the records almost at random, entranced by the cover art. I sometimes asked the clerk to put a particular single on, since this was pre-muzak and shops usually played their own records over the PA. I collected the weekly singles charts (which were nicely printed for people to take) and often looked at but never actually bought a poster. I always wanted the large poster of the album cover art for Borrowed Time by Diamond Head, and was surprised when many years later I visited a friends house (MS) for the first time and saw it on his wall!

Since we frequented Garden City I seemed to visit Sound World almost weekly, and many of my early purchases were made there. I had a brief flirtation with 7″ vinyl, but when Bernard and I got tape players for Christmas in early 198X we both switched to cassettes. I bought lots of then, mostly with my paper route money. Looking back, it feels like that’s what almost all my money went on! Around 1984 I discovered the ability to order records from catalogues, and this opened up my world in unimaginable ways. I learned there were other records even beyond what was stocked in the shop, and never looked back. In that year I ordered Forever Young (the album) by Alphaville from the David Jones record counter and when it arrived it changed my life.

Ordering music became routine, and much of my mid to early Depeche Mode collection – which is downstairs in this house right now – was obtained via ordering since often the shops wouldn’t stock it by default. Sometimes I felt I knew more about using the ordering system that the clerks that worked in the stores, and looking back on it – writing numbers on little pieces of paper torn out of a ticket book and waiting for them to call to say it’s in stock – it seems very quaint. But it worked, and I loved it.

As I grew older I found stores further afield, and by my middle teenage years Bernard and I would regularly hit the ones in the Newcastle CBD. I don’t recall the names now, but I remember them older and dirtier and more mysterious than my mall haunts. They’d have records that seemed to go back to when my parents were kids, and the posters on the walls suggested times long past. But often they also had more eclectic selections, and when I got into new wave and – particularly notable for me – UK import stuff, these were the stores I kept returning to.

When dad went to Germany in the 1980s I asked him to bring me back some Alphaville singles (which I couldn’t even order in Australia) and he succeeded in spades bringing back a trove of them. Even better was that he’d kept the packaging – for a store called Saturn in Hamburg – and he had also picked up an encyclopedia catalogue. I was absolutely astonished by the minute print in the page after page of listings (all in German of course) and used to dream of visiting the place! I think we entertained the idea of even trying to order something from the catalogue, but never actually did.

When I was about 16 or 17 there was a little shop on Hunter Street hidden in a small arcade that was a good place to pick up singles and (in later years) CD singles, and was often my go-to for the latest Depeche Mode or Erasure releases. There was a tiny cafe next door that sold good sausage rolls, and I’d often spend time looking through the records then stopping for a roll and a coke, eating it on a flimsy table outside next to the glass storefront while looking through my purchases. I recall one of the clerks one time calling me ‘captain’ when I bought something, because I was in uniform and had my captains badge on. Looking back on that shop it seems the owner must have had music tastes similar to mine, since it carried very different music than the typical store in those days. It closed before I left Australia though, and I recall being disappointed the day I stopped by to find it gone.

It was around that age when I took my first solo day trip to Sydney for shopping. If I go to a city now (say New York) just for shopping, music doesn’t even enter the equation, but in those days the trips were exclusively for record shopping! There were a great many very specialized stores in the Sydney CBD and I used to hit them all. At first it was Redeye, Phantom and Waterfront, but toward the early 1990s Metropolis, Galaxy and Underground (and occasionally Utopia) were added to my schedule. These were all heaven for collectors like myself: places where you’d actually see the latest variant 7″ or 12″ releases by my favourite bands (in original sleeves!) not to mention the records covered in NME. It was in these stores that I bought most of the Nick Cave, Depeche Mode, Erasure and Sisters of Mercy vinyl I still own today. Every trip I’d buy enough that I could barely carry it, and my day would be endless visits to record stores punctuated by McDonalds and the obligatory stops in the arcades on George Street.

In fact it was in Redeye that – on a whim – I bought a record by a band I’d never heard of based on the cover art alone. That purchase of Dawnrazor by Fields of The Nephilim back in 1987 probably changed my life as well. In 1989 I was in a Sydney record shop (with SMC) the moment the earthquake hit Newcastle, which was another pivotal event in my life.

I went to Sydney very often in the late 1980s and early 1990s; probably once a month. The train was free for me in those days, and I loved the ride as much as the shopping. Sometimes Bernard came too, or I went with friends, or I met a friend down there (the mysterious CRS, who probably deserves her own blog post one day…). I apologize if you ever came with me and was bored/exhausted as I dragged you around endless record shops for 12 hours!

Used record shops were another favourite of mine, and Rices on Hunter Street was a popular stop after school back in the SFX days. It was an incredible location for vinyl and CDs (and books) and almost impossible to go into without walking out with some treasure. I feel it was the first used record shop I ever visited, which is extraordinary considering how great it was. But in Sydney as you walked toward to the CBD from Central Station you walked right past two stores – Lawsons and Ashwoods – that made Rices look like a hole in the wall. These places were always dense with people and had an incredible diversity of books and records that seemed to completely change every time I visited. I remember they were hot and smelled of old paper, and it was often frustrating trying to find order in the seemingly chaotic sorting. But I persisted, and many times I’d find something I was interested in and hide it so I could pick it up on the way back to the station at the end of the day 🙂

In an indirect way, KLS and I met over records. We were both collectors, and discovered each other via a record collecting message board for a particular band. When she visited Australia back in the 20th century I took her to all my usual haunts and I don’t even think she was bored (based on the fact she later agreed to marry me)! One of my favourite record shop anecdotes is from that trip: KLS and I were resting our legs on a long bench outside Metropolis, which was a dance/alternative store in a Sydney underground arcade, reading through a free entertainment newspaper. The back cover was an advert for a Right Said Fred concert, and when I glanced at the guy sitting next to me on the bench I was astonished to notice it was a guy from the band! He looked at me, and then at the advert, gave me a massive smile, and walked away. Not a word was said 🙂

Even when I came to America I used to frequent record shops, albeit mall ones in those days. By then they sold movies as well, and the size of the stores dwarfed the ones I was used to from my youth, and I loved visiting them and browsing the stacks. But record shops were famously one of the earliest victims of the changes the internet brought the world, and by the early 00’s were all but dead in the USA. In a very short time they closed in all the malls, and then everywhere. Standalone music shops were suddenly gone, and the joy of browsing the new releases or the used bins went with them. The vinyl resurgence has caused things to change a bit in the last decade, and some stores have returned, but I still think the days of a record shop in every mall are lost to history

So many happy memories of times spent in record shops. Is it the same for you?

Let’s Trade Cards (Part 4)!

Friday, July 23rd, 2021

My bottomless stash of weird trading card packs has no end! Time for some more…

Anastasia (1998) was one of those animated films everyone saw and immediately forgot about. These cards are equally forgettable, and since they were always a staple in the discount sections of card shops (remember them?) I imagine they were massively overproduced and none too successful. The only chase of note were lenticular cards showing a scene from the film, but they were rarer than one per box.

Kristin actually bought me a box of Maverick (1994) cards for Christmas so I have a full set of them! I’ve never seen the film, and based on the images on the cards never want to. It’s another by-the-numbers boring movie card set, and the only chase cards (‘tekchrome’) are so similar to the normal cards they’re almost indistinguishable!

Country Classics cards (1992) are another curious relic from the days of ‘sounds like a great idea’ opportunism! Who bought these? I’m no expert on the topic but it seems to me that in ’92 many of these dudes were long in the tooth, so were these cards aimed at senior-citizen card collectors? Obviously they’re of no interest to me, but I can’t deny I wanted to pull the super rare (only two existed!) redemption cards that back in the day could be mailed in for a 24-carat solid gold card!

This is a good contender for the worst card set I’ve ever seen. In the great trash can of repulsive designs, far below the wacky packages and garbage pail kids, you’ll find this dross. Troll Force (1992) cards showcase horribly drawn ‘trolls’ (which don’t resemble any troll I’ve seen) with ‘comedy’ names doing ‘wacky’ things. They’re disturbingly amateur and utterly unappealing in every way. If you ever come into possession of a pack of these, just burn it.

Based on these Saved By The Bell: The College Years cards (1994) this TV series only had a few characters and they were all girls. It’s a stupid-boring set that reprints pseudo-glamour shots of the actresses with nothing of note on the back. In short, it doesn’t really have anything to do with the show (and I suspect it was made before the show screened). Another trash set hardly worth the cardboard.

There’s a box of beanie babies in our attic and I’ve already decided to do a blog post on them soon so stay tuned for that. These Beanie Baby cards (1988) on the other hand… are a total scam! They’re completely unofficial, and feature bad photos of the toys with meaningless statistics on the back. Beanie Babies were very much on the way out when these cards came out but I’m sure the screaming hordes of collectors bought these cards anyway. I reckon they’ve all ended up in landfills alongside the stuffed toys.

Yes there’s even more packs left to open, including one or two ‘good’ ones! I’ll get to them eventually…

Vaccinated

Thursday, April 22nd, 2021

We went for our second shot of covid vaccine today. Our city is using a downtown stadium as one of several vaccination sites and it was where we went today.

There were about 2000 people getting their second shots in the morning, and then the afternoon was for others getting their first shot. Lines were long but fast moving, so our wait wasn’t excessive.

One of the reasons for the long lines (which snakes up and down stairs and spanned two levels) was social distancing, and they had cute entertainment-themed signs to remind us where to stand.

It was quite a sight to see the floor of the arena (that we’d been to before for wrestling shows) converted to a vaccination clinic. Even the led signs up on the seats had vaccination messages on them!

And then, very quickly, we got our second jabs and joined the crowd of ‘fully vaccinated’ (yes I know technically it takes 10 more days…)

A quick wait just in case of side effects and we were good to go.

Speaking of side effects some people get them and some don’t, and they’re more common after the second shot. I read the rate is about 55%, so statistically one of us will wake up feeling crook tomorrow (since the side effects are more common the next day)!

Albany has done a good job with vaccinations, and we are above the national and state rates. But as with most parts of America supply has now exceeded demand and theres still many that haven’t yet become vaccinated. Some just need a gentle push toward a clinic, but there’s a non-trivial amount of Americans that say they’ll never get the vaccine (and even still deny covid) which will seriously hamper this country’s ability to overcome covid.

Let’s hope they understand this and go and get a shot soon. It’s easy, it’s free, it’s fast and it’s safe. And it’s what we all need to do to move on from this pandemic.

When Will I Be Famous?

Saturday, April 3rd, 2021

For seven years between 1982 and 1988 I competed in an annual mathematics contest for high school students. In the earlier years this was held at school, but later on we went to a different location to take the exam. I recall in 1988 (when I was in 11th grade) we all sat in an indoor stadium somewhere.

I was awarded commendations in every year I entered, and actually won prizes three times. The first time this happened (in 1982) I made the newspaper:

Yes that’s the original cutting, which I still own. I placed second the following year (year 6) and in 1985 – when I was in year 8 – I won! Neither achievements apparently warranted a mention in the papers, although the prizes were better.

If I remember correctly I got $50 for second place and $100 for winning. The winning prize was given in the form of a bank account, which was my first bank account and the very same one I used until the day I left Australia!

Alas despite my photo being in the paper in 1982 I was not recognized on the street and hardly showered with respect and adoration from strangers. Celebrity, I was learning, was an elusive beast.

Luckily I had a second shot at stardom in the works, and for several years also competed in a young writers contest. Once again I received commendations for all/most of my short stories (which were no doubt awful) and in 1988 I was again in the paper:

This was a small big deal at my school if I recall, and netted me lunch with the principal (which perhaps influenced me becoming captain the next year?) but this measly name drop in the Newcastle Herald didn’t lead to free meals at fancy restaurants or designers sending me their clothes for free. Once again I learned a lesson on how difficult it was to become famous.

I also recall once competing in a spelling competition at Garden City mall, probably when I was in primary school. My memories of this are extremely vague but I think I won a gift certificate so I must have done well? There was a crowd watching but I doubt it made the papers.

Anyway after two appearances in the newspaper it had become clear to me that television was the true path to stardom, and that became my next goal. To facilitate this I became school captain (in 1989) and leveraged my newfound political power into appearances on local TV. But that’s a tale I’ve already blogged, and you can read about it here.

After two newspaper mentioned and three spots on tv I yet remained an average guy with nary an atom of celebrity to his name. In late 1989 I realized there were only two more paths open to me if my goal was superstardom. I rejected motion pictures as unfeasible, and instead looked seriously at a political career. But that’s perhaps a blog post of its own (if not one I already made)…

This tale would be incomplete without mentioning Bernards brush with stardom. During one of our weekly library trips in early 198X he posed for a photograph that featured in a story about Teletext. It was printed in a local paper and I’m sure you’ll agree it’s a lovely shot:

He still has the newspaper clipping, alas not the text that went with it. In terms of column inches his newspaper appearance dwarfed my own, but I can assure you that he still had to pay for his movie tickets and his Big Macs. Even a feature story photo as large as this wasn’t enough for him to become a star!

Arcade Memories

Wednesday, January 20th, 2021

I’ve been thinking about memories a lot recently, and how most fade and change over time whilst some remain sharp. Recent discussions with mum have shown me some of my childhood memories are flat-out wrong, which makes me wonder about others.

Spend enough time thinking/talking/listening about arcade gaming and you’ll invariably think/say/hear about how most people that were big on gaming in the arcades usually remember exactly where or when they first played a given game. This is true for me as well, be it Exed Exes in a Pacfic Highway fish’n’chip shop in Charlestown or Xain’d Sleena in the grubby foyer of that cinema on Hunter Street that became an evangelical church (and is now closed?) just to name a couple. I spent innumerable hours in arcades in those days playing every game and I can fondly recall so much of it.

But what about the arcades themselves? One of my favourite Youtubers grew up in a British seaside town and – like me – spent his youth in the oceanfront arcades. He has more than once mentioned how he has very specific memories of playing the games but no longer has clear memories of the arcades that he played them in.

Do I? How clearly can I recall the arcades of my youth? Let’s find out.

I’ve picked three for this post: one in Newcastle city and two in Charlestown. These were probably the three I spent the most time in and – one would imagine – the ones I have the strongest memories of. There were of course many others, as well as countless hours spent playing video games in shops/cinemas/malls etc. For each arcade I have attempted to sketch the floorplan and list some memories. I’m relying on BS, AW and MMC to correct me where I (certainly) make mistakes. Let’s go…

Orbit 100 (Newcastle CBD)

Of course we start with Orbit 100, the king of Newcastle arcades in its prime. Even from the very start I will admit a slight tinge of haziness in my memory, since I conflate Orbit 100 and Orbit 600 these days and can’t be sure which was which. But I am 90% sure the Newcastle one was 100 and the Sydney (George Street) one was 600, so I’ll stick with that. (Interestingly in my ‘book’ about my return visit in 2000 I called it Orbit 600!)

I don’t know when it opened, but it was definitely very active in the early 1980s. I regularly visited when I was in high school since it was within (more or less) walking distance. It still existed when I left Australia in 1993, but by my visit in 2000 had become ‘Playtime’ and when next I visited Oz (in 2005) was gone for good.

As you can see in my sketch the arcade was two levels with two doors onto King Street very close to the Tower Cinema (which is now also gone). In the early days the arcade was mostly just standup cabinets with a few pinballs, but by the mid 1980s they had dedicated the areas on the inner front wall to cabinet games (large driving games mostly) and the pinballs had moved from the top level to the lower near the left door. Orbit was a very dark, smoky and noisy place, with small circular windows (like portholes) with darkly tinted glass. And yet it was a welcoming arcade, probably because it was slightly farther from the Hunter Street shopping and therefore only attracted enthusiasts.

A on my diagram was where a massive black & white Sprint cabinet seemed to sit for years. It was an ancient and often broken beast, rarely played, but probably kept as a curiosity. B was the showcase spot – the first game a customer would see – that was for what seemed like forever occupied with Dragon’s Lair. I recall they had a TV sitting on top of the cabinet so people that couldn’t get close could watch: this was how popular Dragon’s Lair was when it was released. Other games I recall taking this position included Gauntlet and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game.

C was where I would often sit on the top level and play imported Japanese cabinets. Of course I had no idea at the time that’s what they were, but Orbit had quite a few untranslated units they must have imported from Japan. These were often shooters, but I recall Tower Of Druaga and (a Japanese) Pac-Land as well. My fondest memories of sitting in the top level included playing Time Pilot and Star Force, both of which I loved in their day.

D was where I sat in 2000 and played Mars Matrix, possibly with AW. This was (and still is) the only time I ever saw or played the arcade version of the game and I remember it was right next to the door since every time someone opened it and walked in the bright sunlight shone onto the screen and irked me 🙂

The ? in the above pic I am unsure about. I think they had cocktail (ie. sitdown) cabinets there, but for weird reasons I also recall Orbit selling snacks and drinks and maybe having a seating area? I know pinballs used to be on the top but eventually moved to the bottom, but I’ll admit I have vague memories of the part of the arcade where I now drew pinballs.

Timeout/Timezone? (Charlestown Square)

Given how I virtually lived in this arcade in Charlestown Square you’d think I’d at least remember the name! The planets aligned in 1989 when I both lived in a house within walking distance of this arcade and one of my best friends (MMC) worked here. Even better, the manager was mum to another friend! While I very often did pay for my games at this place, equally common were the games free, and those few years were the platinum years of my arcade gaming. (Fun fact: the manager trusted me so much she more than once had me walk the bags of coins over to the bank for donation!)

But… my memories of this floor plan also start to fade. Once again it was two-level, and given it was at a mall the front wall was all glass so the biggest and flashiest cabs were at the front to attract players walking by. It was a very bright and colorful place with the game volumes up loud and a family-friendly atmosphere. I expect I – ‘goth’ that I was in those days – was about as unsavory a character as that place saw. Mind you this was many years since the arcades had shed their reputation as hives of villainy.

A was where Bernard and I sunk dollars into Narc to beat it. We got better and better and while the game was as unfair as they come eventually were successful. B was where I played an arcade installment in the Thunderforce series to completion while some girl about my age watched silently. I was aware she was there but given it was an intense shooter didn’t get a good look at her. When I beat it I glanced around to see her and she was no-where in sight! Was she a ghost? I’ll never know. C was where I often beat Black Tiger, Slap Fight or Tiger Heli on one credit. I was very good at arcade games!

When KLS visited Australia in 1992 I took her here (more than once) and on one memorable occasion as I was playing SF2 (at D) some young goon stuck joined in, picked guile, and pointed to my character on the screen and said (out loud) “Your arse is grass.”  I thrashed him mercilessly and he shuffled off without a word. It was probably the game superiority I demonstrated at that moment that convinced KLS to marry me 🙂

I can recall that very shortly before I left Australia, possibly the day before, I was in this arcade playing SF2 (as I always did) when I just… stopped and walked away. I could effortlessly beat the game at that point with every character but the urge had left me and I just left the machine mid game.  I think I had gone for a distraction from the giant step I was about to make in my life and even the familiarity of my favourite arcade wasn’t distracting enough.

Hilltop Arcade (Charlestown, next to the cinema)

I have no idea what this place was called, nestled as it was between the Hoyts cinema and Sizzler restaurant, but it was – between about 1990 and 1993 – the biggest arcade that I frequented. And the emptiest, which was one reason I liked it!

While it had a lot of games the floorplan was massive with lots of empty space and given that when I visited I was usually the only person there except for the employees it often felt on the edge of insolvency. I recall it had a lot of pinball machines, all lined up against one wall, and I routinely ignored these in favour of the arcade games. This was the early 1990s so of course the place was dominated by fighting game cabinets (Simpsons, TMNT), shooting games (Operation Wolf etc.) and large driving cabinets but – as with Orbit years earlier – they had their fair share of Japanese imports as well (probably Sega Aero City JAMMA cabs if you’re interested) and it was these more than any other reason which attracted me, since I was able to play all manner of weird and wonderful – and often untranslated – games at this arcade.

A was where I first played Street Fighter 2, which would have been 1991 when the game was released. The arcade had a bunch of machines arranged in a circle and I’d ‘shop around’ for good joysticks before playing. I played SF2 here a lot since the place was so unpopular and – for a time – this was one of the few places you could enjoy the game on your own without some goon joining in to grass your arse!

B was a narrow hallway which led to an exit to a car park. People rarely used this exit, and when I sat in this hallway to play games I was usually alone and undistracted. This was where I played Snow Bros enough to eventually beat it, and also where I played a lot of In The Hunt, R-Type Leo and Cameltry. I also recall trying many weird Japanese action games that I had no idea how to play!

One specific memory I have of this place is when an attendant asked me to keep an eye on things while she (I assumed) went to the loo. It must have been just me and her in there at the time, and I think she just asked me to tell anyone that came in that she’d be back soon. She gave me some credits in whatever I was playing (Golden Axe: Return Of Death Adder perhaps?) before she left and once I had finished – which took a while – she still hadn’t returned! I waited for a while longer before I had to leave myself, and eventually I did. I wonder what she though when she came back!

Even though I’d stay there for sometimes hours at a time I have unusually vague memories of this arcade. The ? on my floor plan are a complete mystery to me, and the wall opposite the pinballs is equally unknown. What was this place called? When did it close? Is it perhaps even still there?

Did it even exist at all?

I could write a post a day on arcade memories and fill a year, but this is enough for now, and it’s time to turn this over to fellow arcade lurkers to correct me and fill in the blanks. I don’t doubt their comments will trigger further memories of my own…