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Not-LEGO UFO

Thursday, July 10th, 2025

Bernard generously sent me the above: a Tuomo brick-building kit of a UFO. Tuomo is a competitor to LEGO, and a well-reviewed one as well. Let’s build the kit and see how it is!

Much like LEGO, the pieces are separated into bag groups, numbered 1 through 3. These correspond to steps in the instruction book, to make assembly more streamlined.

The instruction book was in a bit of a state since it seemed to have been shoved into the box after all the bags. This has never happened with a LEGO kit, which usually protects its instructions in a cardboard envelope. Happily the book wasn’t damaged, just folded.

The instructions included steps with many more pieces than the average LEGO kit. I’m in the camp that believes LEGO has gone too far in recent years as far as dumbing-down instructions so I think this is actually a plus. It reminds me of LEGO instructions from my youth.

The pieces are the same size and look and feel like LEGO. The vast majority of the pieces in this particular kit are identical to LEGO pieces, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they all are. I could only detect two obvious differences: the ‘grip’ of the pieces seems stronger than LEGO, and of course they don’t have the LEGO logo on them!

The kit includes some metallic silver pieces. I’m sure LEGO have these, but I can’t remember seeing any (aside from little coins in the castle kits). I can’t tell if these are painted or cast with metallic plastic, but they look good and you can even see my reflection in the curved one.

There are no stickers, which is a massive positive. LEGO claims stickers keep costs down, but this kit has about twenty printed pieces and is much less expensive than LEGO.

It includes a light brick, which is turned on by twisting the top. The LED and battery seem to be sealed inside the brick and not replaceable, but I believe this is true for LEGO versions now as well (like the flame in the medieval blacksmith kit).

And lastly before I get to the assembly, the instructions contained a single error. You’ll see it asks for three corner bricks with a diagonal face, but the bags actually contained two normal corners and only one with the cut face. The diagram itself matched the bricks provided, so it was just the bricks listed in the blue box that were wrong, but it was an error regardless.

This could potentially be confusing for a builder, but I’ll forgive it since the diagram is clear and I’ve had LEGO kits with errors in instructions as well.

The base is built first. Previously in these Chinese brick kits I’ve seen things like woeful instructions, poor structural integrity or questionable engineering but this was solid, easy to put together and rests flat on the table. I’ll say this again, but if I didn’t know otherwise I’d just assume this was LEGO.

I didn’t take a lot of photos of the saucer assembly, but I found the design ingenious especially the ring that held the top and bottom halves together. This is a hidden-stud model, which means the top and bottom halves are inverted, and I was impressed by how this was achieved in a relatively small model.

Notably the kit has no minifig. While LEGO no longer has a copyright on the brick designs, they do on minifigures, which is why the competitors either have different figures or omit them entirely. The alien in this kit is made of sixteen pieces, but I believe the model would be better with an alien minifig in the cockpit.

And here’s the final product! The saucer sits on top of the ‘tractor beam’ and the light brick is underneath the saucer and easy to turn on or off.

And here’s what it looks like with the light on. I’ve placed my only minifig inside to show scale, and I think you’ll agree it looks fairly good.

This is a well-designed model, was fun to build and looks good made. This is by far the best LEGO competitor I’ve ever built, although it feels weird to call it that since the pieces are essentially identical. I don’t remember exactly how much this cost but I know it’s significantly less than were it an actual LEGO product, which is another positive. In short, this is essentially LEGO with a different name.

This is another example of why LEGO is under increasing pressure from these competitors, and why their prices are increasingly eye-opening as these competitors become more widely distributed. And as good as this particular mode is, I’ve read that another LEGO competitor makes an even higher-quality product so I’ve bought one of theirs and you’ll see it here as well one day.

LEGO Star Wars

Sunday, May 11th, 2025

I haven’t bought a Star Wars LEGO set for years, but this new release made me laugh, and I had to buy it.

I’m sure they contrived it to be exactly 700 pieces! As with most LEGO kits these days it’s built in stages and you only need to open one bag at a time.

Each of the above photos was taken after each of the six bags were completed. Can you see the mistake I made in the first two photos, and the ‘hidden’ pink piece (every Star Wars LEGO kit tries to include one hidden bright pink piece).

There’s also – inside the ‘S’ – a hidden scene of a tiny Rebel Frigate being followed by a Star Destroyer.

It was made for a shelf, and even the packaging shows it displayed on a shelf, so on my shelf it shall stay forever 🙂

Microcomputer

Saturday, May 3rd, 2025

I bought the above at Miniso recently. It cost $10, and it’s a ‘construction block’ kit. Since LEGO no longer has a patent on their brick design, many competitors are releasing near-identical types of products, often at a much lower prices.

As you can see this series has six different ‘retro’ technology sets, and while I assumed they were blind packed (you didn’t know which one was inside until opened) mine had the computer on the front and that’s exactly what I found inside:

Over the years I’ve purchased many of these ‘LEGO knockoff’ kits and the quality varies wildly. Far too often the colours are weird, or blocks are miscast, or don’t fit together well This had none of these issues at all.

In fact if the pieces were given to me out of the packaging I would have just assumed they were LEGO. They have the same feel, and fit together the same as a LEGO brick. Even the strings used for the keyboard and mouse cables were the same as LEGO!

The only difference I could find was the instructions, which were a bit abbreviated compared to the average LEGO kit. This could of course have been since they needed to be printed small to fit inside the capsule, or because the build was very easy. At least they didn’t have any mistakes, something which I’ve found often in other knockoff products.

The final product looks great doesnt it? A tiny model of a first-gen Macintosh computer that fits nicely into the palm of your hand.

An attractive little model for a reasonable price. This suggests the LEGO competitors are no longer as second-class as they used to be.

Japan Pickups: Crane Games

Sunday, January 12th, 2025

As with any Japan trip, we visited many game centers and were tempted by countless crane game prizes. These run the gamut from figures to toys to housewares to clothing to food to…

To a box of ziplock containers! Sometimes I wonder if the operators just put anything in a machine to see what people will try to win?

An attempt usually costs ¥100 (about 65 US cents) although some newer or more desirable prizes can cost ¥200 a go. There’s a lot of randomness and frustration involved with the machines, and one of the announcements periodically piped over the AV at one Akiba game center is on the nail when it simply says “You are unlikely to win”! The fun is in the trying though, and winning is icing on the cake.

I won two ‘prize figures’ (the term used to describe figures primarily available via crane games) this past trip. The first – Marin from Dress-Up Darling – cost me ¥4600 which is a ridiculous amount (that’s 46 tries!) but the character is a current favourite of mine. Here’s a better look:

I like this because it’s small! I didn’t know when I won her, but it’s also a very high demand prize figure right now, and we rarely saw it in the resellers (shops which sell prize figures) and the few times we did it was ¥5000 or more.

A few days after I won the above, a new figure of the same character came out and literally overnight was featured in many machines in every game center we visited:

That’s four machines at Gigo in Akiba.

And four others at an Ikebukuro arcade. If you look closely you’ll see they show off the figure in the machine, to tempt you further:

I got very lucky with this one, winning it in only four attempts (¥400). With so many in machines it was readily available at the resellers, but even then she was ¥2500 or more. Here’s mine:

She’s a lot bigger than the other Marin, and once I open her she’ll probably go in one of my curios.

In addition I bought the above two from resellers. They were each inexpensive (¥1500, or about $10) and the boxes were lightweight and not too big. I bought Shalltear (on the right) because I’d watched some episodes of Overlord the night before and I found her character funny! I don’t know anything about the character on the left but I like that one of her pupils is a clock 🙂

Buying figures at resellers can be challenging due to the abundance of choice. Many new prize figures appear in crane games weekly and the better resellers have hundreds to choose from! You may desire a particular character only to find five or more to choose from, some with multiple colour variants! Most prize figures are inexpensive, but occasionally older or very desirable/rare figures can be over $100.

On the last morning, during my Akiba ‘speedrun’ before we left for the airport, I was determined to win KLS a cute stuffed frog from a machine at Hirose in Akiba. I’d put a few yen in it the day before without luck, but money was to be no object this morning.

I was alone in the arcade except for an employee who I could tell was watching me repeatedly failing. After about ¥1500 in attempts I asked him if he had any suggestions and he obviously took pity on me by opening the machine and putting the frog right on the precipice (as you can see above)! Even then victory wasn’t certain but when I failed he did it again and I suspected he was going to ensure my victory. What a nice guy! The next go, the frog was mine.

Kristin was very happy with the frog, who will now live happily on a shelf.

Bonus: Gacha Gacha!

Saturday, January 4th, 2025

The gacha machines are still everywhere, and the variety continues to astound. Here’s a random collection of examples I took photos of.

An LCD game, tiny models of tissue and toilet paper, and mushroom accessories for your ear. We saw a girl feeding money into the middle machine to get 3 or 4 capsules. I wonder what she was after?

The cigarette one is a mystery; why would you want a mini cigarette model? For that matter why would you want cats modeled as shoes or tiny plastic pipes? There’s many machines containing unusual items like these.

Figurines of MEGAN (from the film), tiny model routers and very unusual large-headed… fruit zombies?

Game and anime based machines are of course very popular, like this Fire Emblem one. Machines based on western properties are rarer, but you occasionally see Star Wars or Marvel examples. We only saw the R2 one once (in Nagoya) so I bought two capsules from it. We often don’t open the capsules until we return from the trip, to extend the surprise.

The middle one seemed to contain tiny printouts of cat photos, as if someone had just made them at home and stuck them in capsules. A mystery!

I saw the above yesterday, and it translates to ‘Pasta recipes written by cute girls. Truly handwritten!’. I’m a sucker for these super weird types of machine, and had to put ¥200 in to see what I got.

That’s what came out: a piece of paper folded up and placed in a capsule. I opened it and translated it and here it is:

It seems ‘Honoka’ wrote this tuna and corn pasta recipe herself, so feel free to make it if it sounds good to you 🙂