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Shin Musha Gunpla

Saturday, April 21st, 2012

Over two years ago, on our last trip to Japan, I went menerk and purchased on our penultimate day a suitcase full of Gundam kits. You can glimpse some of them in the photo of loot from that trip shown in this entry. Some of those kits have since been assembled, some have been gifted and others sit on the shelf waiting for their day.

And for one particular kit – the biggest, best and most daunting, that day had arrived.

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It’s the Master Grade 1/100 Shin Musha Gundam kit. This is an imagining of Gundam as if they were designed in medieval Japan. I fell in love with it when I saw it in a store, and despite the large box had to get it. I recall even now the effort getting that suitcase packed (I didn’t joke above; one suitcase was literally packed with just Gundam kits) but I’m glad I did.

Years of just admiring the box however had to eventually end, and two weeks ago when I decided to finally assemble it here’s what I found inside:

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Lots of plastic! Lots and lots of pieces! Dozens of pages of instructions! A lot of time ahead of me…

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The instructions are (obviously) all in Japanese. But the crafting of the kit is of the highest order, with every piece immaculately molded and labeled. Furthermore this is a snap-together kit (as are all Gundams) with multicoloured plastic, so paint and glue is unnecessary.

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The first shot shows the different coloured plastic even on the same sprue, and the second shows the rubberized plastic used for joint pieces. Model kits have come a long way…

Assembly, while not difficult, was time consuming to say the least. The only tools I were using was a small pair of scissors (to remove the pieces) and an emery board (to file down edges), but after several hours work I ditched the scissors and purchased a pair of pliers to make the job easier. The kit contains many, many small pieces with pointy edges, so I found myself working in small batches (< 2 hours) because of sore hands and sore eyes.

In total, I estimate somewhere in the vicinity of 12-15 hours total assembly time.

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The kit is assembled in stages. Head, arms, legs etc., and then everything is put together at the end. I’ve made a few Gundams over the years, but never a Master Grade kit, and I was constantly amazed (and showing a mostly disinterested KLS) by the detail. For instance, the almost-complete right leg shown above contains forty individual pieces, a large portion of which are so that when the joints bend moving pistons are visible. Given that 99.999% of these assembled kits will be sitting motionless on a shelf and these inner parts are therefore mostly invisible one can’t help but be bemused by the level of detail ๐Ÿ™‚

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The above shot shows the weapons, which are the last pieces assembled. Yes the sword has a working scabbard! Happily, the kit has articulated fingers (!) so he can hold any of these weapons as he sees fit. But I’m content to leave them stored for possible future use.

Here’s a close up of my kit after I had finished:

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Not the best photo I know, but the best one I took that shows how his hand is resting on his sword hilt. I’m quite proud overall of how he turned out, especially given I won’t be painting (or ‘Gundam-markering’) him. Even so, a photo in the instructions show’s the potential of a professionally assembled version of this kit:

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Here’s a last shot of mine, showing scale versus Lego Sherlock Holmes.

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He looks quite impressive, don’t you agree?

The kit cost me Y3600, which was about $40 when I bought it. These days it seems to retail for US$60-100 (depending on the seller), and even for that price I’d say it’s worth it as (by far) the best and most fun Gundam I have ever assembled. I can virtually guarantee that making this guy has shorted the remaining time my other kits will remain unassembled on the shelf!

One last bonus shot! I found a photograph of a custom assembly made by a Gunpla รœbermensch. I can barely believe this is the same kit:

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Poster Boy

Sunday, March 25th, 2012

So yeah there was this post a few years back which was very popular. The worst photos of me ever? Yeah… not quite. Check this out:

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The above is a photograph so diabolically awful that it pushes the boundaries of what even I would dare to put on the blog. It was taken by my brother using some sort of school-issued B&W camera. I think he was trying to be arty. Jesus, Mary and Joseph it’s a bad photo. I don’t even have any hair! And what is that hat??! Feel free to savage me in your comments ๐Ÿ™‚

Now to the good part: check out those posters!

I used to hang a lot of posters on my walls. When I was a lad, say in 1987, these posters tended to be of the video game sort, as evidenced by this shot. Yes the photo is awful (as in, sooooooo embarrasingly awful it makes me weep) but you must admit my ‘video game otaku’ street credit went through the roof when you saw the posters I displayed back then?

I can spot C+VG posters of Way Of The Exploding Fist 2 (an awesome game I beat many times), Leviathan (a wretched C64 Zaxxon clone that I hated), and Space Harrier (the big poster). Immediately behind my head is the 2-part 1987 Zzap64 calendar, and above and to the right is another calendar (C&VG perhaps) using Ghosts’n’Goblins art. In the bottom right is an awesome Proteus poster (that just shot my gamebook otaku rating into the stratosphere).

I can’t identify the art on the one above my head, or directly behind me. Nor can I identify what the art on the visible half of the Zzap64 calendar is meant to represent. Anyone?

But, my friends, but the poster I am most proud of is only visible in part in the top left of the image. Only the most maniacal of game fans would ever in their wildest dreams think that this image was worth making into a poster, much less hand proudly on their walls. What is it, you ask?

I present: the full map of Cauldron 2 on the C64

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Oh those were the days! If only we lived in a world where I could still proudly hang game maps on my wall and call them art. Even then it was a transient fancy, most of these posters torn down only a few years later to be replaced with Nick Cave or Depeche Mode. These days I have equally otaku-ish stuff on the walls (I smell a blog entry there…) but nothing that makes me as proud as what you see in the above photo.

Excluding my hat, (lack of) hair, clothing, glasses and what I am holding of course ๐Ÿ˜‰

Five Gifts

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

I received a great many gifts for my birthday. Too many! Here’s five of them, from five different people.

From JAF I received this stunning Lego kit (reviewed as one of the best Technic kits ever made):

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From SFL I received a very clever Star Wars t-shirt (can you get the joke?):

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From myself I received Heuvelman’s legendary opus from 1965 on sea monsters:

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From JBF I received a Kuroneko Figma:

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And from KLS I received an unopened box of trading cards. Note the warning on the bottom:

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I’ll update to include BFS’s gift when it arrives ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Thursday, March 1st, 2012

Here’s something else I got for Christmas:

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A mechanical marvel in natural wood! Here’s what it looked like when opened:

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One thing is missing from the above photo – the glue! Although the kit claimed to include wood glue, no such glue was found inside. Luckily – and not so wisely – I had some superglue handy…

The instructions to make the thing were all like this:

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Which is to say they made great sense to someone who already knew how to make it!

Yes I know it doesn’t seem difficult, but reconsider your impression based on the knowledge that parts were mislabeled, miscut or (in case) had the holes misdrilled. Now add to the mix the fact that the person putting it together is (unwisely) using super glue, which it turns out bonds made-in-Chinese wooden dino kit parts together in femtoseconds.

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That’s the base. The idea (I think!) is that the dino reproduces a walking motion when the crank is turned…

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Forming the head! It looks a bit cute even in the instructions doesn’t it?

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Connecting the crankshaft to the inner leg. I did this step incorrectly at first, and removing the piece was like trying to untie the Gordian knot. This would be, of course, because I was using super glue and the incorrectly placed pieces had bonded together in less than a single yoctosecond!

But eventually, after some cursing of myself, Yossie and even God, I managed to complete the wooden robot dino-beast. Let’s even call it a BioZoid! Here he stands in all his glory:

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Despite my comments this was an enjoyable build. It probably would have been more fun (albeit much slower) had I used wood glue and not super glue though. That was unwise…

What the photo doesn’t exactly show is that it didn’t work! If you turned the crank it spastically flopped a bit, but the head and arms moved not at all and the whole thing just looked uncomfortable. KLS had a great idea though – set it on fire! I had dreams of a future blog post showing my new BioZoid! resplendent in flames! A PyroZoid! perhaps?

Alas this was not to be, because while inspecting the arm/head mechanism the next day I broke it. I blame the superglue ๐Ÿ™‚

Here’s What My Brother Is (Not!) Getting Me For My Birthday

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Every day, when I hear Mr Postman deliver, I eagerly trot down to the box to remove what surely must be arriving any day now: a birthday parcel from my brother.

Alas, I am every time disappointed; the fated package is yet to arrive.

Since my brother is the world’s very worst answerer-of-FaceTime calls, I’m going to use this entry to send a tiny nugget of information. I am assuming Bernard, that you’re birthday shopping for me is completed. As such, I can only imagine that you must have purchased for me the following item:

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As a Star Wars fan yourself, I have no doubt that Colonel Cracken is as beloved a character to you as he is me. Who can forget the battle against the Imperial Fleet in Jedi, when Lando and Nien Numb courageously flew the Millenium Falcon into the incomplete second Death Star to destroy it? True fans such as you and me surely know that success was in no small part due to the valiance of Airen Cracken, who was a crew member on that flight. As such, I have no doubt that the (long overdue!) action figure of the man himself shot to the very top of the list of items you surely wanted to give me to celebrate my birthday.

Alas, it is with a heavy heart that I must say that you’re going to have to return the one you bought, since I myself purchase this very figure today! It even now rests on my desk in a place of great pride.

And next time answer FaceTime when I call, so we can avoid these mixups in the future ๐Ÿ˜‰