Category: Toys

Liger Zero!

Over a month ago, I started building this:

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It’s my first ‘ZOIDS’ model kit, and was easily the most expensive kit I have ever bought. I knew getting into it that this was no toy, and that assembly may prove challenging, but then I’ve made challenging kits before and looked forward to it.

Here’s what the contents looked like before I started putting it together:

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That’s a lot of pieces! In total there were 28 sprues in 6 colours. Much like the advanced Gundam kits, some of the plastic was flexible (mostly used for joints) and the kit is designed to be assembled without glue. There are 13 pages of instructions with 77 unique steps, and the kit is assembled in 4 distinct sections (head, body, legs, tail).

I started with the head and immediately noted a problem: the instructions are printed quite small. My eyesight is changing, and I’m finding I don’t need my glasses anymore for near vision. However I’m stubborn and don’t want to take them off so I struggled with working on this since I found it quickly hurt my eyes. (Many of you now I know are saying “Why didn’t he just remove his glasses???“)

So construction was completed in many steps of perhaps 2 hours each, spread over an entire month. It was challenging, but a lot of fun.

First to be completed was the head:

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The complexity of this kit is staggering. The head alone has 38 pieces in it, and 5 points of articulation. The mouth and cockpit open, and the jets on the side and frill on the top can be positioned. By the time I had finished this piece it was clear I was building a kit with an incredible level of detail.

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The two tools you see above were indispensable. The cutters to remove pieces from the plastic, and the file to smooth them down. Such is the precision in this kit that even submillimeter bumps are significant. If you make a Zoid, be sure to have the right tools.

For a month or so my work table looked like this:

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You can see by the above point I had also finished the body:

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That’s not a rigid piece. It can bend and elongate, and all the joints are articulated as well. Many dozens of pieces went into it, including the smallest one in the entire kit:

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That’s just absurd!

The legs took the most time of all the sections:

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Each leg contains a whopping 78 pieces! They are even more articulated than the rest of the kit and there are significant differences between the front and rear legs. Compared to all this the tail was simple, and then it was time to put it all together:

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Or, in a rather more dramatic pose:

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Looks great doesn’t he? The finished kit is about 20 cm long and stands 12 cm at the shoulder. According to the instructions, the actual Liger Zero is a mighty 84 meters in length and weighs 85 tonnes!

Such is the engineering of this model that painting is hardly required, and in fact the instructions seem to mention it only as an afterthought (they give the paint codes for the plastic used, rather than show a repainted version). However the armor is detachable and Kotobukiya actually sells (not inexpensive!) armor upgrade kits if you want to convert your Liger Zero into Liger Zero Panzer (green, with a back-mounted cannon) or other variants. Fascinating.

My next kit will be another Musha Gundam that I purchased in Japan last year. It will be another time consuming and precise build that may wait until next Summer. After that, who knows?

The Price Of A Smile?

I’ve been dealing with some acute homesickness these past few days, which has been difficult. I tried several things to snap out of it, mostly with little success. And then I realized I should have paid more attention to a certain recent marketing blitz, since the solution was only a walk away from home. What is this solution I speak of? A Happy Meal!

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It had been many years since I’ve eaten McDonalds; even longer since I’d eaten it in America. It was with no small amount of curiosity that I ordered my lunch and handed the exotically attractive cashier my $2.15. Such was my giddy anticipation that I wasn’t even offended by the weird look she gave me when I asked for “no ice” in my soda.

I sat equidistant from the army of screeching children and the drooling geriatric and tried to suppress my excitement as I opened the paper bag my food was presented in. Here’s what it looked like:

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Have you ever seen such a fine collection of cuisine for only $2.15?!? A few immediate observations:
1) Happy Meals now come with apple slices as standard. I wonder if they do this to appease local laws?
2) The Happy Meal fry portion size has shrunk considerably.
3) Caloric content is now written on the packaging itself (the above is 365 Calories in total).

As delicious as this looks, the smell was even better. In particular, the effect of fat molecules subliming from the fries and directly infusing into my bloodstream via my nostrils was… beyond words!

Let’s eat shall we? Here was my ‘hamburger’:

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Deceptively simple isn’t it. But a treasure of taste is to be found between the buns:

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Wonderful! Forget the (single) pickle, the strange sauces and the mysterious onions. The true success of this burger came from the seductively artificial texture and taste. As I sat chewing, gazing distantly at the view of an industrial wastebin out the window, I became acutely aware of the way the plasticine taste of the meat patty combined with the hint of rubber texture in the bun and created a new sensation in my mouth that was revolutionary and even challenging and seemed to herald the future of food. I watched an evil child hiss demoniacally while he destroyed his Happy Meal toy, and once again marveled at how McDonalds could deliver such an experience for so little cost.

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There were 22 fries in my meal, with an average length of about 4.5 cm. That’s about a meter of potato, which is more than enough for a healthy individual like me. They were delicious of course, so much so I didn’t quietly judge the large man that sat near me and started eating two large fries. If only I had his gusto, I thought! But then he didn’t have my apple slices, and couldn’t enjoy the crisp, chemical taste of the fresh apples, almost certainly peeled and packaged this morning. I was delighted.

All things considered it was an interesting and challenging meal, and one that this supertaster would not hesitate to recommend to those that seek to explore the limits of cuisine (as I do). Of course I experienced stomach cramps as I walked home, but I think you would agree that fifteen minutes of agony discomfort were certainly worth it.

And what of the toy?

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It’s a Pokemon X combo of a wonderful plastic thing with extremely high play value and a undoubtedly very powerful card for the Pokemon TCG. Highly collectible, these toys will be sealed inside a box and then placed in another box in my attic and then auctioned for many dollars decades from now. Or maybe thrown away.

And what of my goal? Did the bold marketing claim work, and was this indeed a meal that left my happy? For reasons I hope are obvious in this review, I think I would have to say that yes, yes it did πŸ˜‰

Another Lego Crane

Over the last week, I assembled this Lego kit:

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As far as these kits go, this one is seriously lacking originality, being almost identical in design and construction to other cranes I have made before.

As it turns out my familiarity with the basic design would almost be my downfall! This kit has 108 pages of assembly instructions, with over 250 individual steps. And on the 19th page, less than 20% into the construction, I made an error. This isn’t the end of the world – everyone makes mistakes with complex Lego kits here and there. But this tiny mistake became massive indeed since I didn’t notice it until over 70 pages later!

Here it is:

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See that circled piece? We’ll call than an ‘eleven-er’. It should have been 2 tabs shorter, a ‘nine-er’. But it’s so embedded into the construction of the crane that removal at this point would require essentially dismantling 50% of the build and redoing it – losing many hours of work. What was I to do? I was so close to the finish at this point that my options were few, and I really, really didn’t want to dismantle and start again. So I had a brainwave:

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Can’t see the fix can you? The curved piece on the side of the crane is attached using the 9 piece that I should have used 70 pages earlier. I had to attach it differently (the original instructions required the 11 piece and it was attached at the bottom not at the top as I did). But it’s very clean and it’s only visible in profile that there is an error:

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Notice how on the left side the side panel is not flush with the body of the crane? Not perfect perhaps, but good enough πŸ™‚

Here’s the final product compared to a very large animal so you can see how big it is:

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It’s a very nice kit. The crane can be raised and lowered, and the claw at the end opens and closes using a fascinating mechanism. The kit can also be fitted with the technic motor and be battery driven, but my motor is still in my other crane so I didn’t do that. All things considered this is a great kit and while derivative of the other cranes I’m glad I own it πŸ™‚