Bricklaying

April 19th, 2020

Like everyone else, we’re baking in lockdown! The first time was a bit of a failure and this weekend was attempt two.

Here’s the ingredients for kaiser rolls:

Activate the yeast, then toss most of the above into the mixer for 8 minutes:

Until it looks like this:

Then let it sit for an hour to rise:

Then form the rolls, which will then sit for another hour before cooking:

Then it was time to bake for 15 minutes at 425F. Here’s the before/after:

They look ok don’t they!?! But they were a bit dense and even – dare I say – rubbery.

They tasted like a scone and not a roll. And they got hard quickly. By the end of the day they were doorstops! KLS managed to salvage one for breakfast this morning but they’ll be squirrel food!

Next time she’ll try another recipe. Any suggestions?

More Of This Old Nonsense

April 11th, 2020

I bought these, one of the last ‘nonessential’ amazon purchases I made:

Two packs each of Duran Duran and Tron trading cards. Let’s open them, starting with Duran…

These were released by Topps back in 1985 as part of the marketing Blitz for the Arena album. At the time both KLS and myself (and Bernard, and most of the world) were big Duran fans but I can’t remember ever seeing these cards. Naturally having found packs on Amazon for the low, low price of $8 each (sixteen times their 1985 price) I had to buy some!

Each pack has 3 cards and 3 stickers (from a pool of 33 of each). Here’s what I got:

Can you believe it?!?!? The two packs were almost complete duplicates, differing only in one sticker slot!! Furthermore the card images are pretty poor and the stickers have lost their adhesive.

The card backs are dull too:

But at least the sticker backs form a puzzle so they’re useful even if you use the sticker:

And here’s a closeup if the 35-year-old bubble gum:

Don’t worry, I didn’t eat it 🙂

Overall this isn’t a great card set, but I reckon in 1985 I may have liked it especially for the stickers. While it’s disappointing I got mostly duplicates, at least it takes care of Bernard’s Christmas gift this year!

Let’s move on to Tron:

Released by Donruss way back in 1981, each pack has 8 cards, a sticker and – a weakness then but a strength today – no bubblegum! The pack design is great, but the cards themselves are even better:

The images are crisp and immaculately printed and the black borders look great. In my opinion these are some of the best trading cards ever made and a wonderful showcase for the film.

In fact I already had four packs of these but I’m always looking for more since they’re hard to find now at a reasonable price (these were the only two the seller had; I paid $6 each pack).

The backs don’t tell the film story, and instead create a fantastically massive puzzle of one of the film posters:

The sticker cards are unusual since they’re based on the Tron arcade game and contain tips on the back (which I’m sure no one ever used!):

Unfortunately after 40 years they too have lost their adhesive. You can peel them off but he’ll never stick again.

Apparently this set had limited distribution since the film was an unknown quantity. I’m reasonably sure these never made their way to Australia because if they did I would have bought as many as I saw (for 25c/pack!). A wonderful card set that I’d love to complete one day.

In case you’re wondering I’m always on the lookout for other vintage pop culture card packs. Topps made loads of sets I’ve never even seen a pack of – like Masters Of The Universe, Fright Flicks or Marvel Super Heroes (from ’76, which has Conan comic cards) – but I’d also love to get my hands on more vintage Star Trek or Alien or Indiana Jones cards. If you ever see such things for cheap, please keep me in mind 🙂

Postcard-script!

April 5th, 2020

I received two other interestingly-stamped postcards recently, but didn’t include them in yesterday’s post since they weren’t from Postcrossing.

The first was this:

Adam sent me this recently and as you can see it’s got all five of the recent Australian disaster relief stamps on it. And what stamps they are! Australia rarely issues shaped stamps and as best I know these are the only ever Australia-shaped ones. Here’s detail of the best one (and yes I agree with Adam):

Happily the card arrived intact and the stamps are in near perfect condition 🙂

The other card I recently received was from Korea and featured these beautiful lunar new year stamps:

Look how cute they are! Both of them feature dazzling foil effects and they sparkle in the light! I was impressed by both the Australian and American year of the rat stamps but these Korean ones top both! Thanks to Jessica and her dad for sending me these!

Incidentally South Korea prints a lot of very pretty stamps and I always hope to get a card from there via Postcrossing but so far I haven’t been lucky enough. Maybe I’ll need to visit one day and send myself some…

Postcrossing Update

April 4th, 2020

I’ve now been a member of Postcrossing for 15 months and I’m still loving it. I’ve sent 185 cards and received about 175. I can send up to thirteen at a time now, and every weekend dutifully write and send about five on average. Here’s the stats:

And the map (red is sent, blue received):

As you can see I’ve now received cards from Africa, but not yet Australia or South America. Or Antarctica, but I’m not holding my breath for that since there’s only one user (at a Dutch base).

The vast majority of cards I’ve received are standard tourist cards or cards featuring animals. But there’s also been a wonderful assortment of weird and wonderfully strange cards including some vintage ones. I’ve also now got two like these:

Each had lots of messages and signatures on the back. I think people get these at ‘meetups’ and the attendees sign every card in advance to be used in the future. Both of mine are from different Russian meetups. (Incidentally Postcrossing is very popular in Russia and the country even printed an official Postcrossing stamp!)

Here’s an unusual arrival:

The card was ruined! It had gotten wet, torn, folded and mangled in transit. I could barely read the message on the back! I’m astonished it made it!

As for the backs, some people write very little, some write about what they did that day, some write about their hobbies or family or their dreams. It’s always fun to see what they say. And then every now and then truly unique ones arrive like this:

Or this:

Yes, that’s a wax seal!

And of course I’m still loving the stamps. Postcrossers go out of their way to make the stamps interesting and they rarely disappoint:

These days the messages on the cards almost all reference the virus and it drives home that no matter where we live or what our situation our lives are all being profoundly affected. It’s also interesting to note the now common ‘stay safe’ phrase is being used by people all over the world and has become the standard sign off for most cards.

One (of many!) consequences of the virus is the availability of postcards. Luckily I restocked when we went to the Pez museum a few weeks back but of isolation continues for months I’ll certainly run out of cards to send. In anticipation of this I recently bought 200 high- quality cards on Amazon but I won’t tell you what they are since you may receive one yourself 🙂

It’s good to see this service continuing even through a pandemic. More than ever in this era of social isolation it’s nice to have some contact even with people I’ll never actually meet.

Storm Trooper

March 28th, 2020

It was time for some craft. He selected, from his stash of things-to-do, an item he had received for his birthday several weeks earlier:

The papercraft kit was unlicensed: a DIY mask of a Storm Trooper which greatly resembled characters in a beloved film series. The box was large and extremely lightweight, he thought as he broke the seal. It was only flimsy card after all:

Forty-seven pieces to be glued together! He’d made – or attempted to make – complex kits before and was immediately hesitant. But this wasn’t just a curio, it was a mask! He vowed to complete it…

At first it wasn’t too difficult and he thought he’d have it done in an hour or so. But the pieces became increasingly complex and the folds insane. He needed three hands and the patience of a saint! His fingers were sticky with glue as the going got harder. His conviction was tested, his mood dark. The hours passed.

And yet… and yet somehow it was piecing together error-free despite his frustration and the complexity. While he hated the tedious task he had to admit he was impressed with the design and engineering. This was vastly better than any other paper craft he’d tried.

The hardest pieces were in the last quarter but at that point he had the measure of the thing. And then, when the last (of over 250!) tabs was folded and glued, his relief was paramount! The Storm Trooper was finally complete:

There was one last challenge. The mask looked the part, but was it just for looks, or would it accommodate his giant head? Gingerly, laser sword in hand, he slipped it on:

Yes he hated making it, and yes he may even burn it to ash in a pyrotechnic extravaganza one day. But in that moment, as he wore it with pride, all was good.