Tokyo 3: Borderless

January 17th, 2020

Today I visited teamlab Borderless, a ‘digital art museum’ in the Odaiba district of Tokyo. And it was, to say the least, incredible.

It comprises a vast maze like space with many rooms and at least two levels (it’s hard to keep track) filled with all sorts of unusual digital art.

Almost all of the artwork is based around light in some form or another, and none of it is static. The lights and projections are constantly changing and moving, and the soundtrack changes with them.

There are vast cavernous rooms where one moment the walls are covered with ink paintings and then the next butterflies and then the next a waterfall. There are tiny rooms full of flowers or falling cherry blossoms. There is a round room with waves crashing against the walls.

There’s the completely mirrored room full of hanging lanterns that change colour slowly. There’s a large sloping room filled with artificial plants that you walk through (and yes you need to push them out of the way) as ‘wind’ blows around you. There are large animals made of flowers walking along walls and geckos and whales walking and swimming underneath your feet.

Tiny rooms contain what at first seem to be traditional artworks hung on walls but on closer scrutiny reveal themselves to be animated as well, only slowly or on a minute scale. There was so much to see I’m sure I missed some of it (there’s no map or guide) and since the installations were often changing the same room could be different next time you went in.

The above photo was taken in a room with LED light strings suspended from the ceiling. As I first walked through (which wasn’t easy since the density of strings is high and the floor mirrored!) all of a sudden it ‘rained’ light down onto me in a very convincing manner. It was extraordinary. I visited the room several times and never saw rain again.

As far as attractions go this was an 11 out of 10. Easily one of – if not the best art museum I’ve ever been to. I spent over two hours inside and could have spent much more had I not been starving. I think more of these will be installed around the world and if you’re ever near one I highly recommend you go.

After a gourmet (¥630) meal, my next stop was right next to teamlab, and what do you know it was another Ferris wheel:

I’ve rode this one – called Daikanransha – twice before although not in many years. For a while it was the biggest in the world and even today it’s the second biggest I’ve ever personally ridden (after another Tokyo wheel). I can assure you that yes the wind still blows the cars a bit and yes it’s as high as it looks.

It was also incredibly sunny, as you may notice in the above photo. This has the effect of warming the cars wonderfully, and I greatly enjoyed my toasty ride. Here’s the obligatory snap from the carriage:

Such style and such handsomeness! Tokyo will miss me when I leave 🙂

After the wheel I wandered over to the new giant Gundam statue at Diver City mall. KLS and I saw the old one (an RX-78 Gundam) years back but this new one – a Unicorn Gundam – was only installed two years ago. It’s 20 meters tall, incredibly detailed and incredibly awesome. Inside the mall I visited the giant Gundam Base which not only sold a mind-boggling array of Gundam kits but also had a vast display area of prize-winning or otherwise special assembled Gundams.

The talent on display beggared belief. I don’t even paint my Gundams but today I saw some that had been resculpted, engraved, fully decked out with lights and even metallized as shown above. As someone who has assembled quite a few plastic model kits myself I was awestruck, and greatly enjoyed the exhibit.

The rest of the day was more shopping, UFO machines, buying souvenirs etc. And yes that cat armour was a real product for sale. Of course I didn’t buy it, but I very nearly did buy some of this cotton candy (fairy floss):

Yes, yes and yes. Those are both made of cotton candy!

Yet another great day in my endless vacation. However there was a strange occurrence today that made me pause. Just as I got off the Ferris wheel my shoe broke! It seems after the 507,000 steps I’ve done these past 28 days (I’ll let you calculate the average) the shoes decided to just pack it in rather than walk any more! So today I walked easily over 10k steps in a broken, uncomfortable shoe which ended up ruining my sock as well. Luckily I have a spare pair of shoes, which should see me through these last remaining days of the trip.

To finish today’s post I couldn’t help to notice that the news was a little more excited than usual today. Once I found out the reason I became a tad excited myself: they are forecasting snow in Tokyo tonight at 11 pm! Unfortunately I’m tired like the dead and will probably sleep through it if it happens, but perhaps if I wake early enough I may find traces? Let’s find out tomorrow!

Tokyo Interlude: Answering Your Questions

January 16th, 2020

I’m doing laundry and waiting 90 minutes for the dryer to finish so now is a good time to answer some of the questions I’ve not been asked so far on this trip. Apologies in advance for making up paraphrasing your question, and for referring to you by initials.

KLS asked: Seen many gaijin?

In a word, no. I didn’t see any foreigners at Universal Osaka, or in Osaka in general. I never heard any language other than Japanese spoken in trains or shops either. This is mostly true for Tokyo so far, although yesterday at Nakano I did see some German losers getting overly excited by Dragonball cels.

JK followed up: But what about Akihabara post office?

Oh yes I forgot! It’s true that the place is inundated with otaku mailing loot home, and yesterday I witnessed a crowd of Koreans packaging up One Piece figurines for postage. It’s also true that the post office seemed exclusively staffed by pretty young women. I did not however see any of the alleged limited anime stamps you can apparently buy there.

KAB asked: What are you eating?

Garbage mostly. My diet is at least 30% Kit Kats. Breakfast is often McDonald’s. Gourmet (ie. cheap) spaghetti is often chosen. I’m in the culinary capital of Earth and I’m eating trash. But even the trash here is delicious 🙂

SMC followed up: What about those rice balls you told me about?

There’s one above, a ‘salted rice ball’. Just rice with very light salt. It’s shown with convenience store chicken pieces (like popcorn chicken). I went on an absolute bender and ate Osaka almost empty of rice balls: up to four a day. Then my body revolted so I stopped. But the allure is hard to resist and I may eat them again today. They’re too good! Incidentally rice ball snacks are very common in oodles of varieties:

But I always just get the plain type!

ZS asks: Hi dad; is it true what I heard that you’re back on the sauce? Meow!

Don’t worry little girl, it’s only for this trip!

SFL asks: Any shopping regrets so far?

I try not to ever regret anything, but if it were easy to get back I’d probably return to a few Osaka shops and maybe buy things I put back a few days ago. Such as this:

Or – if I was feeling particularly insane – these two Wizardry games:

But there are several days yet, and who knows what else I may find?

AW asks: But isn’t it true you can’t even play some of the Japanese FC and SFC games since they don’t work on US consoles?

(No comment)

AW persisted: So what you’re saying is you’ve bought some games you can’t even play unless you buy a Japanese console?

(Wry smile)

BS interjects: You’ve actually bought a Japanese console?!?

The answer as of right now is an emphatic “no”. But to quote a wise man: “there are several days yet, and who knows what else I may find?

JBF asks: How many trains have you caught?

Good question! Let me think… ok as an estimate, I’d say about 22 so far. Maybe 30-35 before the trip is done? It’s easy to catch 4 a day in Tokyo.

MMS asks: Seen any squirrels?

A timely question, since last night I learned of the existence of a free-roaming squirrel park called ‘Machida Squirrel Park’ that has a gigantic enclosure where you can hand-feed squirrels. It looks amazing but isn’t easy to get to at all (3 trains and a 50 minute walk each way). Next time I visit with KLS though we’ll have to make the trek. I haven’t seen any squirrels yet myself, but plan a walk through the nearby park and will keep an eye out.

JAF asks: Any weird photos you’ve taken that defy explanation?

Tokyo 2: Nakano

January 16th, 2020

Today was just shopping. That’s it. Hours and hours of it. Most of this happened at the mega-otaku destination of Nakano Broadway Mall, which I’ve blogged about many times before (on previous Japan trips). This was the first time I’d visited alone, and I spent many hours looking in all the weird and wonderful shops.

The extent of the mania in this place is hard to describe. The photo above shows a tiny (about an inch high) rubber figure listed at ¥60000 (about US$550), and this wasn’t even (close to) the most expensive in that shop. And that shop seemed to just sell tiny rubber figurines and Tamagotchis of all things. I doubt it could remain in business anywhere else on Earth.

Nakano is full of similar, highly focused and very weird shops and I spent hours looking in all of them. Often I was mystified by what I was looking at or what the stores specialized in (did one store just sell used tickets?) but I was entranced regardless. Of course there’s also many otaku shops selling anime merchandise, but they’re common in Akihabara and elsewhere so when I visit Nakano I tend to focus on the weirder shops.

I bought stuff of course. Mostly games today, but a few books and toys too. The game shop isn’t quite so astonishing as the ones in Akihabara, but does have a few gems available to those with money to burn. For instance a boxed Japanese version Vectrex for ‘only’ about $1500:

Or if you’re more interested in less electronic gaming – and your pockets are deep indeed – how about a copy of the Japanese edition of this legendary Call of Cthulhu module, a steal at over $500:

I saw so much stuff like this today. Ancient tin robot toys for over $10k, a glass case containing hundreds of (just) doll heads, a shop specializing in horror books, dozens and dozens of tiny stickers pulled from candy packs years ago and now selling for $500+, boxes with thousands of now useless ‘telephone cards’, a cabinet full of Michael Jackson merchandise from the 1980s and so on, and so on. There’s so much strange – and sometimes incredibly expensive – stuff there I sometimes wonder if the place is more museum than shop.

I love it all.

Interspersed throughout the four floors of broadway are hundreds of gashapon machines like those above. I’ve blogged these many times before but it’s interesting to see the evolution of them over the nearly 20 years I’ve been visiting Japan. Once they were just toys for boys: anime-themed stuff, robots, Ultraman and other tokasatsu merchandise, girl figurines etc. But now the gashapon can include just about anything and some of it is very weird indeed. Here’s six examples I saw today:

Little power poles! Who wants to collect those? And what about the weird diorama in the top right? If you get just the chair what do you do with it? The van in the middle is representative of a wave of vehicles now available in these machines, and the tiny Japanese room display in the bottom right is… well who wants it?!?

Now the cyborg arm is pretty cool, but alas it was sold out! As was the miniature raffle machine in the top middle. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for both again since I want to get one of each 🙂

I was at Nakano for many hours and stopped off again at Akihabara (for postcards!) on the way back to the hotel. Dinner was once again gourmet spaghetti (¥630) and it was long after dark before I finally dragged myself back to my room. A long and busy day, but a good one!

Tokyo 1: Arrival

January 15th, 2020

I traveled to Tokyo today on the bullet train. I was feeling a bit sick and was very tired so I took very few photos but here’s one of me enjoying the ride:

I was in the ‘green car’ which was the highest level of luxury. And it was great, with big comfy seats that electronically reclined and even were heated (although I didn’t use that). The train was quite full, although almost everyone else was a businessman in a suit that slept the whole way.

After arrival in Tokyo and checking into my hotel I grabbed a gourmet meal (for only ¥600!) and went about bought a suitcase! I know it’s common but I’d never done it before; my luggage was too full and this way I can buy more stuff 🙂

I’ve got a lot planned these next four day but I feel my body rebelling. Let’s hope I don’t crash hard before the return flight!

Osaka 4: ‘Operation Three-Wheeler’

January 14th, 2020

I woke tired with the dawn but since my first goal didn’t open until ten I took the chance to slow down a bit and watch a movie. It was sublime albeit the movie not so much. Then I took two trains to the docklands to ride this:

It’s called Tempozan and for many years was the tallest Ferris Wheel in the world. KLS and I were out here back in 2017 but didn’t ride it since she gets scared of heights and I always wanted to return. The ride takes about 15 lazy minutes and provides great views for miles. Here’s me at the top:

My next destination was the Dotonbori canal district but – as if often do – I took the long way and walked after one train rather than catch both back. This led me to discover a lengthy covered shopping street in which I found a used game shop and bought an old Game Boy game! Which once again proves that you should always walk if you can 🙂

After a gourmet lunch…

I arrived at my second destination of the day:

That’s the Ebisu Tower, so named since the guy shown on the front is the god of fortune Ebisu (who is hanging out with the penguin mascot of the Don Quixote discount store).

This unusual Ferris Wheel sits riders in a car facing outwards (it spins 180 while loading) and also takes about 15 minutes to make a circuit. While the views weren’t great the wheel had a surprise for me: it’s a little bit scary! The carriages don’t hang, and mechanically rotate as they go around the curves. The led to judders and creaks that more than once reminded me it’s only been open 6 of its 15 years, being closed for mechanical reasons the rest of the time.

Here’s the view from the top:

I was laughing out loud like a fool most of this ride. I think it’s exhaustion catching up with me!

After a quick stop at the hotel my third goal for the day was only a short walk away:

That’s the Hep-5 Wheel, on the top of a shopping mall right in downtown Osaka. KLS and I rode this at night back in 2017, immediately before a memorable thunder storm, but today I got to ride it during the day. It’s taller than Ebisu but shorter than Tempozan (which speaks a lot for Tempozan’s height since this guy is built on top of the 7th floor!) and – surprise surprise – takes about 15 relaxing minutes to go around.

Here’s me at the top:

I very much enjoyed this one since I’ve been buzzing around the local streets every day and could plot my paths from above. It also afforded fantastic views of the nearby train station. However unlike the other two it had no commentary at all! Still worth a ride.

So three wheels in one day! They were all cheap (¥800, ¥500 and ¥600) and worth the trip. I’m now proud to say I’ve ridden three different wheels in the same day. I wonder how many others can claim that?

Tonight I pack for the train to Tokyo tomorrow, where the trip enters a new phase: otaku madness. Stay tuned…