Robotclaw Analyzed

March 2nd, 2019

With big thanks to Bernard – a maestro of data science -many secrets of this blog can now be revealed! Here then, a peek into the details of 13.5 years of ‘Robotclaw’…

Above you can see (click on it for a larger version) a plot of the post and word count averages since blog creation. Ignoring 2006 and 2019 (both partial years of data) you can see that the average number of posts has been increasing steadily for a decade but the word count while drifting down does so at a slower pace.

All told there have been 1820 blog posts since the blog was created. That’s an average of 130/year or just under one every 3 days. I reached my posting peak in 2008 with 300 posts (!), but in recent years the average is under 100/year. This is in-part intentional, where I have attempted to focus on fewer more interesting posts rather than a simple chronologue of my model-making and game-playing exploits!

I’ve typed 178,229 words in those 1820 posts, with an average of about 99 words/post. To put this in perspective, here are the lengths of some well known books:

Animal Farm – 29,966 words
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy – 46,333 words
The Great Gatsby – 47,094 words
The Hobbit – 95,356 words
To Kill A Mockingbird – 100,388 words
Robotclaw – 178,229 words
The Fellowship Of The Ring – 187,790 words
Mody Dick – 209,197
War and Peace – 561,304 words
King James Bible – 783,137 words

So we can say I’m in Tolkein territory! A printed novel contains about 275 words per page, so if printed without comments and images, the blog would require about 650 pages!

If you’re curious about the longest posts, here are the top 3:
How Times Change (1571 words)
Shining Forth (The History) (1380 words)
The Vault of Helgorim (957 words)

Now let’s move on to the actual words…

The above is a ‘wordcloud’ of many of the most commonly used words on this blog (click on it to see detail). In total, the written vocabulary here includes 20,705 unique words and of those, the ten most commonly used (in order) are: game, time, day, games, days, bit, shot, hours, cards and trip. And just because it’s cute, the eleventh most commonly used word is ‘kls‘ πŸ™‚

Game, time, and day are each used over 1000 times (statistically game is represented in about 70% of posts!) and games is only slightly less than 1000. None of this is surprising: you all know about my game obsession and the other two (time and day) often occur in trip-related posts which have become a hallmark of this blog.

Yossie was mentioned 48 times across 35 posts, and thus placed just outside the top 50 words.

As for bigrams (two word combinations) the three most commonly used have been ‘star wars‘, ‘monster hunter‘ and ‘video games‘. I’m starting to think this is some sort of otaku blog!!

Of the 20,705 unique words, the most common word size was 7 letters, and the longest was 24. Bernard didn’t provide examples of each (what’s the 24-letter one?) but I think ‘monster’ must have contributed to the 7-letter median.

As for that vocabulary count… well it’s high. Here are a few others to compare (all these include proper nouns):

Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland – 2766 unique words
Pride and Prejudice – 6424 unique words
Oliver Twist – 10,419 unique words
King James Bible – 10,867 unique words
Robotclaw – 20,705 unique words
The Collected Works of Shakespeare – 31,534 words

So from the above, I think it’s appropriate to rate me halfway between The Bible and Shakespeare. (Incidentally almost half of Shakespeare’s 31k words were only used once, and depending on who you believe he actually invented anywhere up to about 1500 words, several hundred of which have never been reused by anyone and the meaning of some of which is still in question!)

A high vocabulary isn’t necessarily a good thing if you want an audience. The fewer unique words the easier something is to read, so I imagine the average reader may be a bit glossy-eyed by some of my content (for more reasons that this)!

The above chart is taken directly from the data Bernard sent me, and shows the average sentiment of this blog. Happily it’s positive! In fact his conclusion was that the writings on this blog are in fact 78% positive and are becoming more positive over time!

The most common emotions in my writings are apparently ‘joy’, ‘trust’ and ‘anticipation’ with the least common ‘disgust’, ‘anger’ and ‘sadness’. Come to Robotclaw to cheer yourself up!

If you’re curious, here are the top three most positive blog posts:
Dream Gear Showdown (worth reading again for the awards ceremony alone!)
The Heart Of The Cards (features a ‘young Florry’ appearance!)
The Day Jesus, The Devil, King Arthur and The Magical Emperor of Light, Nero Griffth, Made My Dream Come True! (I’ll never surpass that post title…)

And here are the top three least positive:
The Vault of Helgorim (It’s a pretty grim adventure!)
Corporal Punishment (controversial!)
Review: Galactica 1980 (I literally laughed myself to tears re-reading this just now)

It’s mind-blogging to think of all this I’ve written and uploaded over the years. Every now and then I go back and re-read posts and forget writing them, and are often entertained myself. I still love the blog and still love writing it so you can look forward to much more in the future, and I promise I’ll try to stay positive and keep delivering you the high-vocabulary, star wars and monster hunter themed content you know and love πŸ˜‰

Farewell, Beloved Yossie

February 15th, 2019

Yesterday suddenly and unexpectedly we lost our sweet cat Yossie to a presumed heart attack. She was twelve.

Yossie entered our lives as a rescue cat and she was apparently found by a dumpster. She was tiny and cute and immediately filled our home with her energy.

I bonded with her quickly and she became ‘my’ cat. She was as interested in and comfortable with me as I was her.

She seemed to change overnight from a sleek kitten to a giant cat but she never lost her looks. Everyone that met her commented on how pretty she was, and how expressive her face. I think this was partially because of her ‘mascara’ – the white fur that surrounded her eyes.

Yossie’s been all over this blog her entire life. Most any activity I did she involved herself in, and there’s endless photos of her playing with legos or assisting me with model kits or just resting in my lap while I played games. If I was interested in something, so was she.

She had her own routines as well. Here you see her propping herself up on the wall to wash her belly. She also had a daily ‘follow the sun’ routine where she’d move around the house with the sun shining through the windows. She loved her toys, her treats, and her naps.

Yossie was always gentle and sweet. Never angry, never sad. Always forgiving. Always loving. I’ll never forget her face, and her meows, and how she brightened up my life.

Yossie died in her sleep, curled up on the couch where I usually sit. She looked peaceful, and beautiful. We’re very sad now, because the hole she leaves will not easily fill, but at the same time I know Yossie had a wonderful life and was loved absolutely.

She would often dream while she slept, twitching and quietly meowing. I hope her last dream was a happy one, in which she was having fun with her toys and eating treats and with me – her ‘dad’ – happily by her side πŸ™

Dungeons & Dragons LCD

February 10th, 2019

Before Christmas I visited a nifty local retro store and the shop owner, who recognizes me now, said he may have something I wanted. He reached under the counter and produced this:

Yes, the game was inside:

This is a handheld LCD Dungeons & Dragons LCD game from 1981. I’d been wanting this for many years but had never seen a copy for sale. I opened my wallet and handed over the $80 he was asking in light speed!

The game is complete in box with the instructions, which are well-written and remarkably long for a game like this:

It’s a maze game in which you must defeat a dragon or die trying. Gameplay takes place on a 10×10 grid of rooms and you can move around in any direction until you either kill the dragon or are slain.

As you can see your current location is shown, and via the ‘cursor’ and ‘move’ buttons you can head in either of the four directions. There are no walls or dead ends; each room has four exits and the maze wraps around. Some rooms contain pits (which end the game unless you have the grappling rope, as I do above), bats (which move you randomly) or the dragon (game over).

You’ll need the magic arrow (found randomly) to kill the dragon, and you get one shot only to try. The dragon icon above reveals that the dragon is in an adjacent room. I took a gamble and shot north and failed, and then I headed east and…

Game over!

It’s very difficult. 13% of the rooms are instant death, and with only one rope and one arrow the chance of success seems minor. I played about ten games and only found the arrow twice and only once did I encounter the dragon while I had it.

As a child I would have loved this game, carefully mapping it while playing to assist in victory. It’s only the second actual D&D electronic game (the other, a board game, we also own) and is probably the first actual ‘electronic RPG’ (of sorts). While it does have a score, that’s only if you win, and since it’s time-based I imagine luck plays too big a factor!

Note the text: Look for other exciting games in the Action Arcade Series! It turns out there was only one other – a Masters Of The Universe game that is identical in gameplay to this one with a different LCD. It’s apparently even rarer, especially in the original blister packaging.

I’m happy with my purchase, and this is now a gem in my collection. Now should I do a followup post about the electronic D&D board game from 1980?

The School Libraries

February 7th, 2019

Wasn’t it great, as a child, when we all shuffled off to the school library to borrow books? I didn’t care at all about the fact I’d have to write book reports (since I enjoyed those), I just wanted to read more books. And every trip to the library meant more books to read! It’s a big quaint looking back as an adult on the idea of little me borrowing from a no-doubt heavily gatekept collection of books, but in those days I always found something I enjoyed and read it from cover to cover.

Thats a recent shot of the library from my second primary school, St Joseph’s. I was at that school between the ages of about 7 to 11 and those were probably the formative years of my reading. I recall the short stacks for the ‘little kids’ (probably me at the start!) and then once you reached a certain age you upgraded to the taller stacks. I used to like book series in those days, and borrowed lots of Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew and related books, as well as many classics like as Stevenson, Dahl, Dickens and Jules Verne. We had a list of books from which we had to borrow a certain amount (and review it), but I don’t remember every reading anything I wasn’t interested in.

I also borrowed anything like this (including this very volume):

I enjoyed fantasy, horror and sci-fi from a very early age (this was post Star Wars of course) but didn’t find much beyond the classics at school. I’d borrow those genres in abundance from the public library! However our weekly school library visit would include a sort of book discussion with the teacher and I very strongly recall one of these was about classic monsters (werewolves, vampires, frankenstein etc) which made me view that guy in a different light.

St Joseph’s was also when the Scholastic Book Club started (for me) which led to the Fighting Fantasy book obsession, which dovetailed into even more fantasy reading. I recall we read The Hobbit as a class book one year at St Joseph’s but I had already read it and I believe had even struggled with The Lord Of The Rings as a young child. When they were amongst the only fantasy in the school library I didn’t have a choice! I recall my Hobbit book review was full of drawings of runes and elvish script. (Wouldn’t it be great if I still had that and could scan and blog it?)

That’s the school library of my (juniour) high school St Mary’s. It’s a recent photo and shows that it has changed significantly. It’s brighter and contains far less stacks and books than it once did, and in my day was more of a (small) book dungeon heavily stocked with ‘important’ works of literature such as a budding mind may be expected to ingest. This was high school, and we had started things like Shakespeare, the english poets and Australian literature and the library was heavily stocked with this sort of thing.

But it still had a few of the sorts of genre books one may expect – such as John Wyndham’s works – as well as a section that was a mishmash of strange uncategorizable books (possibly donations thinking back on it) from which one time I borrowed this:

These were the days in which the Guinness Book Of Records was still a phenomenon and it was perhaps not surprising that the wretched TV show spawned a book series (6 volumes!). I remember this book in particular since it had been heavily annotated by a previous reader who expressed their skepticism at most of the contents. This puzzled me (“Who would write in a book?”) and eventually would inspire me (I later used to do the same thing, leaving occasional reviews of novels in the blank final pages.) and, thirty-five years later, has apparently stuck with me.

On my recent visit to Australia I was talking with Kirsten about the library at St Francis Xavier’s – my high school she now teaches at. I have very dim memories of the place – possibly only going when required to – and if it contained any popular literature at all I don’t recall. I studied advanced English courses in high school and (had to) read a lot of material for the courses, but I believe I either bought the books outright or borrowed them from public libraries. This was the only time in my life I recall reading books I had no interest in, which was of course tempered by simultaneous reading of the stuff I did like (fantasy and horror in those days mostly). I wrote a book review in year 12 of a Graham Masterton novel and my teacher essentially forced me to read F Scott Fitzgerald for the next review which irritated me a little πŸ™‚

It’s not that I didn’t visit the SFX Library, it’s just that I don’t recall borrowing much. There were study rooms in the back I used to occasionally use, and I think we sometimes held student council meetings in a library room. The books though… I think I mostly ignored them.

That’s the library at my Australian university, known as the ‘Auchmuty library’. For a few years I had schedules with massive gaps between classes, and spend vast amounts of hours in this library. The basement stacks were a goldmine of unusual books including loads of genre pulp (much of which I ignored in those days…) and – to my eternal joy – a voluminous collection of Lovecraftian hardcovers. Looking back I imagine this was the Akham House output from the early days, and I imagine it’s proximity to the pulp was perhaps because it was a collection donated by a fan of the weird fiction of the 60s/70s (which in those days included the Conan, Tarzen and John Carter series). I was still to naive and inexperienced to recognize this fact, but I did read all of the Lovecraft stuff, including the books of his letters and related musings. My memories of Newcastle University are still strongly intermingled with my fandom of the Lovecraft Mythos, and I wonder if all those books are still hidden in the basement of that library?

I could go on and on about libraries – Charlestown Public Library deserves a post of it’s own – since they almost certainly helped foster not just my love of books but my love of book collecting as well. But that’s enough for now πŸ™‚

Leviathan

January 27th, 2019

This kit was immensely fun to build and looks incredible. I hope LEGO has more innovative ideas like this in the future!