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May 31st, 2018

Tomorrow we’re going to Scotland!

We’re going to be focusing on the west and north of the country: the highlands and islands and more remote regions. We’re looking forward to rocky coasts, beautiful scenery and lots of rain 🙂

Eventually we’ll end up in Orkney, which will be the northernmost latitude we’ve ever visited and will have over 20 hours of sunlight!

Needless to say I’ll blog as I can, although given some of our hotels have already told us they have no cell service this may not be daily! As usual though you can expect to follow our exploits here…

…and in your mailboxes 🙂

Let’s Cook!

May 28th, 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve shared my culinary skills and I know you’ve been salivating for more. I’ve made sandwiches and soup and even pasta before so today let’s make… this:

“What is it?” you ask? It’s the Happy Kitchen ‘taiyaki and dango’ kit. It’s a candy-making kit where the candy looks like classic Japanese treats. But could it ever look as good as the packaging? And looking at these instructions didn’t inspire confidence:

Thankfully English instructions were available online. They were very clear and make things look easy. But could I reproduce the results on the box???

That’s the contents. Everything except water is provided, and the various elements are prepared individually. The six packets contain various powders that mix with water to create the sauces or jellies or dough to make the little foods.

Here’s the ‘rice’ cake, which has the smell and consistency of an actual mochi:

The mixture was extremely rubbery and difficult to shape – a bit like an eraser – but you can see I managed to shape it into the sizes required. This was the only mildly challenging part of the whole process.

Taiyoki are fish-shaped cakes with filling inside. The kit uses water-based dough which is microwaved to produce the little cakes. I was particularly amazed this step worked!

The various base pieces were then mixed with sauces (chocolate and ‘dango’) and a fake strawberry gummi that you can see setting in the earlier mochi photos. It was fun and much easier than I thought it would be.

The final step was to make the fizzy ramune drink (by simply pouring a powder packet into water) and I was done. Look how great the finished ‘meal’ looks:

Naturally you’re not surprised because you know my skills in the kitchen, but for a first time making candy I’d say this all turned out better than I expected!

But how did it taste?

We thought it would be dreadful, even inedible, and assumed it would taste of chemicals. To our surprise the taiyoki tasted like a chocolate pancake, the strawberry gummi tasted like a real strawberry and even the little dango were sweet and chewy! The ramune was incredibly sweet, but then I drink Mt Dew!

Overall a big success! Fun and easy to make, tasty and it looked great: who said I couldn’t cook?!?

Raw

May 27th, 2018

We went to WWE Raw last Monday. We had great seats and a lot of fun. Here are the five best photos I took.

Seeing Kurt Angle was a treat. The crowd roared his familiar “You suck!” chant 🙂

This was our view! Directly above the referees head, on the opposite side of the stadium, was the main camera. We were probably on TV (the show was a live broadcast) but can’t check until it’s available online in a month.

A photo I took from the opposite side high up in the stadium. KLS is visible if you know where to look.

I’m believing this is a dad and his child.

Every cheering on the ‘final boss’ 🙂

We Did It Again

May 23rd, 2018

Remember the postcard contest from last year? We did it again! Basically the same rules, only now we were more about overall style than just cramming stickers on.

But then Bernard instantly said “rules-be-damned” and sent three cards as his entry! He didn’t reveal this, so it ended up being his three versus my one. I’ll present them here; you can judge for yourself who won…

Bernard’s three:

The Gudetama card! The simplicity belies the obvious time that went into the design and implementation.

A card that celebrates the diversity of marine life, endlessly circling a sleeping egg. Had Bernard named this, I think he would have called it ‘Albumen Depths‘.

And finally a card dedicated to Yeri from Red Velvet. Gude reclines on a rasher as he ponders the inclusion of the grapes in the central image.

Three cards therefore. A strong collective entry. But was it strong enough? Although I didn’t know the extent of my opposition, I humbly present my knockout entry:

I call this one ‘Planet Gudetama‘ and put my very soul into it. The letter placement! The sticker choices! The hours I spent creating it! This was my magnus opus, at least until the next contest!

Incidentally the Gudetama theme was coincidence. But Bernard and I have been on a ‘lazy egg’ bender for a while so it wasn’t surprising. After all anything is better with a Gudetama sticker!

So what do you think? Did I win?

Goodbye Snapper

May 21st, 2018

When we bought this house, it came with this mower:

It’s a Snapper Quantum XM and it’s a mystery how old it is!  We both recall the owner saying something about it being old and almost dead when he passed it onto us, and I thought he may have said something about it being as old as this house. I’ve done a bit of research and determined that’s unlikely, but it’s at least pre 1998 and possible dates to around 1988-1990. Snapper seems to have a rabid following due to the reliability of the (old) models, but it’s much harder to find info on the push mowers (as opposed to the ride-ons) and identifying the age of this particular one was complicated by the fact it was manufactured up to 2006. My guess is 20-25 years though, which is a good long life for a mower!

Because it’s now dead!

To be honest it probably could live on for a while, possibly a good while. The engine starter string snapped at the base so I can’t start it, but for the past two years it’s been a tricky beast to get working anyway and given that it’s almost to the point of shaking itself to death I figured it was time to let it retire. So the very day it broke, indeed the very hour, I drove to the shop and bought this:

The curse of home-ownership is of course yard work, but I consider it a sacred duty and will do it myself until I can’t. I may as well therefore have good tools. This guy wasn’t cheap ($400 + tax) but is very highly reviewed and will – I hope – last at least several years!

Unlike the old Snapper it’s self-propelled, which means less effort mowing. I haven’t used a self-propelled for over a decade though, and was surprised by how quickly they move now!

It’s so clean and new!

And it has two blades! (Although I didn’t know this when I bought it…)

It didn’t take long to get it ready and started easily first go. And…. it perfoemed it’s only task and cut the grass well!

Next time you visit if you want to mow our lawn just say the word and I’ll let you take it out for a spin 🙂

And what about the old Snapper? I was going to bring it to the tip for destruction but now I feel I need to pass it onto a new home and someone who will repair it and maybe keep it going for another 20 years? So out to the curb it’s going to go, in the hope someone may see it and drive away with it!