More Masterpieces

May 13th, 2018

Most of you have received cards or postcards from me that feature my ‘unique’ art skills. Some of you have even responded in-kind, and it’s always a treat to see your talents on display. But I never expected I’d receive anything like these cards my friend JK has sent me these past six months:

That’s a pencil sketch! Santa Claus with my drink of choice (Mt Dew!) done in a classic style. Talent beyond my dreams.

This is a flabbergasting pen sketch of Yossie, based on this photo I had tweeted:

And then recently came this one:

Believe it or not this is a watercolour! A masterpiece created using $2 paints from Walmart and children’s brushes! I had actually bought the paints myself to try painting myself but my scribblings were as nothing compared to this!

Jessica thought I could do better though and I decided to try! I bought new paints ($4 this time) and a new brush ($2) and with a special piece of thick stock paper she provided set out to reproduce this classic:

It took a while, and pushed my abilities to their very limits, but I think I mostly succeeded:

Don’t you?

Jokes aside isn’t Jessica’s talent astonishing? I could only dream of the postcards you’d all be receiving if I even had a tenth of her skills πŸ™‚

Watership Down

May 10th, 2018

Can you see the family in this photo?

Look in the middle and you can easily see mum and dad:

They’re watching out for their child, a ‘tiny bunny’ who is about as big as a tennis ball and 100 times as cute! S/he’s hiding right at the edge of the lawn near a juniper…

And yes, these photos were taken through our binoculars πŸ™‚

In The Cards

May 6th, 2018

I found this at Walmart last week:

‘New low price!’ meant $10, and of course I bought it. Twenty packs for that price was a steal, or seemed that way before I knew what it contained…

Here’s the contents:

Interesting mix. 11 different sets, including 4 packs of collectible card game cards. Nothing newer than 10 years, one of set (Anastasia) 24 years old! I’m guessing these have been in a warehouse a long time…

So let’s examine these in detail:

The Power Rangers cards are based on the film and are pretty boring. The plus is that each pack has a foil card, but the minus is that those foils are awful. Each card also has a strange Amerocentric trivia question on the back like this:

Can you get it without decoding the answer?

The X-Men cards have awful art, from the early days of computer-aided colouring. The less said about these the better. But what’s this on the wrapper…?

Each pack has an entry form for a contest to win a baseball card (then) worth $451k! Wikipedia informs me this card was indeed won, sold shortly afterwards for $641k and is now valued at $2.8 million!

The Anastasia cards are pretty normal for an animated film. I got one chase card (cut into an unusual shape as you can see). I’m pretty sure I’ve got packs of these in other boxes like these in the past so I’m guessing they were overprinted and undersold!

The Panda cards are unremarkable, but I got this flashy monkey card that will make a great Xmas gift for Bernard. And I also got this badass tattoo:

Fear the Fur indeed!!

The game cards are mostly garbage – useless cards from unwanted expansions for forgotten games no one played. But I got a rare token (?) from The Simpsons and some crazy gold Power Rangers card so that was good?

I’ve not seen Igor or Despereaux and judging by the cards I don’t want to! They’re uniformly brown for starters, and both seem to have uninteresting and somewhat ugly design. At least I got another chase in my Igor pack – and a Despereaux sticker that will no doubt end up on a postcard πŸ™‚

Which brings me finally to the Space Jam cards. Again I’ve never seen the film, and frankly have always thought it’s probably awful, but take a close look at that card, specifically the bottom right corner…

Yes that’s a scratch-off panel!

My card may be a Grand Prize winner! I may have won a trip to Hollywood! It’s a shame it expired 21.5 years ago… but I’m still interested if I won? Should I scratch it off?

So that’s that! Worth $10 do you think? Or were these better left in the warehouse?

Zebra Riding?

May 1st, 2018

Many years ago when we went to Hawaii we were driving to the volcanoes on the big island and drove right past a paddock with a Zebra grazing in it. It seemed to be kept just like a horse, and it had some sort of equipment (a bridle?) on it. We were quite fascinated, didn’t take a photo (this was pre-smartphone), and had planned to stop and take a better look on the way home. However on the way back… it was gone.

Was it a pet? Did someone ride it? Apparently that’s unlikely… but not impossible.

That’s a photo of German soldiers riding Zebra over 100 years ago in Africa. In some german colonies in Africa horses were a luxury, and soldiers would sometimes ride Zebra instead. Apparently this wasn’t common (and some of the several photos may have been posed) but there are records of the beasts being trained and used as mounts. Here’s another photo from that era:

Zebras are not ideal mounts for several reasons:
– They are smaller and have weak backbones compared to horses
– They are very aggressive, even to the point of attacking humans
– They are very difficult to train
Basically, zebra aren’t domesticated, and training and riding them is a novelty. It’s difficult and expensive and often futile. But that hasn’t stopped people over the years, and there’s a wealth of curious images online if you search around.

Such as these:

That’s Baron Walter Rothschild, who famously trained Zebra to draw carriages. In the 1920s he even used them to drive him to Buckingham Palace to show them off! (He also had a galapagos tortoise mount, but thats another blog post…)

That’s another zebra carriage, this time in India in 1930. It’s a beautiful photo, but could that tiny fake horse have been happy drawing a gang of Thuggee cultists around at the end of a whip?!?

Another photo from early-20th century British colonial Africa, in which a stereotypical explorer dazzles the public back in England with photographs of his derring-do as his zebra mount jumps a stick held 10 cm from the ground. These photos seem to counter the claim zebra are unrideable, but those that have researched the topic say that methods of training in those days were brutal and cruel and cared more about the (typically wealthy) owner showing off the beast than it being an effective work animal.

That’s not to say the practise has faded away…

That was taken only 5 years ago in Texas, and you can find many similar photos online of people in America and around the world that take the time and patience to train zebra for either riding or dressage. It’s neither easy nor as effective as training horses (apparently their aggressive streak is hard to train away…) but if you’re the sort that likes to show off…

So back in 2007, that zebra we saw may have indeed been for riding! Maybe when we drove back and it was gone it was because the owner had saddled up and gone for a trot! And since zebra are very long-lived (up to 40 years!) there could be a zebra-rider trotting around Hawaii even today!

When I return to Hawaii I’ll keep my eyes peeled…

Meanwhile, At Work

April 21st, 2018

Some quick shots from my office…

Only two of the above we’re provided by me. The rest came from colleagues, friends or students. In time this was noticed, and other students thought it was a good idea…

So it spread! I put the four Australian ones on the side there, but again most were from others. As were…

Israel, Mexico, Hong Kong, Singapore, Austria, Norway! So many places I haven’t been (as well as some I have). Where will I get cards from in the future?