Sunburned Country

  • May 27, 2022

Sue picked me up today and we went to Belmont Lagoon:

This is a lagoon nestled between Lake Macquarie and the ocean, which has a rich history from ancient times (aboriginal heritage describes the lagoon as being formed from the tears of the weeping moon) through the late 1880s (when the area was heavily mined) and into WW2 (when an antitank wall allowed seawater to enter the previously freshwater lagoon). Now the area is mostly wild, and today it was very quiet and as you can see the water was still. We saw crabs and little fish in the waters, but no other wildlife.

We then headed over to Caves Beach for a bit if spelunking! Sue had planned well, and the tide was out so were able to enter all the scary caves…

…from which we thankfully emerged unscathed 😉

As you can see the weather was lovely today, and writing this several hours later I think I may have even got a bit sunburned.

We also had a quick stop at Redhead beach. This is a location where I almost perished many times as a child, tossed and turned by the merciless waves and attacked by wild jellyfish and rabid dogs. Australia in the 70s and 80s knew how to turn boys into men!

Oh and I’ve already sent loads of these, so watch your mailboxes 🙂

  • Posted in Australia
  • Robert

Flopping

  • May 26, 2022

I went shopping for a while yesterday to the local mall, and things seemed fairly pre-Covid to me. Australia seems to have moved on more than the USA, and mask wearing is almost nonexistent. I’m still wearing mine, if only because I don’t want to risk catching it before I return!

The weather was beautiful, and the walk home from the mall was actually quite warm. Even so the Australians still talk about the cold, and it’s amusing how I seem to have adjusted to real cold compared to the brisk temperatures they find uncomfortable here 🙂

And then today, I went to visit Adam for some card flopping!

We played 12 games in total, using 4 decks each made from cards from two sets (Jumpstart and Crimson Vow). This was about 6 hours of Magic, and we’ve still got more packs to open, decks to build and games to play!

As usual Adam won virtually every game (he’s like a Magic AI) but it was great playing the game for the first time in years and catching up, and I’m already looking forward to our next games next week.

It was also relaxing to have a day where I didn’t walk 20,000 steps! It’s not as easy now as when I was a stripling 🙂

  • Posted in Australia
  • Robert

Review: BBQ Bacon Angus

  • May 25, 2022

I had a discussion with Sue the other day about art, and she stated that anything is art. Therefore let me create a piece of ‘food review art’ and tell you about my dinner the other night, a BBQ Bacon Angus burger!

This is an Australian McDonald’s menu item. Ordering this was an extremely brave and unusual step for me, since as most of you know I always just order the same thing (which at maccas would be a Big Mac meal). But I’m working as Bernard’s proxy here as a taster of new things, and I reckon this was one item he needed to hear about.

Here’s what the marketing photo looked like, compared to the one I got:

It’s a somewhat close approximation, although the cheese on mine wasn’t fully melted and the bacon was invisible from the outside. Peeping under the lid wasn’t promising:

Where’s the bacon?!? (Hidden in the back at the left if you look closely.) It didn’t look very appetizing but I was very hungry and it was time to see how this guy tasted…

At first things seemed promising: the bbq sauce was sweet and the meat tasted like a steak patty on a 1980s-era steak sandwich. But then I hit the cheese which gave me pause (it was a little rubbery) and then the ham bacon which stopped me dead (it was barely cooked and 50% fat).

I was about halfway through when the true horror of this Trojan burger revealed itself. But first let’s take a detailed second look at the official marketing photo:

Look at that white stuff at the bottom. What is it?!? Mayonnaise? Some evil sauce? I don’t know, but what I do know is it tasted awful.

Since my burger wasn’t symmetric, it wasn’t until I was at least halfway through that I hit a large deposit of this white stuff, and tasting it was like a punch to my face. I was immediately full of revulsion (had I eaten some already?) and regret (why didn’t I get a Big Mac?) and I’m sure I set some sort of speed record stuffing the remaining half of the burger into a bag and hurling it into the nearest trash can.

I’ll never eat one of these again, and truthfully wish I’d never had one in the first place. On a scale of 1 to 10, this gets about a -5.