My Collection: XBox

August 29th, 2017

I received my XBox as a Christmas gift back in 2003. This was more than two years after it had been released, and by then there were many games already available. I actually owned one, D&D Heroes, that I had bought several months earlier. I guess I knew what Santa was bringing me for Christmas that year πŸ™‚

While I didn’t buy an excessive amount of games for the system, I played it fairly frequently for the next 2.5 years and remember enjoying it. Some games, such as Morrowind and the Otogi series were particularly good. But the last game I purchased was in early August of 2006. Since I never had an XBox 360 or an XBox One, that day ended my time as an XBox player.

That is the sum total of my XBox collection (except the console, of course); 38 games for which I spent (in total) only about $450. I very rarely spent full price for an XBox games, and many of them cost me under $10. One of them cost only $5 new and a certain trilogy cost even less:

Those are the three Burger King games released in 2006. They retailed for $4 apiece but I recall there was a deal when you bought all three at once (maybe $10 for the set). They’re simplistic – today they’d be called ‘mobile games’ – and little more than curiosities, but a memorable part of my collection.

These two games are the highlights of my collection:

The Otogi series is a magnificent set of two games set in mythical Japan. Complex and challenging, they are mission-based action games featuring absolutely beautiful graphics, destructible environments and lots of intricate combat. Developed by From Software, both games contain elements that would resurface in the Souls series, and in my opinion these two are important milestones in the history of the action-RPG. They are so good in fact, that these two games along justified the XBox for me. Neither were released for any other console, or have even been rereleased or remastered.

As for strangest game, that award would go to a demo I have of a Magic The Gathering action game from 2003:

Entitled Battlegrounds, this is a terrible RTS-style game where you frantically summon creatures and cast spells to defeat your opponent in real time. There’s no cards, or even decks, and it only has superficial resemblance to an actual game of MTG. While I’ve only got the demo, I obviously wasn’t (and aren’t) impressed enough to buy the actual game!

The final XBox game I ever bought was this one:

Since I had the system out and connected for a bit of nostalgia, and since JJ were visiting, it seemed like a good time for an old fashioned retro gaming tournament! So once again KLS, JBF and myself sat ourselves down and answered the question of who was the superior videogamer. The ‘standard rules’ applied (one game each, no practice, winner goes first on next game) and we – as always – only played games with a score.

Here’s the per-game result:

And here’s the cumulative score result:

It seems I haven’t lost my mojo!

Anyway the XBox has now been boxed back up and returned to ‘deep storage’ where it will remain for at least another decade or so. Unlike almost every other system I own there are no games for the XBox I’ve always been after, so if and when I get it out it will probably just be for another go at Otogi or maybe Solomon’s Key. Who knows if the system will even work then…

Speaking of old games tourneys, we’re off to NH for another visit to Funspot this weekend. Watch this space for photos…

Before and After

August 27th, 2017

Our AC developed a bad leak and it was time to replace it. Due to the work that had to be done, it was a good time to replace the water heater as well.

That’s the old equipment above. The AC was about 35+ years old, and the water heater 15-20. Both of them had lived long past their natural lifespans πŸ™‚

The new systems are much more energy efficient and much quieter. It took two guys about ten hours to install everything and they did an incredible amount of work in that time. The lead installer (who resembled Santa!) told me he’s been doing 5 installs a week for 27 years!

We’ve now replaced every appliance we got with this house except the oven and the mower. The latter is over 40 years old now and I actively neglect it yet it fires up every year and does it’s job. I wonder how many more years it has in it?

WWE Live

August 22nd, 2017

We went to a WWE live show last night. It’s been ages since we went to a main roster show and we were looking forward to seeing a load of ‘WWE superstars’.

KLS sprung for great seats, right up a few rows from ringside. They weren’t cheap, but the real sticker shock came when I bought a bottle of soda for $5.50, only three times what it would have cost anywhere else!

The show was great. We had an incredible view and we’re surprised how much of the (Smackdown) roster turned up since this was a non-televised show.

In fact with the exception of John Cena and Charlotte Flair, they all did! Some of our favourites – KO, Rusev, Becky – were even more charismatic in person but we were particular impressed with the performance of a few ‘jobbers’ (such as Tyler Breeze or Aiden English).

As always the matches were a lot more interesting than they are on TV and from where we sat we could hear the banter between the wrestlers and the crowd that you normally never hear in TV.

Look at KLS! She’s having a great time πŸ™‚

Overall a fun night, and we’ll almost certainly attend again next time they’re in town πŸ™‚

Ten Things I Saw At The Fair

August 18th, 2017

I went to the local fair today, and this post is a sample of what I saw. Since I do these every year I’m guessing it’ll seem familiar, but I always enjoy going… even in the middle of a biblical rainstorm πŸ™‚

As usual the circus was there. They had all sorts of animals on show including these guys, camels ($10 per ride!), kangaroos and even apparently tigers (who were locked in their coach). The pretty carny-girl was cutting carrots in silence and bagging them for sale ($2) as a gaggle of goats looked on eagerly.

I couldn’t work out the theme of the scarecrow exhibit this year, but this was the winner. Is he holding cotton candy? I took this photo shortly after I arrived and the rain had started to fall.

I liked this horned sheep. He actually comes from Delmar, so he may live nearby. The sheep-shearing show (which I enjoyed last year) was canceled due to the weather, and the barns for livestock were full of miserable damp people and happy dry animals!

This satanic decoration – about 2m in diameter – was in the circus museum. It’s nose flashed like an evil angler fish, trawling for the souls of children. There were several like this, each as nightmarish as the others.

The art contest never disappoints but I wouldn’t have expected that string-and-nail art would win the 13-17 age bracket! Maybe I should try to make something like this?

The photography section includes a category of photos taken at the fair. Next year I should enter one of these…

This is a screech owl. He’d been shot and left to die, but was rescued and now has a pin in his wing. He was a short stubby beast that looks like he’s been through the wars but that’s only because he’s molting. He loved posing for the camera, leaning toward the lens every time πŸ™‚

As you know I love the rides. Because it was overcast all the lights were on, which was great, but because of the rain (and the fact almost no one was there) very few were running. This photo was taken shortly after I arrived, but when I returned to the midway a couple of hours later most of the rides had closed since the rain had become too heavy.

This was probably my favourite thing of the show: two baby porkers in a pen with a fantastic Charlottes Web themed piece of art on the wall behind them. I had to contort myself to get the above photo, and am pleased how it worked out. The piglets were hyperactive; it was a momentary miracle that one flopped down and feigned resting long enough for the photo πŸ™‚

I missed the start of the circus, and only saw a weird silent clown and the trapeze artist. By this point the intensity of the rain was incredible, and the sound of it falling onto the big top roof almost drowned out the audio. It also meant they couldn’t do the animal shows at all, so the whole performance was quite short. By the time it ended the puddles at the entrance were so large and deep they were unjumpable. My entire shoe was underwater as I walked through, and I gave up caring πŸ™‚

Everywhere was wet. It had become impossible to avoid puddles, and even my umbrella was useless (the rain cane through and ran down the handle). Most of the vendors and food stands had closed up, and I sloshed my way to the rides for another gander but turned back when it was clear they had closed as well.

I’d been here in rain before, but not like this!

It was obviously time to leave, and on the way out I saw some truly miserable people with no umbrellas or rain gear and sogged to the core. I waded through a temporary river toward the carpark chuckling to myself; I’d seen more rain these two hours at the fair than in the entire two weeks we were in Ireland!

But I like rain, and I like the fair, and as always had a pretty good time πŸ™‚

All Done

August 12th, 2017

That’s called a ’99’ ice cream: just a soft serve cone with a flake in it. We got these from a convenience store in Limerick yesterday and the guy made them super big. It was absurd and we giggled πŸ™‚

Yesterday was returning to Limerick and just packing and resting (we’re exhausted) and preparing for the trip home, which is shortly after I write this.

I wrote the last postcards as well. Some of you will be receiving them long after we’ve returned home!

Ireland’s been wonderful. The people are friendly and welcoming, the scenery is beautiful and both of us love the climate!

I think we’ll be back one day πŸ™‚