Let’s Trade Cards (Part 5)!

I never imagined that box of random trading card packs I received for my birthday would last six months but here we are. Let’s open the final six packs…

Thunderbirds (2004) was a forgettable live-action remake of the classic 1960s marionette series (directed by Jonathan Frakes!) but the card set confusingly calls it Thunderbirds Are Go which was actually the name of the 1960s film, 1982 Japanese anime series and 2010 _and_ 2015 TV remakes. These cards are about as uninspired as you can imagine: just movie stills with no chase cards. I bet this set was in the budget bin upon release!

When you think of topics of interest to trading card collectors, does The Royal Family (1993) come to mind? This is a somewhat irreverent set showcasing pictures of everyone’s favourite monarchy, with a focus on Diana who was of course still alive when these came out. The cards are fairly well done, with lots of info on the back, and apparently the set features a ‘secret’ scratch off card with a ‘slightly risqué’ picture of Sarah Ferguson on it!

I wouldn’t call Generation Extreme (1994) cards non-sports, but whoever packed the box does so oh well. This is a terminally boring set with photos of ‘extreme sports dudes’ from the oh-so cool early 1990s. Remember when this stuff was all over MTV? I suppose these cards were of interest to the guys featured on them, but for everyone else this set is just recycling material.

Fun fact: I’ve always loved the song Iron Lion Zion posthumously released by Bob Marley but I’ve never known much about the guy himself. This set from 1996 attempts to remedy that, with an encyclopedic amount of info about the man and his life and beautifully produced cards. The set has loads of chase cards as well, including embossed cards and fantasy art versions of the singer painted by Ken Kelly! I was impressed with these cards and I imagine a Marley fan would have been over the moon.

Ah yes, the beloved film Bingo (1991)! I’ve never heard of it, and I doubt many have. Weirdly these are wax-packed (like early 1980s sets) despite being released in 1991, and most of the images on the cards I got are studio shots of the dog in weird outfits/poses. This is an awful set, that I doubt ever had an audience.

Back in the pre-copyright strike glory days of the internet I watched several entire series on YouTube. One of them was the 1970 British series UFO about a covert government agency tasked with stopping an alien invasion. This was – still is – ahead of it’s time and in my opinion remains one of the best sci-fi tv series ever made. This card set from 2004 includes beautifully produced cards on thick card stock and seems to be a precursor of the higher-end collectors series of today. Of all the packs I opened in this box, this is the one I wish I had more of!

And that’s it: every pack has now been opened and showcased here. And yet in the six months it has taken I have obtained a few more packs of cards from other series. Who knows, maybe I’ll continue this series at some point in the future?

Chitocerium

It’s time for a new model kit. I don’t often do posts about kits these days, but this one is unusual:

It’s a tiny cat kit! This is one of several kits in a new line called Chitocerium, which apparently means ‘the protectors of the gates between worlds’. Yes it’s silly, but the kits are cool.

This kit is small and inexpensive (about $10) and all the pieces fit in the palm of your hand. It’s an easy one to build, but sandpapering down the flash was a little tricky due to the tiny scale. This segment for instance was made from 5 different pieces:

About a quarter of the total pieces in the kits are tails! There’s 8 to choose from; which one would you pick:

It took me only about ten minutes to assemble, and is very small but can be posed in many familiar cat poses. It’s an extraordinary kit for its size. Here it is next to a LEGO minifig;

As the box suggests this comes in two colours, and the line also includes some extraordinary figure kits of android girls (one of which I have). Given that this is a line from a company (Good Smile) not necessarily known for plastic model kits, I’m impressed.

Ramen 9: Electric Chookaloo

Time for more chicken ramen!

Tradition Instant Noodle Soup Chicken Flavor Reduced Sodium (290 Calories, 14 g fat, 730 mg sodium)

Yet another product from this company, and as best I can tell virtually identical to the non sodium free version, which I gave a score of 0/10. So how does this stack up? Well, it’s even worse! The other had woeful noodles and no flavor at all (I even thought they’d forgotten the flavor packet), and this one has even less. It’s barely edible: -1/10

Oh Ricey! Pho Noodles Chicken Flavor (270 Calories, 6 g fat, 1600 mg sodium)

I’m bending the rules here a bit since these aren’t ramen, but since they’re a dehydrated brick noodle product I doubt anyone will complain. This is a rice noodle soup, with unusual translucent noodles that secreted a frankly disturbing slime when heated. The flavor pack is just a bag of sticky oil and the entire concoction, once prepared, was about as appetizing as something I’d award a score of 0/10.

Despite my reaction to this dross, KLS ate it. I just now asked her what she thought and she said “I don’t remember it!

Cup Noodle Artificial Chicken Flavor (320 Calories, 11 g fat, 1620 mg sodium)

I can barely believe I haven’t yet covered a Cup Noodle ramen yet, especially since I even bought a model kit of one!

This is a Chinese version and I assumed it’s probably the same as the USA one. After trying it though, I’m doubtful. The noodles are good (as you would expect from the guys who invented cup ramen) but the taste was far too earthy for my delicate palette, and even had a hint of spiciness. Overall I think this is a good product, just probably not to my taste: 6/10.

Nine installments of ramen reviews so far, and there’s more to come! Stay tuned…