Ramen 4: Chicken Boogaloo!

You know the drill by now: more chicken ramen. Let’s go!

Maruchan Roast Chicken (290 Calories, 12 g fat, 1270 mg sodium)

This is a slight deviation from my rules, since we could debate whether ‘roast chicken’ is ‘chicken’, but I’m allowing it nonetheless. This product is extremely similar to the plain ‘chicken’ flavor of Maruchan cup noodle (reviewed in my second installment), which is to say it’s acceptably fine.

The only difference I could note was the inclusion of weird rubbery pieces of what I assume was reconstituted chicken loaf, which in my opinion added nothing and were actually somewhat unpleasant. Aside from this, nothing particularly outstanding here. I’d give it 6/10.

Mike’s Mighty Good Craft Ramen (210 Calories, 6 g fat, 780 mg sodium)

This is another hipster product from Whole Foods, only this time its not vegan. Even before opening it had similarities to the awfulness of McDougalls and as soon as I did open the top and saw the weird bundle of not-ramen and identical flavor packets I knew it was the same product in different packaging.

Or was it??? I followed the instructions exactly as I had done before but the noodles actually cooked correctly this time! So I added the flavor, stirred it up and shoved a loaded forkful into my mouth to find it was absolutely disgusting! The noodle consistency was of uncooked bread dough and the taste was like rotten flesh.

I hastily spat it out, cursing like a sailor, and vowed that if I ever ran into ‘Mike’ he would wish he was Dr McDougall after the punishment I would deliver to him. It’s hard to believe a chicken ramen could be worse than this: -100/10

Chef Woo’s Chicken Ramen Express (280 Calories, 12 g fat, 1160 mg sodium)

This just turned up in our local stores and I bought it eagerly since of course I had to review it. It seems to be a premium product due to its fabulously expensive (compared to most of the others I have reviewed) price of $2.28 a cup! So what’s it like?

In a word: it’s nothing. The noodles are fine, they cook perfectly well if you follow the instructions and the included veggies hydrate acceptably. But there is no taste at all! It’s like eating noodles and (a few) veggies in hot water. It (probably) gives sustenance, but no satisfaction.

I was actually wondering if there had been a manufacturing error, but KLS was eating a spicy version by the same manufacturer and said it was equally flavorless. It’s a nothing ramen therefore, with no reason to eat it. Only because it actually cooks as it should will I give it 2/10.

Believe it or not this won’t be the final error! I’ve still got at least a few more in the cupboards waiting to be tried and as always you’ll read about my thoughts when I get around to it 🙂

Happy Birthday To Me

It’s my birthday today! I was brought into this world at least 21 years ago to bring joy to my friends and despair to my enemies!

And as befits one of my stature, I received wonderful gifts. A lot of gifts. Too many in fact. Here’s some of them, so I can look back in future years and marvel at the bounty I received.

Let’s get some tedious stuff out of the way first. I got a bunch of games, mostly for the Switch. Many of these I bought myself and KLS squirreled away until today, and I’ll probably be playing them over the next year.

If you think this is a lot… well here are the DVDs!

There’s a story behind this haul: we’ve been doing ‘movie nights’ on Fridays and Saturdays for a while, and despite having a wealth of options available via streaming are stubbornly watching DVDs, mostly purchased for a song ($3.74 usually) from Walmart. Eventually we thought to check Amazon for cheap DVDs (yes, we actually searched for ‘cheap DVDs’) and found a goldmine! Some of those in the photo were under $3!! Yes we’ve seen almost all of them already, and yes many are ‘bad’ films, but neither means they won’t be fun to watch again 🙂

I got loads of books as well – 15 in total including a few hardcover art books – but that’s boring to most of you so I’ll skip it and move on to the more unusual stuff, like this:

A Pac-Man watch! It’s a Timex digital watch made to commemorate the 40th anniversary of Pac-Man! It’s all metal and has a snappy design and even plays the iconic theme when you hold a button down. I like this a lot 🙂

I got three boxes of trading cards! The Hook ones are from the movie (that I’ve never seen) that came out in 1991 and include stickers that you may see on a future postcard. The other box are Japanese ‘card + wafer’s for a game series I’ve never played. The cards are plastic with fantastic art though and I like them. I got a second box in a different series as well. (Alas Bandai stopped making wafer cards last year…)

This titanic LEGO kit came from J&J and was a massive surprise since I didn’t even know it existed. A 4000+ piece working roller coaster?!? You can expect a detailed blog post when I get around to building this one!

Bernard sent me these nifty photo coasters, and he was nice enough to include some stylish photos since he knew we didn’t have a printer. They’re extremely well engineered coasters and have already found their way onto our tables and desks!

A surprise gift from KLS was this amazing tiny synthesizer that makes all sorts of groovy electronic sounds and tunes. I’ve only played with it briefly but it seems to have a lot of depth! I’m very impressed so far and looking forward to composing a killer tune on it.

As I said I was spoiled mightily and this post doesn’t even show the model kits (yes plural), the candy (including sent from Australia – thanks SMC!), the shirts (including the one in the first pic – thanks SFL!) and various other items. Special shout out for my birthday cards: I got many this year and they were all extremely high quality 🙂

With birthday cupcake in belly it’s soon time to prepare dinner – Chicken a la Zoffë, Tuscan style is what I’ll cook myself – then an evening of dueling in my new Yu-Gi-Oh game. A great end in other words to a great day!

Japanese Stamps

It’s time to open another topical stamp pack, and this time it’s this one:

This envelope contains 100 Japanese stamps and – as with most of the packets I’m going through here on the blog – was purchased inexpensively from a Canadian seller. I was looking forward to opening this one since I knew it would contain mostly postal-used and canceled stamps, and not just the ones printed for collectors like we saw in mushrooms or trains.

The pack contained 102 stamps in total, including one repeat (can you find it above) and one unusual stamp that I didn’t include with the others in the pic. I’ll get to that one in a bit.

As you can see it’s a very colorful selection, and there’s a good variation in size as well. A few seem to be matched pairs from series, but the vast majority of these seem unique.

The above shows the largest and smallest stamps in the pack, both of which show traditional art which seems to be a popular topic of Japanese stamps. There’s quite a few stamps in this selection showing painting or pottery or more unique Japanese forms of artwork like flower arranging or origami.

There’s also a very large amount of commemorative stamps, often released for specific events. Many of these are scientific topics – such as the one on the right celebrating electron microscopy – but there’s also a lot of stamps commemorating organizations like Rotary or the Olympics.

As with most countries the most common type of stamp seems to be based around nature or animals. Despite growing up in Australia I somewhat associate cicadas with Japan now, so this is a fitting example.

Very few of the stamps are dated, but those that are seem to be from the 1960s through 1990s. This beautiful goldfish stamp is from 1966, and shows the high level of detail common to the older Japanese stamps that were in this packet.

Quite a few stamps feature metallic inks, including this origami stamp from 1996. Fancy inks on stamps are always nice, and I know from recent visits (and Postcrossing) that Japan still uses metallic inks quite commonly today.

This was the unusual stamp that I first thought was mistakenly included, but this is actually a Malaya stamp issued during the Japanese occupation of 1943. It’s not canceled: the black inked marking is an overprint applied by the Japanese forces on the native stamps. For all it’s historical interest these are apparently quite common; I suppose there wasn’t much postage being used in Malaya during those few years?

This last pic is of stamps on cards I’ve sent myself from Japan these past few years, and you can see the colorful designs have continued. Japan seems to issue an astonishing amount of stamps, but as a tourist that can’t speak the language its difficult for me to buy them when I visit! That said I’ve tried hard to use a variety of stamps on the cards I send from there, so take a second look at the ones I sent you to see what you got!

This was a good topical pack, and I enjoyed seeing the variety of included stamps. If I could get one, I’d like a second pack of stamps from 2000 onwards (although self-adhesive stamps don’t seem to be collected or sold this way).

In another month I’ll open another themed pack. What will it be? Come back next month to find out 🙂