2024 In Games (Part 1)

December 5th, 2024

Another year comes to an end, and once again it’s time for my game-buying update. I’m still avidly buying – and playing – games, and two trips to Japan (since the last update) contributed to this hobby as it usually does.

This was also the year in which I sold off the bulk of my remaining collection. Specifically I sold off my Game Boy Advance, Nintendo DS, PS Vita and PSP collections: a total of over 600 games. This was the sixth sale in eight years, the biggest I’ve done so far (in quantity and dollars) and was a portion of the collection I had previously claimed I’d never sell.

I still have robust collections of 3DS and Switch games (over 500 combined) as well as select games on many systems that I didn’t want to part with, but I think my days of selling the collection are now behind me. I’m still enjoying the Switch and the recent confirmation that the successor console (the ‘Super Switch’?) will be reverse compatible means I’ll be playing my collection for many years to come.

In 2024 I purchased 77 games for 4 different systems. I’ve dismissed the pie charts for this update since almost all the purchases were for the Switch. Here’s the breakdown:

– 73 games were for the Switch (91% of total dollars spent)
– 2 games for the Playstation 2 (4%)
– 1 game for the Playstation (2%)
– 1 game for the MSX (3%)

That last one is of note, since it’s the first MSX game I’ve ever purchased. Since it is a cartridge game for the Japanese model MSX, this means I can’t and never will be able to play it! This is also true for the PS1 and PS2 purchases (since I sold my consoles years ago) but all four of these were Wizardry games so they’re ‘for the collection’ πŸ™‚

Compared to the 31 years of data I have, the total number of games purchased (77) ranked 8th, and the total dollars spent ($2412.50) ranked 5th. The average price of the Switch games was almost exactly $30, and the others all cost more with the MSX game – at about US$77 – being the most expensive I purchased in 2024. Of the 77 total games 17 were purchased in Japan, and I ‘saved’ a bit doing this since the Yen remains weak.

The above data also doesn’t include the approximately $150 I spent on Puzzle & Dragons during 2024. It remains the only mobile game I play (and the only one on my phone) but I still play it every day, as I have for over 11 years!

Let’s move on to my favourite games of 2024, as usual in no particular order:

Unicorn Overlord (Switch)

Vanillaware games are always remarkable, and everything they’ve released in the last fifteen years or so would likely make one of my top 50 games of all time lists (and one of them, Dragon’s Crown, desperately needs a Switch rerelease despite the fact I have previously purchased it for three other consoles). This year they released a tactical strategy game of such high quality that it even attracted players to a genre that historically has struggled to find a wide audience. Unicorn Overlord is so good in every aspect, that it’s remarkable it was the creation of a new designer. The combat and unit design is about the best I’ve seen in this genre, the world map is exquisitely explorable, the graphics and animations surpass even the astonishingly high standards set by previous Vanillaware games (I’m looking at you, Odin’s Sphere) and best of all the story and characters make it a joy to play from start to the very end. This is a masterpiece, and if I were listing best games of the last decade this one would be in the top five.

Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Switch)

This cursed game! It’s an inexpensive (digital only) strategy game featuring Metal Slug characters autobattling against each other in a series of challenges. The amazing pixel art (taken from the famous series of run-and-gun games) hooked me initially, but the gacha element and ‘just one more try’ gameplay took over quickly and I became insane for this game. I played it endlessly for maybe ten days, and because I was starting to dream about it when I finally S-ranked every single battle I hastily deleted it from my Switch. The relief was profound, but doesn’t negate the fact that this was one of my favourite games of the year while it lasted!

Diablo II Resurrected (Switch)

This legendary game was first released in 2000, and I we bought two copies on launch day and played them (via local multiplayer) into the ground. KLS lost interest in time but I kept going, eventually modding the game and playing my own versions. I played it on and off for about a decade until Diablo III was released at which point that sequel took over. Then in 2021 Blizzard released a remastered version of Diablo II on the Switch which I bought and played for another 150-ish hours (and it very nearly earned a game-of-the-year spot that year). A few months ago, I fired it up and started again, became once again addicted, and 70 hours later walked away from a level 96 lightning Amazon. This is one of the best and most playable games of all time, and given I’ve never beaten the highest difficulty with a Paladin or Druid I can’t honestly say I won’t return again one day πŸ™‚

2025 is now almost upon us, and I already wonder about what games will come my way this next year. As for the ones I play, well that’s already mostly decided by a ‘to play’ list of already-purchased games that is dozens of titles long. But I also know there’s a few promising titles on the horizon, including a Switch remake of one of my favourite games of all time. I think it’s a safe prediction that you’ll read more about it in next year’s update.

Oh and the ‘Part 1’ is because once again I’m following up with details of every game I played this year. Watch for that in a week or so.

My Superpowers

November 26th, 2024

Flying? Super speed or strength? Invisibility? Teleportation? These are the sort of superpowers everyone always picks. But I’ve always had a very particular list of desired powers, and here they are.

The Punch Through Time would allow me to punch the writer of any letter sent to a newspaper of magazine, regardless of the time that has passed since they initially wrote the missive. This one was devised years ago after reading some of the insane letters printed by Dragon magazine back in the early 1980s. It’s a mysterious and uncharacteristically (for me) violent power that I probably never would have actually used.

With the near-death of print this power could be updated to include online comments, which could certainly keep a wielder busy considering the toxic ‘discussion’ so prevalent online these days. Writers of such comments may think again if a superhero with this power existed.

The Telestrator Of The Devil is a power that would give me the ability to draw on a TV screen so every viewer could view your creations. At the least you could send funny messages to millions, and at best you could strike a blow against untruth, deception and propaganda. While this one was developed after watching too much shopping TV back in the 1990s, it would certainly be more relevant and useful today.

Given that TV is also essentially dead, and that no-one under 50 seems to even know what a telestrator is, this one has also upgraded over the years to the reality-warping ability to change the words on any signs or billboards in the real world. Imagine the fun!

The last power – Franchise Teleportation – is the one I’d most like to have in real life. It’s a simple one: I could teleport between franchise locations. Walk into Maccas in the USA and walk out in Australia or Japan or anywhere else I’d been. This cosmic power had an important restriction: I would need had to have visited the target first. So I couldn’t teleport to any McDonald’s (or Starbucks, or KFC, or Walmart), only between the ones I’d ever visited. If I had this power I’d probably use it almost every day πŸ™‚

Alas I’m no superhero. I can’t bend reality or punch through time or take daily trips to arcades in Japan. But wouldn’t the world be more interesting if I could?

Ramen 30: What Hath Man Wrought

November 21st, 2024

A slight departure from chicken ramen this time, to venture in a nightmare world of food science gone wrong. Three new and limited flavours of ramen were released this past year, and it’s finally time to try them all…

Cup Noodles Everything Bagel

This is ramen noodles in a cream-cheese flavoured sauce with ‘everything bagel’ flavouring and poppy seeds for that extra bit of realism.

As soon as the hot water was added the stench of cream cheese filled the room. It was repellant to one such as myself, but my fellow ramen tasters seemed intrigued. I went first, and the taste was so off-putting I couldn’t even swallow my meagre portion. It tasted (to me) exactly like cream cheese, which is a taste I despise. This was no normal poor ramen: this was a new level of terror.

Four of us tasted this evil thing, and here are our comments:

RS: Absolutely inedible.
KLS: Smells better than it tastes.
JK: Really tastes like bagel and cream cheese!
DH: Not bad but I wouldn’t buy it.

Our collective review: 3 thumbs up (out of 8)

Cup Noodles Breakfast

This one had everything: sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup. A full unhealthy breakfast then, in instant ramen form. It also contained real sausage, so vegetarian KLS sat this one out.

Much like the previous as soon as the water was added a strong smell filled the room – this time maple syrup. After letting it steep the requisite time the eggs and sausage pieces seem to have rehydrated well, but the taste of maple was so sweet and overwhelming it was difficult to interpret this as anything more that noodles in sweet hot water. I couldn’t taste eggs, sausage or pancakes at all. That said, I was able to swallow my bite πŸ™‚

Our verdicts:

RS: Simply tastes overwhelmingly of maple.
KLS: (Sat this one out and silently judged)
JK: I wish it wasn’t so sweet.
DH: This one is good! (He ate several forkfuls)

Our collective review: 2.5 thumbs up (out of 6)

Cup Noodle S’mores

For the Antipodean readers, S’mores are a mysterious campfire snack made by melting marshmallows and chocolate onto a cracker. Naturally they’re a terrible idea for a ramen product, and after the sweet bomb of breakfast what could this be like?

Uncooked. the noodles were covered in brown powder we took to be chocolate, and as you can see tiny marshmallows were included. Unlike the others, this one didn’t smell of anything as it cooked, and even once it was ready it had almost no scent at all. But it definitely tasted, and it was bad. My best description would be a serving of ramen noodles served in hot Milo. But even that hardly conveys the dreadful experience of tasting this one.

The reviews:

RS: Should never have been made.
KLS: Just because it can be done doesn’t mean it should be done.
JK: As soon as it touched my tongue it made me angry but the moment of swallowing was even worse!
DH: Just like Swiss Miss. (Swiss Miss is a brand of hot chocolate drink.)

Our collective review: 1 thumb up (out of 8)

And there you have it! If you see any of these at your local store, it’s probably best to turn and walk away πŸ™‚

Elongates: Final Thoughts

November 16th, 2024

It’s time to put this too-long series to rest, but not before a few last words on this pressed penny collection.

I sorted the 271 coins by where they were obtained, and this was easy for about 90% of them, challenging for another 9% and – so far – impossible for these three:

The top left features an unidentifiable design with no words, and was pressed onto a 5 euro cent coin, which means Scotland or the UK. Perhaps it was somewhere in Cardiff? I’ll probably never know. The top right is a misaligned penny and from a snippet of writing on the back was made in Santa Cruz. As for what it was supposed to show, who knows? The bottom is a real mystery. The Pamir was boat that sunk near The Azores during a hurricane in 1957. The origination of the ship suggests a German coin, but it’s pressed on a US penny so I have no idea where I got it.

The location of where I pressed this one is also unknown:

Isn’t it remarkable? The entire Lord’s Prayer pressed onto a tiny penny! It’s very detailed and easy to read and I imagine many of these have lived a happy life in purses and wallets over the years.

Let’s move on to ‘bad’ examples. The truth is most of the collection is forgettable – even arguably trash – and since I was always pressing for Bernard I tended to prioritize outrageous or ludicrous designs. Of the 271, these are the ones that raise my eyebrows the most:

On the left we have a penny showing the comic character Storm, which was pressed at Universal Studios. The detail is good but unfortunately the character is almost unrecognizable and you need to gaze very closely to even understand what you’re looking at. The next is a Pez character and I don’t think I need to go into details as to why it should never have been made. The third is a ‘likeness’ of Bruce Springsteen so bad I very much doubt anyone could identify him without the name at the bottom, and the M&M’s NYC fireman penny makes the Pez example look desirable πŸ™‚

As for my favourites, after some consideration I decided on these four:

The top was obtained at Hirose Game Center in Akihabara and shows the player ship from the classic arcade game Darius (I assume you don’t need explanation as to why I love this penny). Then we have a Tardis obtained at the now-closed Dr Who Experience in Cardiff, Wales. The Ned Kelly one – pressed somewhere in Melbourne – I love for its ludicrousness (a penny featuring a criminal?), and of course I’m going to treasure a Nessie penny obtained at Loch Ness.

Now sorted and catalogued here, the pennies all live happily in a special dedicated book I bought for them, and this will now sit on a shelf or in a box forever. I’m not planning on adding to the collection – so no, you don’t have to press pennies for me if you find any! – unless I find a truly special or unusual design. But there’s enough nostalgia in this collection that I’m happy I own the ones I have πŸ™‚

Elongates: Familiar Shores

November 15th, 2024

You knew it was coming… here are the ‘pennies’ from Japan:

A quick look at one of the collectors websites shows many machines scattered across Japan. As usual most of these are at tourist sights, and the coins shown above were no doubt pressed at such machines.

The Japanese machines dispense blanks into the die and are all electronically made (so no turning of cranks). They’re a little more expensive as well, at Β₯100 per coin. Unlike US machines they usually only offer a single image. They coins are notably higher quality, with lots of crisp detail, such as the above from the ‘Odaiba Takoyaki Museum’.

Looking ahead to our next trip (in a month) I see a few machines at some of the locations we will attend. Maybe I’ll be adding to this collection sooner than I expected!

And finally we end this showcase with the coins pressed in Australia. Once again these use blanks instead of real coins, and the quantity I have suggest the machines are reasonably common.

As usual these are mostly found at tourist locations, but I don’t recall if they resemble the US machines (with multiple designs) or the Japanese ones. I find it amusing the relatively small gift store at The Big Banana had a coin machine: I suppose they’re inexpensive to manufacture and presumably pay for themselves since these coins are cheap souvenirs.

I’ve got a little more to say about this collection, but I’ll save those thoughts for a final post tomorrow.