4000 Days

May 18th, 2024

It’s wet and cold cool today and I needed supplies for a craft project so I took the bus to Charlestown for some shopping. Australia is a magical place where treasures like this fill the stores:

Small single filet Otropo meal no sauce please” is my standard order. I had it yesterday and today and mysteriously it cost different both times. Happily it was equally delicious!

My shopping was a success and it was time to head back. The rain had strengthened and it was fun riding in the bus with it coming down. Of course the walk back to mums from the bus stop was wet, but I enjoy rain so this didn’t bother me.

Speaking of mum she’s doing well. Her apartment is cozy and we’re having fun and laughing a lot as usual 🙂

I’m almost over jet lag, and the remaining symptoms seem to be lethargy. We’re off to Sydney in a couple of days and I’m sure I’ll be normal by then.

Today was also a notably day in my Puzzle & Dragons career. Specifically it was my 4000th day of uninterrupted logins. I’m still enjoying it too, but I wonder how much longer it could last?

The Rarest Buddy

May 17th, 2024

I woke yesterday and shrugged off the jet lag like a champ. In an instant my energy levels were back to normal (120%) and I was ready to go:

Look at that picture of health 🙂

It was 6 am when I staggered into Maccas for breakfast. I’d been awake for hours and when I left the hotel I saw no one in the streets of Sydney except for toiling tradies. Maccas breakfast was the usual slop, only pricier than previous years:

Sue came to pick me up mid morning, and we headed to Newcastle. A couple of stops on the way home led to an unexpected charity store purchase of a 70s Conan pastiche paperback (Tark and The Golden Tide) but alas – jet lagged fool I was – I passed on this gem:

Sue graciously drove me to mums, and I was tired when we finally arrived. There’ll be more adventures with Sue this trip so you can look forward to them, but a bit later in the day she texted me about something I had brought her

Remember those wretched Nugget Buddies? Sue had requested them and I dutifully stashed them away. It turns out the sealed one – which had aged in my cupboard for six months – was the rare golden Buddy:

Isn’t that beautiful?

If Life Is A Simulation, Surely I’ve Unlocked Fast Travel By Now?

May 16th, 2024

I’m in Australia. This is my 18th return visit since I left and my fourth in the Australian winter. Yesterday included my 60th crossing of the Pacific, and best I can estimate was about my 62nd day of my life spent in the air (I really need to calculate that more accurately one day).

The 31 hour journey was hell of course; here’s a series of photos taken throughout, one on each plane and one shortly after arriving at my hotel:

It appears the stresses of the journey seem to have elongated my very head!

After arriving I wandered around Sydney like a footloose parvenu, drifting here and there and pausing only long enough to buy $187.20 worth of postage stamps (that’s not a typo).

The locals welcomed me as they always do, but alas the rigors of travel were impossible to ignore even with the energy of a Big Mac meal, four Chomps, a bag of cheese & onion chips, a frozen coke, a chicken kebab and – as evidence of how dog-tired I was – a zero sugar Solo:

I went to my bed with the sun high in the sky, and now am fully awake with the moon not even at its peak. Jet lag is fun isn’t it?

Heading Down Under

May 14th, 2024

Today I once again head to Oz. Watch this space for the usual posts, including hopefully a few experiences that I’ve not done (or seen) before.

Oh and in a few weeks I’ll be going to Japan ‘on the way home’ as well!

Enter the Machine Brain

May 13th, 2024

As hinted yesterday, this years postcard contest was separately and individually assessed by an impartial third party. I don’t know her name, so we’ll call her Machine Brain. I also don’t know what she looks like but it’s probably something like this:

Machine Brain is an AI, specifically a ChatGPT-powered AI that utilized image analysis methods to evaluate our works. After a few failures (where the AI had trouble understanding the request) Bernard managed to refine a way for AI to assess and judge our two works week-by-week alongside the other five judges.

The multi-step process was complex, but essentially Machine Brain judged each pair twice (to avoid left/right bias) and gave a score out of 2 (one for each assessment). The score was based on evaluating each painting in four categories: colour, composition, detail and theme.

To be expressly clear: the contest results were decided by the five official judges (the results of which are in the previous post). AI judging was an experiment to see how closely (if at all) a machine could reproduce the opinion of five individuals. Before I get to its results, let’s go through some examples of its evaluations. In every case the text I quote below is verbatim what Machine Brain ‘said’ after she judged the paintings together:

The above was the first country, China, which the judges gave to Bernard (on the left). The AI disagreed and gave me the win with this explanation:

The left image uses simpler, less varied colors and has a less dynamic composition compared to the right. The right image has a richer color palette and a more interesting composition with the mountain shapes and bridge. Both images fit the theme of ‘china’ well, depicting the Great Wall on the left and a traditional Chinese landscape on the right, but the right captures a more quintessentially Chinese aesthetic with its mountain scenery.

Here’s Egypt, which I (on the left) very slightly won. The AI said this one was a tie, with this comment:

The left image has a more realistic color palette but lacks vibrancy, while the right image uses bold colors that catch the eye. The composition on the left is more cluttered and less focused than the right, which has a clear subject and horizon line. Both images connect to the Egypt theme, but the right image’s inclusion of the camel silhouette and pyramid gives it a slight edge in adhering to the theme.

The above seems like a win for Bernard and it was, but as I said the AI judged twice and the second time gave me the win so overall it determined Egypt was tied.

For Japan it agree with the judges and gave me a clear win:

The left image uses a bright palette but lacks some depth in color variation. The right image shows a bit more complexity in its use of color, creating a vibrant scene. Compositionally, the right image shows a more dynamic and engaging use of space with the torii gate framing Mount Fuji, while the left image is more simplistic and less engaging. Detail on the right is better executed with some attention to textures, though both show a naive style. Thematically, both images clearly reference Japan with Mount Fuji and cherry blossoms, but the right image adds the iconic torii gate, enhancing the theme.

And for Antarctica it also agreed with the judges and gave the win to Bernard’s depiction (on the left):

The left image has a brighter color palette, suggesting the reflection of sunlight on snow, fitting for the Antarctic theme, while the right has a more muted palette, but less variation in color intensity. The composition on the left effectively conveys depth with penguins as a focal point, whereas the right has a good central focus with the whale tail but lacks the same sense of space. Both images capture elements of Antarctica but the detailed depiction of wildlife and landscape on the left aligns slightly better with the theme.

These are amazingly nuanced comments from a machine aren’t they?

Interestingly, Bernard also wanted to see what an AI could create if they entered the contest as an artist. This proved challenging, since it was difficult to get the AI to account for the small canvas or inexperience of Bernard and myself. The idea was abandoned but here are some examples of what various AI image generators created:

The above was ‘acrylic painting of Egypt by someone with only a weeks experience’.

The above was similar for Netherlands.

And that was ‘an amateur painting of France on a small canvas’. The entire image above is AI produced, including the background and brush.

On to the results! To summarize:

The five official judges gave me six wins (France, The Netherlands, Egypt, Japan, India and Australia) to Bernard’s four (China, Italy, Antarctica and Atlantis). The final tally was therefore 6 to 4 in my favour.

The ‘Machine Brain’ AI judge gave me six wins (China, France, The Netherlands, Japan, India and Atlantis), Bernard one (Antarctica) and tied three others (Italy, Egypt and Australia). Awarding 0.5 points for a tie therefore makes the AI tally 7.5 to 2.5 my way.

The final judgement is up to you: did the AI agree with the official judges or disagree? And if not, then who was the most accurate?