A Few Gamebook Reviews

My Gamebook collection ever expands, and while I still mostly pursue the fantasy RPG style of book, I’ve recently acquired a few unusual ones based on licenses. Here’s a few reviews…

Dinobot War was written by Dave Morris (author of countless other gamebooks) and released back in ’85. It’s for kids obviously; short, linear, predictable and with terrible art. It’s also nonsensical with the ‘plot’ involving Dinobots, time travel and Disneyland probably having taken at least half a lunch break to devise. Arguably not worth the $1 I paid, although the Achilleos cover is nice.

Another book based on a cartoon series and also released in 1985 Snowmen Of Hook Mountain is even simpler and easier than the Dinobot book. I beat it (by retrieving the ‘Thundrillium’) after only two selections, and my playthrough didn’t even include Hook Mountain or any Snowmen! This one cost me a few dollars – $5 maybe? – but probably isn’t worth that.

R.L. Stine is famous for his Goosebumps series of kids books but early in his career was a prodigious author of gamebooks. This is yet another one based on a cartoon and is one of many GI Joe books. Operation: Mindbender (1986) tells a story of a brainwashing plot by a Cobra lackey who wants to usurp Cobra Commander. I don’t know if he succeeds or not since in my playthrough I failed. The writing is leagues better than the previous books and I imagine this one would be fun for a young fan of GI Joe.

There were several Indiana Jones books released and this one, Eye Of The Fates is the oldest book I review here from 1984. In the story you assume the role of a child who (of course) helps Indy find a mystical artifact. My playthrough ended anticlimactically – with a conclusion that suggested the mystical eye didn’t even exist – so I can’t explain that bonkers illustration. It’s fast paced and reasonably well written, but ultimately forgettable.

This book was an incredible find at a thrift store in Scotland. It’s one in a series of He-Man books from 1985 but unusually this was the only one that is a gamebook, the others being normal novels. Furthermore it’s got a simple system of dice-rolling (compared to the choose-your-own-adventure systems of the others books I describe here) and is hardcover and full colour. The story is crazy and it’s (possibly) impossible to fail to win by actually killing Skeletor! A fun little book and a lucky find.

This is one of only two James Bond books and is one of those weird licensing oddities since it’s based on A View To A Kill and not the entire Bond series. The story is based around a portion of the film (the horse-doping) and is short and frankly boring. But the art is spectacular and if nothing else the book gives us a little more information about Grace Jones’s May Day character. Given that these books are a little pricey now, this is strictly for collectors only.

And that’s it for now. But I own several other licensed gamebooks and if you’re interested could do another post like this. Let me know.

The Panoramas

I took many panoramic photos on the recent Scotland trip, and was unable to blog any from my phone. Here’s a few of the better ones. Note that all of these are very large images; click on them to see them at full resolution.

Loch Lomond from a viewing tower on the southern shore. This was early in the trip during the drive to Oban, and early in the morning as well. Misty mountain views like these are common in Scotland, and always pretty.

The seaside town of Oban, which was our base for the day-long trip to the Hebrides islands of Mull and Iona.

A lake formed by a dam that we passed by on our way from Oban to Portree. The shore was just endless rocks with many cairns. The lake was mirror-still and it was eerily quiet.

View from the Quiraing peak at the north of Skye. This was like looking at a fantasy world, but not as much perhaps as…

The Fairy Glen, also on Skye. As far as natural beauty, this place was probably the highlight for me. Can you find Kristin in the photo?

This is Neist Point, also on Skye (the westernmost edge). The day was so clear and fine it felt like we could see forever, and I spent some time standing there looking for basking sharks in the water, since we had been told you could see them occasionally.

And lastly the mystical Ring of Brodgar on Orkney, which is so old no one knows who built it, or how, or exactly when, or for what purpose. This was old when the pyramids was built and yet still stands. One day it will be taken by the water, and I’m glad I got to stand between it’s stones before that day arrives.

Scotland was the most scenic place I’ve ever visited, and I hope in some small way these pictures give an idea as to what it was like to see sights this these in person.

Stirling

It was raining heavily yesterday as we hiked up the hill in the middle of town to visit Stirling Castle.

It sits high on a hill in the middle of the city and has been an important location for many pivotal events in Scottish history. The wind and rain battered down up there yesterday.

The castle is an impressive structure with a rich history and beautiful views, but much of what is on display is reconstructed (much in the last few years) and these efforts continue today.

Our guidebook says the place lacks a soul and I agree. I’m more partial to well-presented ruins like Urquhart than approximations of what may have been like Stirling.

It got sunnier in the afternoon as you can see, and we were finally able to dry off. If I look tired above it’s because I am! As usual it’s been a very active vacation and it’s catching up to both of us 🙂

But it’s been wonderful! And we’ll certainly remember some of what we’ve seen for ever. Right now we’re about to leave for the airport, but a few days after arriving back I’ll put up one more post to show off a few pics I couldn’t add via my phone and leave my final comments.