A Game For Men

Australia is famous for the ferocity of its fauna, and therefore it’s not at all surprising that yesterday I came upon this:

Yes my friends, this is Animal Kaiser Plus: The King of Animals. This is nothing less than an IC card game based around animals fighting to the death! I sat on the tiny and suspiciously close to the ground seats and could hardly throw my $2.80 in fast enough to give it a play.

An ‘IC card’ game refers to a game using physical cards that are read/scanned by the machine during play. These are very popular in Japan and this is my first time seeing one in English. If you don’t have a card to scan you are giving a default player character, which for me was Leo, The Lion Cub.

The ‘gameplay’ consists of pushing one button to get a random number (between 10 and 50) which – if higher than the opponent – leads to an attack. It’s so simple even a child – a toddler – could do it and it’s obviously no major challenge for a venerable gamer like myself.

So when my Leo, The Lion Cub was repeatedly beaten senseless by the ‘Teck’ attacks of an Asiatic Black Bear I suspected this ‘playing without a card’ business was a handicap.

Happily the game vends a card every game, and after humiliating ursine defeat I received my first card. I hurriedly fed in more credits and purchased two more cards: and thus my team was complete:

Philistines may say it was pure luck I happened to get exactly one animal, one ‘strong’ and one ‘miracle’ card in three rolls – thus providing one card for each team category – but those heathens don’t understand my level of gaming skill.

Those Philistines also wouldn’t begin to observe that this game is a simplified reskin of Japanese arcade classics such as Mushiking or the various Ultraman or Kamen Rider games I often play in Japan. I’m intrigued the system has ‘gone west’, albeit in a non-licensed form.

And so I unleashed my empowered Black Panther upon the animal kingdom, and his righteous fury made mince meat of a bear and a Goblin Shark before he was in turn blown back by the juggernaut of all beasts: an elephant.

It’s perhaps fitting the game then provided me a Goblin Shark of my very own – with evocative attacks including ‘Kande Burst’ and ‘Sledge Gauer’ – although my lethargy by now was absolute and I had to tear myself away from Animal Kaiser Plus: The King Of Beasts without seeing how the shark fared. What other fabulous cards were waiting inside?

Even if I never see this game again, I’ll remember it forever.

Like A Drifter I Was Born To Walk Alone

My personal hell would be endless solo travel, like what I completed today: flying halfway around the world alone, spending 23 of those hours in-flight and 8.5 in airports. Everyone says “Oh you must be used to it now.” It’s the opposite: my experience gives me a deeper understanding of how uniquely awful the experience is.

But once again I have made it here safe and sound so I can now forget about the travel 🙂

The hotel wasn’t ready of course (I arrived at about 7:30 am) but they smiled a lot and took my bags, told me they’d contact me when the room was done and even handed me an umbrella! I shuffled off for an early lunch, it having been about a day since I’d eaten anything.

Like a fool I chose a Big Mac meal (yes, at around 8 am) and the pretty girl at the register laughed aloud and then apologized (did she think I was serious?) when I commented how healthy my breakfast was. That said, kudos to Maccas Australia for having Big Macs on their all-day menu!

I then walked down to Circular Quay to see the harbour and ride a ferry. It was raining when we landed but the rain let up for my walks. I had to brighten these outdoor photos a bit though since the clouds were ominous.

The ferry was full of Chinese tourists taking selfies and was initially fun but when we got under the bridge the waves became very choppy and the boat started bouncing. At that point my Big Mac regret was absolute and I really thought I was going to bring it back up. Like a soldier I fought back and my belly was intact when I reached my stop near Darling Harbour.

Vivid starts in a couple of days and I’ll see it the day before I fly out. There’s a surprising amount of installation of attractions going on for an event that starts in 48 hours, but I trust it’ll all be ready. It wasn’t clear how the above will be a light up exhibit, but maybe I’ll be able to go and see it when I return so we can compare to the daytime photo.

I’m only in Sydney for the night, but apparently I chose the right hotel since the room has blackout curtains and now when I fall asleep with the sun still out I can pretend it’s a normal bedtime 🙂

The Longest Day

I’m traveling again; today I fly to Sydney. The total travel time is about 30 hours, and as usual I’ll lose a day (May 20). If you’re keeping track, I believe this is my 19th flight to Australia.

Australia is only the first half of this long vacation, with another trip to Japan on the way home.

You can expect the usual narration on this blog 🙂