Lost Lands

November 14th, 2023

We all know about Atlantis and Avalon, those mythical lands where elden (and future) kings lie. As a child I was fascinated by both (particular Avalon) and used to wonder where they were. But they’re far from the only mythical lands, and while the others that have been documented through history may not be as well known, they are equally exotic and mysterious. Here’s a few of them…

Lemuria was proposed as a ‘lost continent’ in a paper written by a zoologist in 1864. It was suggested to have been a (now sunken) land bridge, and was used as an explanation for why similar animals were found in geologically separated continents. Within 30 years the idea had been appropriated by occultists who claimed that it was the true source of humanity, and their ideas became even more crackpot to the point where some claimed Lemuria still existed in locations as diverse as inside the Earth (a common belief for lost lands) or underneath the USA. The history of Lemurian writing is interesting in and of itself, with some examples being claims that Lemuria may now be Australia (or perhaps Westralia), or that the capital of the land was called Telos (class Who fans take note) and was somehow linked with another planet.

As a mythological land, Lemuria is richly used in pulp sword and sorcery as well, with notable additions to the myth being added by John Jakes (the Brak writings) and Lin Carter (Thongor). Indeed it may be the case that Lemuria is the most popular ‘lost continent’ in fantasy literature, perhaps because it’s less developed that Atlantis in most readers minds.

The idea of a North Polar civilization goes all the way back to the ancient Greeks, who dubbed men from this mythical land Hyperboreans. The name of the land – Hyperborea – dates to 450 BC, and probably referred to the most northern parts of Europe. Legends compiled by Greek scholars referred Hyperborea as a civilized paradise, with men taller and stronger than other men, unusually healthy and living to a thousand years or more. Some specific descriptions of the inhabitants described them as white with blond hair, which would in time be latched on to by the Nazis (as well as another mythical northern Greek land, Thule) as an inspiration for the Aryan ideal. During the mid 20th century the occultists (probably trying to wash their hands of Nazi links) invented fanciful tales of hyperevolved (or in some cases, devolved) humans once living in Hyperborea, but as with all of the trash uttered by Blavatsky and her ilk, this was no doubt nonsense crafted to solicit donations from fools.

In modern literature Hyperborea was famously used in Robert E Howard’s Conan books and the countless pastiche’s that followed, where it was assumed to be exactly what was suggested in Greek myth. It’s also the namesake for a tabletop RPG, and (probably due to the Conan link) often included in the worlds of other games.

Mu – and this is a familiar origin by now – was suggested (in the mid 1800s) to have been a lost continent in the Pacific, that has long since sunk and become lost to time. Obvious connections to Atlantis and Lemuria were suggested (the Victorians loved their lost continent myths!) but Mu developed it’s own identity when professional prevaricator James Churchward made a career out of writing books about the place, which included a wealth of alleged evidence that roped in everything from ancient Indian fables to the Bible. These books were extremely popular, and for a time Mu was ‘bigger’ than Atlantis in the public psyche. I think those days, much like Mu itself, are behind us now. Had you heard of Mu before this entry?

H.P. Lovecraft mentioned Mu in many of his tales, and indeed the sunken cities inhabited by creatures of his Mythos are reminiscent more of Mu than Atlantis. Unsurprisingly, many of those followed in his footsteps and added stories to his mythos have also mentioned the mythical continent.

Ys was a mythic utopian city in northwest France (Brittany) that was said to have been built (over 2000 years ago) at the very edge of the land and surrounded by a great wall to protect it from the sea. Due to misadventure and deception, the wall was breached and the city was submerged, never to be seen again. The tale is romantic and fantastical, and various interpretations include powerful magic (a sorceress and even the Devil) and monsters (mermaids and sea dragons). Much like Avalon, it has been suggested that Ys is not gone for good, and evocatively ‘when Paris falls, Ys will rise again’. While Ys was been often described in books and art and even an opera during the 19th century, it seems to now faded from historical romanticism.

As a city and not a land, Ys doesn’t play any notable role in pulp literature, but the name was appropriated for a long-running series of Japanese role-playing video games (which are almost all very good). While they mostly have nothing at all to do with the actual myth, it’s worth noting that the cover of the first game is a literal interpretation, showing a city being swallowed by the sea.

Quintessential Papercraft

November 9th, 2023

I bought this when I was back in Japan last June:

It’s a craft kit of the five main characters from the manga/anime Quintessential Quintuplets, a recent favourite of mine. The image is created via layers of paper, a technique called ‘paper tole’ or ‘3D decoupage’.

The kit is assemble by cutting out the pieces and gluing them together (using household paper glue). The laser-cut pieces are made from a type of cardboard so strong it almost feels like plastic. And yet the manufacturing is absolute, and the pieces separate from the flash with only a tiny cut from a craft knife. The fact you don’t need to actually cut out the pieces yourself elevates this above almost every other papercraft I’ve ever done.

Each part of the image is assembled independently in layers, and above you can see how one of the characters – Yotsuba – was created. It’s meticulous but not difficult, although the extremely tiny size of some parts (sub millimeter) led to a couple of tense moments!

Once completed the portraits were fairly thick: each had five or six layers of card. The detail is astonishing: the blue layer under the black was only there to add minute highlights to the weird hair accessories Nino wears. Some of the eyes – which are only a couple of millimeters wide – have two or three colours behind them!

Here’s the six panels prior to final assembly. They look great don’t they?

And here’s a side view of the finished predict once complete. This was actually the most difficult step, especially adding the first two ‘bridges’. I may have muttered a curse or two during this phase…

And here’s the finished product in a dedicated frame I bought at the same time! Isn’t it cute, and doesn’t it look fantastic?

And here’s another two Kristin made.

These kits are wonderful! They’re easy to make and they look fantastic. When we’re next in Japan, I’m sure we’ll be picking up more 🙂

Ramen Sidetrip

November 4th, 2023

A little over ten months ago we visited the Cup Noodle museum in Yokohama and made our own Cup Noodles. Here they are:

Since they had a one-year expiration, it was time to try them. So we popped the tops, added water, and gave them each a taste.

Mine is on the left, and contained shrimp, onions, egg, chicken naruto and ‘original’ flavored noodles. As soon as the water was added an indescribably foul smell filled the room. And when I say ‘indescribable’, I mean perfidiously sulfurous like an evil boiled egg. As awful as the stench was it didn’t deter me and I bravely tried a forkful. It was absolutely terrible. It was perhaps the worst instant ramen I’ve ever tasted and almost immediately raised the gorge in my throat. Kristin tried it as well, and her disgust equaled my own. An easy 0 (or lower) out of 10!

Kristin’s was cheese, kimchi, onion and corn on a chili noodle base. To our surprise the cheese just melted and the noodles swum in a thick, creamy broth. She ate more than a few forkfuls, said the chili and cheese were a good match, and the remainder was ‘inoffensive’! She scored it 6/10.

Regardless of the taste, it was fun to try our own creations, and once again I’ll say that the Cup Noodle museum was a great place to visit.

But I’m not done with ramen news today… check this out:

What’s this madness? Cup Noodles / Godzilla socks? I found this at Walmart of all places, and naturally had to purchase it. Here’s some of the art on the packaging:

And here’s the socks themselves:

This is an insane product. To think this collaboration happened in the first place is wild (and as far as I can tell, no actual Godzilla Cup Noodles have been released) but why did they make socks based on it and why are they marketed in the USA!?! They seem like good socks though, so I’m happy with my purchase 🙂

And then there’s this:

It’s a mini ramen for dollhouses! Kristin bought this on Etsy a while ago, and it’s just the sort of weird item a chicken ramenologist such as myself would be attracted to. She actually got a few of them:

But it gets even more bonkers, since a different seller makes even smaller scale cup versions. Like this one:

Look at this thing: smaller than a single kernel of corn. And it’s a chicken ramen too! It’s almost LEGO minifig scale, and the cup is even removable from the outer packaging:

I can’t tell how it’s made. I assumed 3D printed but it seems too good, and the graphics on the cup appear to be printed on. A mystery!

I’ll leave you with this shot of a chicken ramen decoration in our tree and remind you that while it’s been a while since I found a new chicken ramen I now know enough to assume I never will. Let’s hope in 2024 we’ll see some more chicken ramen reviews on this blog 🙂

Comic-Con Haul

October 29th, 2023

I just got back from Albany Comic-Con. I hadn’t been for many years, and last time I did go (pre-pandemic) it was disappointing. With a new, larger venue (and at $10, double the admission) I thought it was time to check it out again.

It only took me about a half hour to explore all the dealers tables, and here’s what I bought:

A 1992 issue of Dungeon magazine ($5). I took a gamble on this because I have a couple of dozen of these but happily I didn’t have this one. This is the TSR companion to Dragon magazine that features premade adventures, and I always enjoy reading them.

Two packs of Denny’s Solo Cards ($1 for the two). These were given out at Denny’s when the film came out in 2018, and each pack contained two cards and two coupons. I believe I had two of these packs, gifted to me by JF who got them at Denny’s back then, but I couldn’t resist two more at the price. The guy selling this had hundreds of them!

A ‘full set’ (or so the seller claimed) of Taco Bell Star Wars Plastic Cups from 1996 ($5 for the set), released as part of a promotion for the Star Wars special edition. These are a mystery, since I don’t remember seeing them before but they were released during a time I was mad about collecting Star Wars ephemera and surely would have got – and saved – them. Oh well, these are in fantastic condition and I own them now 🙂

A couple of Boris Vallejo Artbooks ($20 for the two). I’m not a great fan of Vellejo’s art, since I find his physiques to be a bit grotesque, but in recent years my appreciation for pulp sword and sorcery art has increased so I’m giving him a second look. These prices were very good: about half what I would have paid on Amazon.

A carded Star Wars ‘joke’ figure: R6-SNO ($18). This was a holiday 2022 Disney Parks special edition figure, and I got it for slightly less than it goes for on eBay. I only ‘collect’ astromech droids now, and this is in fact the first figure I’ve bought since I sold off my collection. It’s a travesty isn’t it?

Two Boris Vallejo jigsaw puzzles ($30 for the pair). These were unused and even shrink-wrapped, which is remarkable since they came out in 1979! I opened both and they’re in fine condition. While the art isn’t great – surely a female barbarian would have been a more logical choice? – I enjoy jigsaws and these are both 500 pieces which is believe is the ideal size.

And that’s that! Most of the dealers were selling exclusively comics, or modern toys, so there were perhaps fewer items to my interest than I would have liked. But this is a decent hail for <$100 so I think overall it was a worthy con. What do you think of my pickups?

Another Year Of Driving-In

October 28th, 2023

This past season we visited four drive-in cinemas, including one in another state. One of these is quite special: they’re not far from our house, have a super high resolution camera and an amazing sound system. They only play older films and we look forward to visiting them again next year. All the drive-ins are now closed for the season, and as with last year we kept a chronology of films we saw, each with a five-word review. Here now, let’s see what we thought…

The Super Mario Bros Movie – We smiled start to finish.
The Super Mario Bros Movie – Still smiling the second time.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves – Entertaining enough to overlook imperfections.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day – Easily the best Terminator film.

Guardians of The Galaxy 3 – Tugs at the heart strings.
Ant Man 3: Quantumania – Only the villian was good.
Guardians of The Galaxy 3 – A top tier Marvel film!
The Flash – Insane enough to be fun.

Transformers: Rise of Beasts – Absolute trash with robot animals.
Elemental – We both slept through it.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse – Best film of the year?

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny – A fitting farewell for Indy.
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One – I reckon this was great.
Barbie – Fun and has a heart.

Oppenheimer – Thought provoking and immensely watchable.
Barbie – This is a great film.
Insidious: The Red Door – We left due to boredom.
Meg 2: The Trench – Aggressively stupid and almost unwatchable.

Talk To Me – A dark and disturbing masterpiece.
Adventures in Babysitting – A lovely slice of nostalgia.
Haunted Mansion – You’ll forget it next week.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem – The best ever turtles film!
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure – Its laugh out loud funny 🙂
The Equalizer 3 – A riveting portrait of sociopathy.

The Goonies – A near incoherent 80s classic.
The Lost Boys – Vampires that never bite anyone!
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors – Freddy’s a parody by now.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers – Creepy and unnerving horror classic.
The Nun 2 – Just another demon nun film.
Blue Beetle – Predictable and tedious superhero film.

The Creator – Visuals far exceed the story.
Hocus Pocus – Sarah Jessica Parker was cute!

(We only say this last one once, but we felt it deserved five reviews.)
The Exorcist: Believer – A sneaky little Jesus movie
The Exorcist: Believer – Too much Jesus; insufficient Satan
The Exorcist: Believer – I wanted Satan, not Jesus!
The Exorcist: Believer – Should be titled ‘The Excretist’.
The Exorcist: Believer – Worst Film Of The Year!

That’s a lot of movies! I recently read that the average American goes to the movies about twice a year, so I think we’re a bit above average. With a season pass we’ll see almost anything, and even bad films are good at the drive-in! We’re already looking forward to the 2024 season.

Did you see any of these films? If so, what did you think?