2025 At The Movies

Time for the annual five-word reviews of all the movies we saw this year.

All but one of these were at drive-ins, about half at the local one where we have a season pass, and the other half at the one with four screens a half hour away. This second drive-in had two festivals this year: a two-month long series of classic fantasy/sci-fi films and the annual horror weekend, hence the large amount of older films in the list this year.

As usual some films have more than one review either because we saw them more than once or because we couldn’t decide on just one review 🙂

Minecraft – Monkeys could make better films.
Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith – “Anakin you’re breaking my heart!”
Captain America Brave New World– He’s not really Captain America.

Thunderbolts* – All Bobs have dark sides.
Sinners – A wonderfully original vampire film.
Lilo & Stitch – Would be better without Lilo.

Karate Kid Legends – The Karate Kid Universes ‘Endgame’.
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning – This film insulted my intelligence.
How To Train Your Dragon – Second best Monster Hunter film.

Megan 2.0 – Good film about bad robots.
Jurassic World Rebirth – A kaiju film in disguise.
Jurassic World Rebirth – Film is a pee break.
Jurassic World Rebirth – Franchise is just fantasy now.
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman – Five minutes of big lady.

Barbarella – The quintessential ‘space babe’ film!
The Smurfs – A smurfy piece of smurf.
Superman – My least favourite Superman film.
Superman – Where the smurf is Geralt??!

Fantastic Four: First Steps – Should have been more fantastic.
Fantastic Four: First Steps – More enjoyable on second viewing.
Freakier Friday – Funny and full of charm.
Weapons – Well made original horror film.

The Iron Giant – Deserving of all its accolades.
Castle In The Sky – Ghibli films are always entertaining.
Jaws – The best film of 2025?

Hotspring Shark Attack – Made by and for lunatics.
Blade Runner – The greatest ever sci-fi film.
Ghost In The Shell – The animation is just breathtaking.

The Conjuring Last Rites – Forgettable horror about con artists.
The Lost Boys – Somewhat dated but still fun.
Devil Times Five – Incoherent and boring 70’s trash.

Him – A good story told poorly.
Downton Abbey The Grand Finale – Time to end this series.
Taylor Swift: The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl – Guess I’m a ‘Swifty’ now?

Tron Ares – A Tron film without ______?!
Tron Ares – The third best Tron film.
Tron Ares – There’s no bad Tron films.

Ghostbusters – Full of charm and creativity.
Ghostbusters 2 – Not as good as Ghostbusters.
Beetlejuice – Probably stranger than you remember.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show – Let’s Do The Time Warp Again!
The Polar Express – Tom Hanks plays every role.
Night Of The Living Dead – A night of living dead.

The drive-ins are both now closed, and it’s likely we won’t see another film until they reopen next year. Unless there’s something showing when we’re in Japan…

Ramen Universes Beyond: Pac-Man

The above was a recent marketing promotion here in the USA. Maruchan brand chicken ramen instant noodles replaced their normal outer wrapper with a Pac-Man themed one. Here’s a detail of the Pac-Man portion of the wrapper:

As you can see this was to promote the new game Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac which I have no interest in and will never play. Apparently this packaging was available all over the US but I never saw it and KLS (who purchased this) only spied it once.

The ramen itself is identical to the normal Maruchan chicken, which is to say the cup and lid has no Pac-Man branding at all. The taste is ‘ok’, which is to say I wouldn’t have eaten this were it not for the branding, which means the marketing worked!

I thought that surely Pac-Man would have been on ramen before – especially in Japan – but a search online only located this one small example, which seems to have been a crane game prize two decades ago. I wonder how it tasted?

Happy Halloween

Yesterday was Halloween, and for the second year in a row we went to Jessica’s place since our neighborhood seems to have aged out of kids and hers is the exact opposite.

Decorations this year feel muted compared to previous years, and I imagine this is because of the economy. The giant skeletons and inflatables (shown above in the front yard of a house near us) in particular are very expensive and a non trivial investment for once-a-year use.

The house just down the street wasn’t daunted though, continuing with their habit of custom-made lawn decorations. Here we have a skeletal Beetlejuice with the sandworm (from the films) and yes it’s as big as it looks. A vast amount of effort went into this creation.

That’s my work Halloween ‘outfit’ – a $5 Twilight shirt from Five Below. I imagined the shirt would be a bit dated for my students but that wasn’t the case and I got a few asking why I didn’t have on a Jacob shirt 🙂

Upon arrival at Jessica’s she revealed she had (accidentally?) purchased two copies of this ghost cat shirt, one of which was gifted to me, so I suppose I had two ‘outfits’ this year.

We got a lot of kids. I kept count actually, and more than 175 knocked on Jessica’s door. We had about 600 pieces of candy so we were well-prepared, but for about an hour they came thick and fast and it was hectic keeping up with them!

For obvious reasons I don’t photograph the kids, but I made an exception for the above since it was an adult and since she claimed to have made the entire outfit (of a character from the horror game Five Nights At Freddy’s) herself.

Amongst children who wore costumes (about 90% of them) the five most popular (in order) were princesses, skeletons, spidermen, ninja and clowns. Runners up (with more than a single examples each) included witches, K-Pop Demon Hunters, Ghostface (from Scream), Harry Potter, black cats, Minecraft, cheerleaders, Bluey, bananas, soccer players, Chucky, the clown from Terrifier, ballerinas, Vampire Diaries, basketball players, Fortnite and Disney characters.

And lastly there were dozens of costumes only represented by a single child, including Captain Hook, Taylor Swift, a ghost, Reed Richards, an explorer, a pilot, a race car driver, a rocket, Michael Myers, a robot, a taco, a demon, the Grim Reaper, a bee, a ladybug, a deer, a doctor, red-riding hood, a ghillie suit, Skibidi Toilet, a murderer, Barbie, a flower, a bat, Princess Leia, an M&M, Freaky Friday, a devil, the Winter Soldier, Iron Man, a gingerbread man, a crazy cat lady and two dozen or so other characters I couldn’t identify.

In short, a fun night.

That’s the house just across from Jessica’s and they go all out with the yard with projectors and animated lights. They counted kids as well and got 207, and even though they are literally across the street the reason they got 20% more is that all these lights are irresistible for 5 year olds hunting for candy so they walk right past Jessica’s!

Maybe next year we’ll put a few lights up in her yard…