Tree Removal

October 8th, 2024

At the end of our driveway, right in the corner of the neighbors property, was a massive eastern white pine tree. It was planted when the house was built, making it older than Kristin and I, and had a trunk wider than me. Today it was removed.

It was an extraordinary process: four large trucks arrived, blocking our driveway and much of the street. They started by erecting this unusual cherry picker to take down some of the lower branches and to (I presume) make way for the bigger crane.

The foliage was so dense it was hard to see exactly how they dismantled it, but the crane you can see was ‘catching’ the large branches and eventually trunk sections as they were cut. The guy doing the cutting was somehow attached to the tree and not using a second crane. Maybe he climbed up? I bet he had nerves of steel.

It took most of the day – at least six hours. Most of this was taking down the top half or so, and the rest was much faster. The noise was endless and extremely loud, much of which came from the industrial wood chipper that they fed the branches into (the red machine on the right). Trucks came and went periodically, probably taking away woodchips.

The biggest noise was toward the end when they picked up and dropped the trunk pieces too big to grind – almost as long as a car – into the back of an another truck. Each drop sounded like a bomb going off, vibrated the house and scared the hell out of our cats.

But that was nothing compared to the cacophony of the robotic stump grinder:

The guy standing next to it controlled it remotely. It took quite a while – at least half an hour – for him to finish grinding the stump below ground level, and the noise was like a million wasps surrounding the house.

And then they were done! A dozen or so guys and a small fleet of trucks packed up and left. I can only imagine how much the entire operation cost.

I know the neighbor was sick of cleaning up pine needles (which were incredibly abundant last year) and concerned about branches or even the tree itself falling, but it’s a shame such a regal and aged tree is now just… gone. I’ll miss it, and I hope he plants something in its place.

Bean Counting

October 6th, 2024

I spent many hours this summer in the attic, emptying out boxes that had been sealed in some cases for decades, and disposing of lots of things that we didn’t need to keep anymore. I ended up reducing the attic storage by a factor of about 75%, which was very liberating. In a few years I’ll do another pass and likely toss out more.

The last step of this years clean-out was today, specifically taking care of this:

This is our Beanie Babies collection, purchased during the fad in the late 1990s.

A lot has been written about the Beanie Babies phenomena, but the quick history is that these little stuffed animals became popular in 1996 and very quickly it seemed everyone was collecting them. They were sold almost everywhere, created long lines and shopper hysteria when new ‘waves’ were released, and spurned an entire industry around them as people latched on to the idea they were not just toys, but investments that would one day make them rich. And then in 1999 the whole fad fell apart and by 2000 almost no one cared about them any more, and the world moved on.

We bought them for a few years, then put them in a box and forgot about them until now. Had you asked me how many we had I would have said a few dozen, so I was quite surprised to find we had 111 of the things:

It is surreal to think back on that era. People were legitimately insane for Beanie Babies (there’s at least two good documentaries about them), and in particular went crazy for the teddy bear types. I always found the bears repellant, but we somehow managed to get 9 of them:

People were selling some of the bears for hundreds of dollars in those days. Beanies were about 10% of all eBay sales during the height of the fad, and by 1998 the madness was worldwide. We never bought in to any of this, since it was abundantly obvious since with everyone buying them there wouldn’t be a sellers market in the future 🙂

Some of our Beanies are unusual – including one that isn’t even an animal – but these mostly come from the end of the fad when all the normal animals had already been made.

I don’t like any of these and can’t remember ever buying them. In fact both of us were surprised by some of the ones we own that we don’t find attractive in any way. I suppose we just bought them because they were inexpensive.

That said, one of ours has a $15 price tag on it!? It’s hard to believe we ever paid that and indeed I don’t recall every buying one on the secondary market (like a toy show) so this remains a mystery.

McDonald’s got in on the action as well with Happy Meal ‘Teenie Beanies’ toys several times during the craze. We have 18 of these, from the 1996, 1998 and 1999 series. As with the full sized beanies, these were extremely popular and sought after at the time. In 1996 the first series was the most successful Happy Meal promotion McDonald’s had ever had to that point!

As you can see the McDonald’s ones (on left) are about half the size of the normal toy (in the middle). At the right is a ‘Beanie Buddy’, and no I don’t know why we own that either.

A small few of ours have ‘tag protectors’ on them to keep the red cardboard tag on good condition. But we also had a pack of dozens of protectors that we never bothered putting on, which perhaps shows how much we valued this ‘investment’! Some collectors bought elaborate storage cases or even sealed them in lucite. It was important to keep the investments in tip top condition 🙂

So let’s talk money. In 1996 the suggested price of a Beanie was $5, and it seems this continued until at least 1998. We have one from 1999 with a $5.50 price tag, but that was probably just a store marking up due to demand. I think it’s reasonable therefore to estimate – at the low end – that we paid about $555 for our normal Beanies plus at least $36 more for the McDonald’s ones (Happy Meals were $2 in those days). The above photos therefore represent an ‘investment’ of about $591.

I’ll say again that some people truly thought these would make them rich one day, and such beliefs continue through the endless eBay auctions where sellers don’t understand the market died 25 years ago and never recovered.

The truth is Beanie Babies are worthless today. Every single one we have can be obtained for under $1 on eBay right now, and collections are selling for much less than $1 per Beanie. If you search you’ll find that the vast majority of auctions for these things don’t actually sell at all, since everyone has them in their attics and no one wants them! I’m sure there’s a few diehard collectors out there seeking holy grail error Beanies (and good luck to them), but it doesn’t change the fact that 99.99999% of the things now retain no value at all.

So our $591 we spent between 1996 and 1999 has now become… well maybe $50 if we successfully sold them on eBay, which is not what anyone would call an investment! But what if we’d ignored the Beanies entirely and spent our $591 back in 1999 on a true investment like the Dow Jones or Apple stock?

If we’d spent $591 on a DJIA mutual fund in December 1999 we’d have about $2458 worth of stock today.

If we’d spent $591 on APPL (Apple) stock in December 1999, we have about $171,800 in Apple stock (yes you read that correctly) today.

But we didn’t, and today we simply have worthless Beanies! We selected a ‘favourite’ each (the term is used lightly) – Legs the frog for KLS and a dubiously coloured Platypus for me – and put the remaining 16 kg of them into a different type of permanent storage:

Goodbye Beanie Babies. We’ll never forget you.

Ramen Universes Beyond: Pokemon

September 28th, 2024

I’ve covered this one before, but since the packaging on this version was different I thought it was worth a second look:

It’s another Pokémon noodle! This time it’s Eevee branded (the last one was Pikachu) and the lid promises much:

I translated it this time:

As you can see this product contains half a days calcium, a sticker (one of 18!) and some Eevee kamaboko fish cakes. Alas, it’s also seafood flavor…

Opening it revealed the sticker, nicely sealed in plastic to keep it protected. Which one did I get?

This is a legendary Pokémon named Koraidon. He’ll go on a postcard one day…

Instantly upon adding the hot water, the stink of fish fingers filled the air! It was quite repulsive, and only with great trepidation did I try a forkful. Of course I hated it, but KLS did too, so this one is an easy two thumbs down.

But the sticker is great 🙂

Garage Door Upgrade

September 19th, 2024

Our garage doors were in a terrible state.

The exterior handle dates them from a time before automatic door openers. The garage door guy told me they were at least 40 years old.

Look how dirty and wretched they were! The panels are actually made of wood (and glass): something else that dated them. They were extremely heavy, and when we lost power and had to open them manually it was a real chore.

Decades of snow and rain had started the wood rotting, and in parts gaps had formed. It was long past time to replace them! Today was the day.

The garage door guy turned up right on time at 8 am, and half an hour later he and his assistant had removed all the old hardware. Doors, springs, rails and weather seal: all gone. The noise was ungodly, but it was impressive how fast they worked given both were older than me.

Installing the new doors took much longer, and as you can see they came with shiny new rails. Only the motors remained from the old installation, although he opened and repaired the gears in one of them.

Interestingly the spring for the new doors is compact and installed above, which both takes much less space and is much safer. The doors are also quieter than the old ones.

And here they are. They’re metal, insulated and have sturdy plastic windows. They look great and I expect will outlive us. And no exterior handles 🙂

Coke Oreos Review

September 15th, 2024

Just because it can be done doesn’t mean it should be.

These are Coke Oreo cookies, a new limited edition flavour. Of course we had to try them!

The cookies are black and red, with coke-flavoured cream that contain popping candy to emulate the soda fizz.

There are three different designs on the red side of the cookie, and the usual Oreo back. The cookies have a lot of cream in them, so they’re more like the double-stuffed versions than normal Oreos.

When I opened the seal on the pack the strong smell of coke assaulted me, and the cookies actually do taste like cola! I’ll give them props for this success, but I find them distasteful, possibly because I’m not a fan of anything (lollies, any drink aside from Coke) that taste like cola. I ate one, and will never eat another.

Kristin’s opinion differs from mine. Here’s what she said: “The smell of the cookies is convincing and the taste is alright.” She will undoubtedly eat more than one.

And this collaboration didn’t end at cookies, since we also bought a bottle of the Oreo flavoured (we think?) Coca Cola. It’s only available in the zero sugar version.

This stuff is uniquely repulsive. It’s one of the worst drinks I have ever drunk, with a deep earthy taste reminiscent of the most wretched chicken ramen I have sampled. Even worse is the strong chemical aftertaste, which lingers on your tastebuds like a cold you can’t shake . There’s no chance I’ll ever try any more of this.

Kristin said: “It’s confusing!” 🙂

I think ‘they’ can make anything taste like anything else these days, but just because it’s possible doesn’t mean it needs to be done. I suppose these were worth a try, but let’s hope if they ever consider a drink collab again it’s Mountain Dew!