Eastercraft

There’s nothing like a craft project on Easter Sunday is there? But for me, this year I wouldn’t be colouring eggs or making a basket… I decided to tackle three of the projects I received for Christmas.

The first was this Praxinoscope kit received from JAF:

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It’s not really a craft project at all, since there is very little assembly. Even the batteries were included! The few pieces snapped together and it looked like this:

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The idea is to look through the viewing window while rotating the disc to see a simple animation. Here’s a short video of what the above disc looked like when animating:

Not bad is it? I have to be honest though; the product does have it’s issues. The printed discs with the animations on them didn’t align well with the reflecting surfaces, and the weight of the top of the device is too great for the tiny support it is attached to. It also could have done with a better axle mechanism allowing for smoother and longer spinning. Still, it does a good job of illustrating how these 140-year-old devices work and would be, I believe, a fun toy for a kid since it includes blank discs on which someone could design their own animation.

Continuing the theme of row boats, the next challenge was this one:

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SFL gave me this for Christmas, and I was very much looking forward to putting it together. Let’s look inside the box:

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Hrm, not too many parts, but some that look a bit complex. Recalling the tank incident from the other week, I was particularly hesitant when I noticed the little blue bottle. Happily, that ended up being grease and not glue!

Assembly was challenging but not difficult, mostly due to the screws not being particularly co-operative and requiring a lot more force than I was initially prepared to supply. I was worried about cracking the plastic!

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That’s the motor case above, showing the switch, motor (underneath) and the wiring. The wires gave me a bit of trouble; I was quite relieved when I tested the mechanism to see that the motor actually worked!

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The close to finished boat. Much of the mechanism is installed, including the battery case, the rowing ‘pistons’ and the gearing system. Also, not very visible in this shot, a mysterious piece of styrofoam is attached inside the rear back of the boat. Since this would not help buoyancy under normal use, I can only imagine it is to prevent the entire thing from sinking if it starts going under.

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And there it is fully assembled, which took maybe an hour. It is well balanced and well geared, and it works! Here’s proof:

I didn’t flip the switch correctly in the video, which is why it stopped at the end 🙂

Anyway this thing has to be tested! But the test will wait for SFL herself. Next time she visits I’ll find a pond somewhere and we’ll send it on it’s maiden voyage. Stay tuned for results!

The last craft kit came from BFS (the F is for Francis), who sent me the third in an ongoing series of metal insects:

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Yes, that is a pair of cute paws in the above picture 🙂

As you may recall from previous blog entries, these metal kits are known for their difficulty in assembly, and their ability to shred the tips of fingers due to many sharp edges. This one, happily, only fulfilled one of these criteria…. my fingers still hurt!

Here’s what it looked like once opened:

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Such a tiny amount of pieces! But when I opened the plastic, it suddenly looked like a lot more:

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Probably because I’ve made two such kits before, assembly was quick and easy, taking less than half an hour. All those pieces seen above (plus some screws and springs), went together to form this savage beast:

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Who looks a bit bigger in the above shot than he is in reality:

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He now joins his comrades, scorpion and mantid, sitting next to the TV!

Happy Easter everyone 🙂

Four Album Reviews

In the last couple of months I’ve received four new albums, some new releases, some not so old. Here’s reviews of each:

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Push The Sky Away – Nick Cave

I had a bad feeling about this album, based mostly on the fact I just hated the last album he put out (Dig, Lazarus Dig!!!). Sadly, my fears were to be founded, since I find this album equally underwhelming. This is not to say it’s a bad album – since the songs are well crafted, the performances are tight and his singing is capable. It’s just that it all feels very manufactured, much like the album he may put out were he to deconstruct his back catalog in an effort to reproduce the sounds of (say) a decade ago. The problem is he isn’t the same man and his band isn’t the same band. The lyrics in particular stand out as very ‘uncavelike’, as if someone else wrote them to sound like a Nick Cave song. Since I found the album average rather than objectionable, I listened to it about a dozen times, thinking perhaps it may take a while to grow on me. But it never did, and ultimately I conceded that since I have a dozen other fantastic Cave albums to listen to, what’s the point of wasting time on this one?

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Delta Machine – Depeche Mode

Oh dear, this is awful. I’ve been a mode fan for over thirty years now (!), and own everything they have ever done. I still love almost all of it as well, and listen to the back catalogue frequently. But as many DM fans may admit, they went off a cliff when Alan Wilder left in 1995 and all subsequent albums (Ultra onwards) weren’t quite the same, filled with mediocrity and lacking good melodies. Despite this, most of the albums had a few (very) bright spots on them, such as ‘I Feel Loved’ (Ultra), ‘Macro’ (Exciter) or ‘Wrong’ (Sounds of the Universe). The new album, Delta Machine, is a definite exception to this rule, containing not one single listenable song. This album – to put it mildly – is a dirge, full of self-indulgent lyrics that are accompanied by electronic sounds that barely contain any melody. The very first song (‘Welcome To My World’) almost dares the listener to turn it off, so repellent is the sparse ‘musical’ intro and first spoken line. The downward slide continues, as you realise it is representative of the entire album, as you wonder what happened to the band that only a few years ago produced this or (thematically similar to this album), this. “A slow burn”, some critics say, “…takes repeated listens”. In other words, you need to force yourself to even begin to enjoy this album apparently. No thanks.

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White Heat (Greatest Hits) – Icehouse

Adam gave me this one for Christmas, presumably knowing how much I like the bands early material. And what a gift it was, since not only did I not have most of the songs on it, but I had completely forgotten about the Flowers era. Short version for those unaware: Icehouse is an Australian band (actually one guy, Iva Davies) that had massive success worldwide during the mid 80s and 90s with songs like this. This double CD collects all their singles and the first disc in particular is a tour-de-force of early 1980s emo electronica: ‘We Can Get Together‘, ‘Icehouse’, ‘Street Cafe‘, ‘Hey Little Girl’ and many, many more. Absolutely fantastic stuff from a guy that was very much on the cutting edge back in those days. I wish I’d appreciated Icehouse more in my youth; I would have loved to see them live during their heyday. This collection is highly recommended!

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Goes Petshopping – West End Girls

How can this exist? West End Girls was a pair of swedish girls that released on album of Pet Shop Boys covers back in 2006 that has become frustratingly difficult to acquire (and I’ve tried in four countries!). Eventually a plea resulted in Bernard getting it for my for my birthday, and boy oh boy was it worth the wait! Every song on here is a cover of a Pet Shop Boys hit sung in delicious ‘Swedish girl’ dialect that just makes me grin with how much fun the songs are. Here’s an example. And here’s another. Don’t you love how she sings “Add anudder numba to da score”! On a more serious note, this is an album of great songs covered very well by an electronic girl duo. Standout tracks include ‘You Only Tell Me You Love Me When Your Drunk’ and ‘Go West’ (exclusive to the Japanese version, which BS got me!). This one has been on very heavy rotation since I got it and will likely continue that way for some time. One of my new favourite albums!

Return of ‘The Claw’

This past week, these were released:

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Naturally, I got them both on release day. They are the exact same game, and the save file can even be wirelessly transferred between them. You can play online on the Wii U, or on-the-go on the 3DS.

I had completed most of my work obligations early during my break so I could devote ample time to Monster Hunter. And devote I did! Right now, 5 days later, my save file is just over 37 hours 🙂

It’s the best Monster Hunter yet made!

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I’ve been hunting Wroggi’s and Lagombi’s, Rathalos and Duramboros, Volvidon and Azuros. I’ve been mining and bugging and crafting and swimming. 99% of my quests have been completed using only the hammer weapon type, but since there are 9 others its probably time to increase my repertoire.

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After all this I feel like I have barely begun to scratch the surface of the game. For instance, there are over 1000 weapons in the game (and I have 5…) and much more armor. I’m only just in the middle of three difficulties, and have probably beaten 10% of the quests in the game. I’ll be playing this one for a long time!

And, as the topic suggests, ‘the claw’ has returned. Although the 3DS is easier to hold than the PSP was, I’m finding with such intense playing that the sublime and extraordinary pain that comes with holding your hand in the same pose for long periods has returned in force.

It’s as if my hands are evolving to be better suited for playing Monster Hunter.