The Ironlords

July 22nd, 2023

When I sold my Star Wars figures, I also traded in a small amount of other items for store credit. With the credit, I took these:

It’s a set of five die cast metal figures. Each is about two inches tall, fairly thin of sculpt and with lots of obvious flash. They also have bases, and even though I haven’t opened them, seem to be able to stand well on their own.

Here we have Ghan and Astare, two wild barbarians from some forgotten world, obviously fighting for the same cause as evidenced by their identical shields. Their compatriots have similarly evocative names: Vlad, Dakk and Femarรฉ. How do I know this? It’s on the back:

Holy moly, there’s two other series as well? Reptilians and Demons?!? Fear not good reader, because I got them as well:

These are just lovely, either cast in or painted green and gold metal respectively. The Reptilians seem to be humans wearing lizard-themed armor, but the Demons are legitimate monsters.

That’s Slithus and Gark ready to fight. If only someone would burst them from their packaging.

Released in 1983 by a die cast toy company called Midgetoy (which seems to have folded the year prior), I can’t find anything about these online. But as soon as I saw them on the shelf at the shop they just called to me. As an 11-year old, I would have gone absolutely bonkers for these, and would have waged many fights between the reptiles and barbarians and demons, using a rules system of my own creation. I would have loved these unequivocally, and they would have been my treasures.

And now – 40 years later – they are ๐Ÿ™‚

Star Wars Friday: What I Kept

July 21st, 2023

I sold 94% of my Star Wars figure collection, but I kept every R2-D2 figure, as well as similar droids. The R2 figures have always been my favorites, and it warms my heart to have kept a little bit of my collection. Today I’ll show off a few of the R2 (and similar) figures I kept.

The above shows the first three (‘modern’) R2 figures sold, starting in 1995 and to (on the right) 1997. R2 was in the very first wave, which makes my red carded figure 28 years old! R2 was my favorite from the very start, since he was metalized (which is no longer common) and proportionally correct unlike the human figures. All of my figures are in great condition as well, as you can probably see.

The above show three packaging variants between 1998 and 2000. Episode 1 figures were overstocked everywhere, and Hasbro changed the packaging to differentiate the newer releases (note that they kept a small Obi Wan on the card). There were several R2’s released during these years (as well as other, similar, droids) and I have them all.

As I mentioned a few posts ago, I stopped seriously collecting around the release of Attack Of The Clones, and from around then (2002) there are gaps in my R2 collection. The middle figure in the photo above is the packaging that was introduced with Episode 2, and the year later saw the irritating ‘Saga’ curved packaging which is very difficult to store! While there was an R2 released in that range, I don’t own it.

More years go by, as we transition past Episode III into the Clone Wars era. I didn’t own a single Episode III figure, including R2, which is a shame since it had a unique type of packaging. As you can see above, they changed it almost every year to try and re-energize the line.

The interesting Darth Maul design was around the time of the 3D rerelease of Episode 1 (remember that?) and I think works well, but shortly thereafter Hasbro switched to smaller figures which were beloved by collectors like me. By this time, I usually had only a single figure in each type of packaging, and often it was only an R2 unit since that’s all I bought ๐Ÿ™‚

There was no R2 released in the small Rebels line, and since the figures were poorly distributed in the USA I bought mine in Germany! The black packaging in the middle is my favorite ever packaging, but it was short-lived since the sequels came out and Hasbro developed new, white packaging.

Bringing us to the present time we have the very successful (almost 400 figures as of today) ‘vintage’ line, such as the above left figure. And the above right – bought in Australia – is a remake of an old figure from the 1980s. I’ve shown about 20 different types of packaging here, and as best I can tell there’s been about 25 since 1995.

All told I have kept 38 figures, about 25 of which are R2 and the others similar droids like those shown above. As best I can tell I’m ‘missing’ about 20 others, but I’m in no hurry to buy them. But if I ever spy an R2 in a shop that I don’t own, and if the price is right, then I’m sure I’ll buy it.

In addition I have these two, both made by me at the ‘Droid Factory’ at Disney in Florida many years ago. Since they’re unique, surely they are the prizes of my collection?

But what about these? Technically neither are Hasbro-made R2 figures so perhaps they don’t count, but I love both for various reasons. The one on the right is a small (about 1 inch tall) metal figure made by a Japanese manufacturer that I bought about five years ago, and the one on the left is a bootleg I won in a ticket arcade in Margate (England) about a decade ago as well. It’s shoddily made and the head only turns one way but I love it not the least because it reminds me of that wonderful day we spent in Margate ๐Ÿ™‚

And so ends a week showcasing parts of my Star Wars collection, such that it is. As I’ve hinted there’s more weird stuff, and I know of one or two items in the attic that would probably raise your eyebrows. Maybe I’ll show them off in another ten years…

Star Wars Thursday: Ten More Treasures

July 20th, 2023

Today I’ll showcase a motley collection of Star Wars items and ephemera, again recovered from a couple of boxes that had been stored in my vault and unopened for a decade or more.

When I did the first ten treasures post years ago, I showed two cake-toppers, and mentioned a second pair. Here they are! I’m impressed with the detail of these guys, but they’ll never grace a cake, and in fact by the time you read this may already be in a landfill!

As part of the 2010 Clone Wars merchandising blitz, I picked up this insane bag of Star Wars ‘collectible bands’. Do you remember this trend, where kids very briefly became excited to collect rubber bands? I opened the bag just now and the bands were sticky, deformed and the colors had bled (look at 3PO’s head). I tossed them all into the trash with a giggle.

I was so excited when the first Episode I merchandise hit shops, but interestingly the first items we found were on a clothing store. I bought a towel, boxers and the above Velcro wallet, and I still have all three today. The towel and boxers have been used many times over the years, but this wallet is still mint. Even in 1999 Velcro wallets were out of date!

These ‘Valentines’ from 2009 show how cynical marketing for this holiday has become. Every year the shops are full of these licensed things: tiny little cards (in this case lenticular) that kids are supposed to give to their classmates. They’re just empty trash, and I imagine most of them end up in garbage cans before the day is out. Keeping these for 14 years, as I did, made the trashing of them all the sweeter.

Speaking of licensed trash, the above candy Canes (which date to 2011 and expired in 2012) are the shallowest examples. The Star Wars link goes no further than the box and the plastic wrapping, and even for the $0.50 I paid 12 years ago I wasted my money. It’s also worth mentioning that in a weeks worth of items showcased on this blog, the above may best be worthy of the obvious question: “Why?

These ‘tazos’ are amongst the oldest Star Wars merchandise I own, being released in 1996 to promote the special editions. They are circular plastic cards about the size of poker chips with Star Wars scenes printed on the front. I have the entire set of 50 and I have no idea where I got them, since they were only available in England and were distributed in Walkers chips!

Adam mailed me this beer coaster almost 20 years ago. It’s not technically a Star Wars item, but it riffs on a famous line from Empire, although it (intentionally?) misquotes the film. I wonder if Adam remembers even sending this, or the note he wrote to describe it (which I still also own)?

I think the copy on the reverse is all that needs to be said: Chocolate Mpire rendered the Star Wars characters as the ‘engaging M&M’s brand characters’ and are ‘a distinctive addition to anyone’s collection’.

These are of course execrable, and certainly one of the very worst Star Wars items ever manufactured (yes, I include the Angry Birds Star Wars toys). I’ve got this one because I bought it for a song at clearance, and intended to gift it to Bernard. I never did, and now I’ll give it to the shop so they can do with it whatever they will. Let’s hope that includes a furnace!

Can you believe Rogue One was released seven years ago now? It’s a great film, but it had comparatively less merchandise than you would expect from a Star Wars movie. I still have the above (unopened) tissue box, which has beautiful art from the film on five of the six sides. This lives on a bookshelf, and will remain there for many years.

The above was mailed to our house by AOL in 2005, and were it not for the Star Wars connection it would have been instantly trashed like every previous AOL disc before it. But of course I kept it, and it’s so unusual and nicely printed it’ll be going back into the box to be forgotten about for another 18 years ๐Ÿ™‚

Truth is I could probably have shown 20 or even 30 quirky items here today, and that’s even without diving into the attic vaults. God knows what forgotten treasures are stored in a random box up there? Maybe one day I’ll have a look!

Star Wars Wednesday: Fast Food Items

July 19th, 2023

There have been a number of Star Wars promotions at fast food restaurants over the last 25 years, and today I’ll show off a few items I discovered while diving into my collection.

In 1999 the world when mad for Episode 1 merchandise, and here in the USA the license was shared between three restaurants. More than a decade ago I blogged the ‘pogs’ that were given out with meals and above we have the game card that showed which ones you needed to collect to win prizes. Of course, like all games of this type (Monopoly at McDonald’s is the most famous) they print only one of certain game pieces and often no-one wins at all!

In addition to the pog game, the restaurants also sold toys! You’re probably not surprised by now to learn that I kept seven of these unopened, and after 24 years it was time to see what was inside:

These are terrible toys, poorly detailed and painted. Each has a gimmick, but much like any happy meal toy (although these weren’t free) they’d keep a child busy for only moments. These were a blatant cash grab for overhyped fans, and I fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Fast forwarding to 2005, Burger King had an Episode III license and released toys in six different types. It seems I didn’t get many, and kept none sealed. It’s also possible I just tossed the ones I got and kept only those I liked, including this charismatic Jabba water squirter. Look closely at the list of toys and you’ll note an ‘extra 31st toy’ which reveals the mystery of Darth Vader! As it turns out, I have it:

And what’s the mystery? Here you go:

It turns out if you open up the Vader suit Nicholas Cage is waiting inside ๐Ÿ™‚

Now we move to 2008, when McDonald’s released a series of Clone Wars licensed toys (to promote the film). Above you can see my mint condition happy meal box, front and back!

I also have five unopened toys. I think fifteen years was enough time for them to age: let’s tear them open:

These are amongst the worst Star Wars toys I’ve ever seen, and McDonald’s should have been ashamed of themselves. But perhaps this was the start of the bubble-head era, that eventually cursed us with a zillion Funko toys?

If they had instead made stylized figures I think the line would have been better, but of course the toys always need a gimmick and here it was wheels under the ships or Chewies walker being wind-up. Of particular interest is the lightsaber on Asaaj’s ship, which seems to be lit via induction.

Let’s now move a few years forward to 2010, where once again McDonald’s is promoting The Clone Wars only now it’s the TV series. And what toy would they choose? Skateboards, since that’s what’s everything thinks of when they think Star Wars…

Once again I kept a number unopened, and once again it was time to open them:

While obviously an ill-matched license, the boards themselves are well made and (I imagine) fun for a child who likes to play finger-skateboard. For me though, the included temporary tattoo was more interesting.

Also in 2010 McDonald’s seems to have released small Star Wars ships in happy meals, but I don’t have any packaging for this promotion (and only the two toys).

And that’s it. There’s been loads of fast food promotions over the years, and far better toys/items than these shown here, and I don’t doubt next time McDonald’s or Burger King gets a Star Wars license I’ll be in line for a delicious burger and a frozen beverage!

Incidentally most of what I showed in todays post was discarded after I took the photos. I kept a few items, but I’ll leave it to you to guess which ones ๐Ÿ™‚

And once again – although obviously not Star Wars related – I’ll end with the above chip cup from Burger King in 2009. It’s absolutely mint condition unused, and I still thank the lass that didn’t bat an eyelid when I requested an extra cup and she gave me one!

Star Wars Tuesday: Food Packaging

July 18th, 2023

Star Wars has been used to promote food for decades now, and every now and then I’ve bought something and kept the packaging. Here’s what I found in storage:

The above is a box of Star Wars cereal released in 2016. This was released to promote The Force Awakens and in total there were eight different designs. It’s also one of my favourite pieces of Star Wars ephemera. I don’t recall eating any of the cereal.

General Mills released a lot of Star Wars branded boxes that year, and I have the two above as well. You can see these included a little ‘droid viewer’, but strangely I seem to have discarded those. These three are the only cereal boxes I own (I think…) which is just a drop in the bucket of the over 2000 Star Wars cereal boxes released worldwide since 1977!

The above is a true curiosity, since it’s a store brand item (Price Chopper is a local supermarket) that also happens to be Star Wars themed. I’m sure I threw away the gummies and kept the box, and I wonder how many Star Wars food box collectors worldwide would love to have this rare item in their collection?

Jelly Belly used this branded packaging in 2017 and they were available everywhere for a long time. I think there may have been other wrappers as well, but the above are all I have.

I don’t remember this Skittles promotion at all (from 2005) but obviously I bought at least one pack. ‘The Hunt For Grievous’ was obviously to raise hype for Episode III, which makes it stranger I don’t remember it since merchandise for that film seemed slim.

Around the same time – and as part of the awful ‘Star Wars Mpire’ cross-branded event – these M&Ms were released. I only have the above wrapper, but the back shows a Sith version was available as well. I used to enjoy M&Ms, but no longer like the taste of their chocolate.

And speaking of M&Ms, although it’s not Star Wars themed, here’s an Indiana Jones wrapper from 2008. This was of course to promote The Crystal Skull film, and I like the designs on the candies as well as the white variant.

Space Punch was a horrible drink – far too sweet for even my taste buds – and in 2018 the German company released a large variety of Star Wars themed cans and distributed them worldwide. Heavily marketed to collectors, people were trying to sell the ‘rare’ cans for silly money online. The above was the only one I ever saw/bought (in Oregon), and I’m happy it’s Artoo for reasons that will be clearer on Friday.

I’ve bought lots of other Star Wars foodstuffs over the years – including ice creams, waffles, cookies, candy and many other drinks – but I’m not one of those lunatics that keeps the packaging just because it has a Star Wars character on it. Most of the time, anyway ๐Ÿ˜‰