Vivid Again

June 18th, 2022

Did some more shopping and exploring the city:

Before taking a break for packing and eating ‘chicken for babies’ for lunch:

And then in the evening I went out to see the rest of Vivid:

That’s a tiny model; the umbrella was maybe an inch wide. It was part of a series of detailed models in boxes that all used light creatively.

Central Station was spectacular. It’s a massive building and the projection was extremely colourful and very crisp. It animated through various scenes and didn’t repeat in the several minutes I watched.

I also visited The Convergence, which was at the end of a dead-end street. There was a long line when I arrived and since it said the wait was 15 minutes I joined it and amused myself by watching the slow motion projection of a dancers feet that was on a nearby building.

But the 15 minute wait got longer and longer and it wasn’t until almost an hour later than I entered the installation, which was a long tunnel full of lasers and smoke.

It was mildly insane, and at times dazzling, but so full of people I had to get creative to take photos. At the very end the line turns but the tunnel cleverly seemed to continue into infinity:

It was like being in a mad hybrid of The Matrix and Frankie’s Relax music video and while not worth an hours wait was another of the best Vivid installations.

I think I ended up seeing at least 45 of the 47 official Vivid attractions, which means I got my moneys worth (it’s all free)! If I’m ever in Australia during Vivid again, I’ll absolutely make plans to be in Sydney because I think it was great 🙂

Vivid

June 17th, 2022

Returned to Sydney with Sue. I’ll head home in a few days but before then it was time to do more shopping and check out the majority of the Sydney Vivid festival.

We shopped around the Asian districts which get more impressive each time I visit. It feels like Chinatown, Koreatown and Japantown are a large chunk of Sydney now, and there’s lots of shops selling nifty stuff that I’ll need to take a second look in before I go. It’s a shame I’m not more adventurous with food, because the wealth of different restaurants is amazing (should I get a pork katsu tonight?)!

Vivid was amazing. There were light displays everywhere, including spotlights that lit up the clouds! The bridge and the opera house were obviously centerpieces, and they didn’t disappoint.

All around Circular Quay and The Rocks there were installations, ranging from small and cute (like fake walk signals displaying emojis) to massively impressive (like multistory buildings with animations projected onto them). The crowds were massive as well, but well controlled and always moving so it was easy to see and enjoy everything.

All the light shows were animated. The bridge cycled through many colors (and video was projected onto the supports) and the opera house saw a dazzling display of colours and faux 3D effects projected onto it. Virtually everywhere you looked there was something to see, and even the skyscrapers were lit up in a rainbow of colours.

You could go walk up to many of the installations (like this mega music visualizer cube) and most of them incorporated sound or music as well.

A couple made use of the harbour itself, like these ‘soap by bubbles’ or several ships going back and forth advertising the event.

We walked for several hours from the Opera House all the way to Darling Harbour and still probably didn’t see everything. I’ll probably go out again tonight to see the offerings down at Central Station.

By the way, although I’d never think it or even admit it, it’s possible all this activity (another near 30k steps yesterday) is catching up to me. As usual I’ll need a vacation to recover from this trip!

Tastes Like A Chocolate Milkshake

June 16th, 2022

Let’s try this mad creation:

Australia loves it’s honeycomb, and there’s several products available that include it. The most well known is probably Violet Crumble bars, but whoever thought of turning them into a drink?!?

I was apprehensive pouring it, since as a rule I don’t like drinking milk unless it’s strawberry flavoured. And let’s be honest: this doesn’t look great:

Fearing coffee or something equally nasty I took a slug. I immediately disliked it, although it tasted nothing like Violet Crumble and instead just tasted of chocolate. Mum was curious and had a glass herself…

Here’s her review: “Tasty but no Violet Crumble taste. It’s just a chocolate milkshake! I wouldn’t buy it again and I’ll score it 4/10.”

As for me, it’s a solid 0/10 since I despise chocolate milk, and I’ll also penalize it a further point (down to -1/10) for having not even a trace of honeycomb taste!

Mini-Golf Madness

June 15th, 2022

That’s a lookout overlooking Burwood Beach. It’s also a launching point from which maniacs jump off with hang gliders. Today Sue and I set out from here and walked down to the beach at Glenrock Lagoon. That’s at the horizon in the photo, closer than it seems in the panorama but still a good walk including some tricky drops and climbs.

It was a lovely walk, with beautiful weather and lots of birds. I chatted endlessly like a madman and Sue laughed at my jokes, which is also fun 🙂

After lunch (maccas of course) we went and played…

Mini golf!!! The (indoor) course was like nothing I’d ever seen in America, and every hole had a theme. Above is obviously The Simpsons, but there was also this pool table one where you launch the ball from a pinball machine:

And this Nintendo one that incorporated Tetris!

Sue claimed she was an amateur, but scored a hole-in-one on her very first ball and then effortlessly won 15 of the 18 holes! The final score of all holes was her 55 to my 77+, although 15 of hers and 30+ of mine were on the last (incredibly difficult) Game Of Thrones hole. My defeat was near absolute 🙂

Next time I’m in town our rematch will be bowling!

Ramen 18: Working Class Chicken

June 14th, 2022

It’s time for the last of the Southern Hemisphere chicken noodle reviews. Did my search of local supermarket shelves reveal a worthy product at last?

Suimin Noodles with Chicken (1440 kJ, 13.7 g fat, 1600 mg sodium)

Aside from my hyperbole and possible exaggeration, one common denominator in my reviews of the Australian chicken noodles is the taste (or lack thereof) descriptions. To my sensitive palate, many of these have tasted nearly identical, and that’s not a good thing.

Suimin joins the club: an earthy and dirty taste coupled with thick sticky noodles. It’s a hearty cup to be true, but not one I’d ever voluntarily eat: 0/10

Fantastic Gluten Free Chicken Noodles (671 kJ, <1 g fat, 856 mg sodium)

I’ll start by acknowledging that this product caters to a specific audience, and should be commended for it’s low fat and sodium. That said, this is another ‘Fantastic’ brand noodle product and the two I’ve already reviewed from them are amongst the worst I’ve ever tasted.

Let’s not flog a dead horse: ‘gluten free’ here essentially means ‘taste free’ which ironically makes this slightly better than the other Fantastic ones which tasted horrible. Still a woeful noodle: 1/10

Yoodles Brown Rice Chicken Noodles (1140 kJ, 3.4 g fat, 1260 mg sodium)

This one screamed ‘hipster’ and I was scared of it. As a result I left it for last, and when I opened it, saw the plastic-looking noodles and the bounteous flavor packets my dread increased. But I had to try it, so I did…

It was easy to prepare, but I chose to omit the ‘fat packet’ since adding oil or grease to these things turns my stomach. So strictly speaking I tried a modified version of the product. And it was fantastic! By a very wide margin this is the best chicken noodle I’ve tried here in Oz! Delicious noodles that resemble spaghetti coupled with a subtle but chickeny taste meant I ate the whole thing even though I wasn’t even hungry. If I lived in Australia, I’d fill my cupboards with these: 8/10

Over the past two years I’ve reviewed a total of 48 plain chicken noodle products. In doing this I’ve tasted good and bad and even found one so great I eat it almost daily! I’m not aware of any other products I’ve yet to try, so maybe – finally – it’s time for this series to go on a hiatus for a while…