The State Fair

A couple of weekends ago we went, with J & J, to the New York State Fair. A fun time was had by all, as we ate fair food, looked at the (farm) animals on exhibit, strolled the pavilion of hucksters peddling “as seen on TV” goods, and visited the midway.

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I love these rides. They make me remember the glorious Newcastle Show, an event I perhaps looked forward to more than Christmas or my birthday as a young child. Now, twenty or more years later, it’s strangely reassuring to see the same rides in use half a planet and half a life away. I was particularly struck by The Zipper (the scariest thing I’ve ever ridden), although none of the photos I took were good enough for here.

The ride above left was absolutely beautiful, doubly so for the fact it is portable. The rabbit above right was beautiful in his/her own way 🙂

Anyway, I was very much intrigued by the creepy sideshow ‘exhibits’, some of which can be seen here:

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So much mystery and wonder! So many fantastic (some may say unbelievable) claims. Whatever could be inside? For the reasonable price of a single dollar anyone can find out. And in the case of the ‘spider girl’ (lower left photo), I did.

I handed over my $1, and stepped the five or six steps inside the tent until I could see around the obstacle. It was then I beheld…well, I beheld an extremely convincing and impressive example of what I know know is an ancient sideshow illusion called ‘Spidora’. It was a girl’s head on a spider’s body, suspended on a web above a staircase. The girl (who, I may add, was extremely ugly) taunted the audience and simultaneously implored us to free her, claiming she was a slave in a freakshow. The illusion was (obviously) done with mirrors, but as I said it was very good and the girl was skilled at making us feel uncomfortable and therefore prompting people to leave before excess examination ruined the illusion. It was $1 well spent, in my opinion (and in retrospect I wish I’d gone into every sideshow exhibit).

I was quite taken by the art on most exhibits and rides, and one name – Takeshi Yamada – was seen on many of these masterpieces. It turns out he’s quite famous in the industry, and in a strange twist you can read about him and his work on the very Spider Girl I went into on this site.

I’ll end with a cute shot of a yawning bird…

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…and a (priceless) shot of a sheep wearing a cloth helm!

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When Warcraft Meets Math Nerd

So I /combatlogged the King Gordok fight just now…

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…to explain, JBF and I are playing WoW again, and this morning did the west and north sides of Dire Maul. The run was fun since my memory was hazy of west and almost nonexistent of north, so it was a bit like unexplored territory. Furthermore Foosrazzle (JBF’s character) recently respecced to Retribution, which means he does much more dps, so things die faster 🙂

Anyway I used the command /combatlog to dump the entire log of the final battle against King Gordok. After we finished I (hastily) loaded it up in Excel and did a bit of analysis:

Foosrazzle
Total time in combat: 14 seconds
Total damage dealt: 5683
Damage Per Second (dps): 406
Largest single attack: 1218 (critical melee swing)

Momomo
Total time in combat: 12 seconds
Total damage dealt: 25123 (includes 4305 water elemental damage)
Damage Per Second (dps): 2094
Largest single attack: 4025 (frostbolt crit)

So, were I the sort inclined to enjoy analyzing such things, I may make a few conclusions from these results. Firstly, Foosrazzle never once used Crusader Strike. This means he missed the chance to twice (it’s on a 6 second cooldown) deal an additional ~600 damage to the King, raising his effective dps by about 20%. Furthermore, had he used crusader strike immediately, he may have gotten it off *three* times (at 0 seconds, 6 seconds and 12 seconds) raising his dps by over 30%!

Even better, if this had happened then it would have almost certainly meant the 3800 damage killing blow delivered by Momomo – which actually overkilled King Gordok by some 2800 hp, would never have occured. This means Momo’s effective dps may have lowered by as much as 4%. Or, to put it in perspective, Foos’s percentage of total dps would have risen by about 1.3%

The message is clear: Foos, use Crusader Strike!

Seriously though, doing this was kind of addicting and I’m sure I’ll be /combatlogging again in the future. If only to plan how the two of us will tackle such things as duo Onyxia, ZG and possibly some early MC bosses!

And Foos – just keep playing however you like 🙂

Finally!

So I was fishing in Terrokar just now…

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And I fished up Mr Pinchy.

My joy was dullened somewhat by my first wish being this…now I have to wait two days to wish again 🙂

I so want the pet!