Most Abandoned Website?

Check out this website I found! It hasn’t been updated in over SEVEN YEARS!

Every single animal mentioned on the site (with the possible exception of the parrot, who they never owned anyway) is dead!

See that teacher pictured in the top left? He retired years ago!

The HTML and design is so bad. The font is almost illegible!

I wonder who the fool that designed this is?

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Could this be true?

So I was just playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl on Wii (a magnificent game, incidentally), specifically an included 30 second demo of the original Donkey Kong, and I had a weird thought-memory.

I think, once, perhaps, I was able to play Donkey Kong (or at least one level) by ear!?! (Yes, I mean beat the level with my eyes closed)

Is this true? Can anyone remember? Bernard? Adam? Matthew? Please comment if you can remember me ever doing this, because I strongly suspect at some point I may have been able.