LEGO Rollercoaster

December 11th, 2021

I got this for Christmas last year, and I wanted to build it before this Christmas. So I did!

It wasn’t a difficult build, but it was very time consuming. Much of the build was the framework to support the track, and it’s very strong, with the white cylindrical pillars reinforced with axle pieces. Breaking this thing down is going to be a significant challenge.

Even in the early stages, it was clear this was going to be a big kit once finished. For some reason the photos on the box didn’t suggest it was overly large, but as you can see here it scaled up quickly!

The coaster is built in two halves, and the above photo shows it at approximately the halfway point. I’d estimate this was about 6 hours of work at this point.

The second half took longer since it also included most of the mechanics and the kiosks such as the ticket booth. By the time I got to the above step, where I had to connect 203 tiny track pieces (for the winch system to lift the car) my fingers were in agony ๐Ÿ™‚

The final kit is enormous, and can’t realistically be displayed in this house. After my trip I’ll have to separate it and store it away. But it’s an extraordinary piece of engineering, because it actually works! The coaster includes a hand-wound winch system that raises the car to the top, and when the car is released it traverses the entire track at an unexpected speed!

I’m particularly impressed with the carriage design, since it’s very flexible and also grabs the track like a real car. I imagine a lot of analysis went into working out the friction involved so it could navigate the track.

And of course this is still a LEGO kit, and part of an increasing series of amusement park rides. As such it is minifig scale, and includes a wonderfully designed ticket booth, drink vendor and even post-ride photo station. All of this fills the space at ground level and – for kids – would give this great play level.

I can only imagine if kits like this existed when I was a kid. I would have sent my LEGO spacemen and knight figures around this coaster all day long ๐Ÿ™‚

2021 In Games

December 2nd, 2021

Time once again for the annual review of my game-buying. It still remains one of my biggest hobbies, and probably as a result of so much time spent at home I spent more time gaming in 2021 than in previous years. It was an interesting year though, since more than ever before my gaming was concentrated on only one system…

In total I purchased 41 games in 2021, for a measly 4 systems. This continues the trend of recent years, and is a tie with 2017 for lowest purchases since 1994! However when you look at the data you’ll see something interesting:

Yes, 38 of the 41 purchases were for Switch! The reason is that our PS4 broke several months into the year and we’ve been unable to replace it, hence the Switch has become the only current system we own. The other three (Intellivision, NES and PS4) saw only one game purchased each this past year. An interesting tidbit from my records show that I didn’t buy any games in January or February, which I believe is the longest break without a game purchase (December 10 until March 3) since I started keeping records in 1993!

Here’s the cost breakdown:

97% of spending this year was on Switch games, since the Intellivision game was only $4 and the PS4/NES games under $20 each. The most I spent on any single game was $59.99, and the average price of about $37 is the largest since 1999! In fact the total I spent on Switch games in 2021 – about $1460 – is the most I’ve ever spent on games for any one system in a single year (by a decent margin; the second highest was $1158 spend on Nintendo DS games in 2009)!

So the year’s playing was a bit of PS4 and lots of Switch. This was not by choice: we wanted to replace the PS4, possibly with a PS5, but as you may know they’re basically unavailable. PS4’s are discontinued and in over 7 months of looking I have yet to see a PS5 for sale. Maybe we’ll get one in 2022?

I also made another sale in 2021, selling about 250 more games (mostly PS1 and PS2), thus reducing my collection to about 1300 remaining games, from a maximum just shy of 2000 a few years ago. I don’t regret either of the two big sales I’ve made, and it’s likely I’ll do more in the future.

As with previous years I’ll focus on my three favourites of 2021, although I’ll preface by saying this was quite a challenge due to me playing a lot of truly wonderful games this past year…

Nioh 2 (PS4)

I bought this sequel late in 2020, and was playing it avidly around the time I wrote the 2020 in review post. It’s more of the same of my best game of 2019, only bigger, better and more difficult. This is a sublime evolution of the soulslike genre, with dashes of Diablo 2 (itemization) and Monster Hunter (quest based) thrown in for good reason. Detractors said it was too difficult, but for me this was a nearly perfect game, and between the original content and the three DLC packages I played it well into March until my savegame exceeded 350 hours. If you like an extremely rewarding challenge, give this one a go!

Monster Hunter Rise (Switch)

Speaking of Monster Hunter, another year saw another installment. We were all wondering how they would follow up MH World but I don’t think any of us expected an open-world Switch installment, and we absolutely didn’t expect one in which they actually iterated upon (and improved) the systems introduced in World. Rise was a success on so many levels, but foremost was that it’s just amazingly fun to play. The graphics are lovely, the game loop satisfying and the controls spot on, but the real reason I played this like a man possessed was simply because it was loads of fun beating up the monsters! I can’t wait for the expansion next year…

Hades (Switch)

This is an isometric story-based roguelike with perfect controls, beautiful graphics and an incredible amount of depth. I predict we’ll see this one on many game-of-the-year lists and rightly so: it’s a wonderful game that offers something to players of every level but gets really, really good as you learn to master it’s many systems. I became lunatically addicted to this when it came out and had to put it aside since I was playing too much, and just yesterday I started it up once again and found the lure is still there…

As I said it was a year of great games, and honorable mentions go to Metroid Dread, Monster Hunter Stories 2 and Bravely Default 2. In addition I replayed quite a few games this year –ย Diablo 2 Resurrected alone saw me spend >200 hours on it! – and Slay The Spire (from 2020) remains dangerously addictive. I also bought a lot of rereleases (on Switch) of older games that I’ve yet to sink much time into but intend to.

And I can’t end without mentioning I passed 3000 consecutive days of Puzzle And Dragons logins. Not only is it the game I have played longest in my life, but it’s almost certain no other game will ever challenge it for that title…

What will 2022 bring? Flashy new graphics on a PS5, or another year of (for me) Switch dominance? Come back in a year to find out ๐Ÿ™‚

$1 Microwave Cheeseburger Review

November 27th, 2021

Star Wars Man

November 22nd, 2021

I used to buy loads of Star Wars figures then stopped for well over a decade. The last few years though, my eye has occasionally been caught by a random figure. Here’s every one I’ve bought in the last 3 years:

For some reason, I have always associated Gamorrean Guards (and Bib Fortuna) with my brother! I’m not saying I think they look alike, but when we were kids he got certain figures and I got others, and I think it’s possible that he got the guard in those days! These are of course the big pig dudes at Jabba’s palace from Jedi, and have always been a striking alien design.

This is a fantastic figure; quite possibly one of the very best Hasbro has made. It was not widely distributed either, and I think I got lucky finding one. I’ve got nothing but praise for this one.

This guy was discounted at a local grocery store, and if you’re wondering who Quay Tolsite is then join the club! I knew he was in (the film) Solo, but had to look him up to find he was a Pyke (his alien species) who ran the Kessel spice mines. That’s pretty much all that’s ‘known’ about him, which means he’s such a z-rank Star Wars character that even the expanded universe has ignored him ๐Ÿ™‚

This is a good figure of a visually interesting character, but I wouldn’t have bought it if it wasn’t discounted. Like the film, most people could care less this guy exists!

Ewok figures – when we were kids – were very exotic! They were humanoid, but short and fat and their silhouettes were quite different from most of the range. I liked them but only ever had one since most of them came out at the very end of the original line and were poorly distributed (especially in Oz).

I bought Paploo here because he wasn’t another Darth Vader or Rey or Luke! It’s a decent figure with surprising articulation (says the dude who won’t open it!) although the paint could be better. But… it’s still just a slightly above average figure of a forgettable character, which once again raises the question of why they bothered making it!

IG-11 was the assassin droid with an amazing role in the first two episodes of The Mandalorian. This guy in no small way helped sell the show at least as much as Din Djarin himself, at least until Grogu showed up.

As a kid I loved my IG-88 figure and droid figures in general, and this one was a no-brainer buy when I saw it for sale yesterday. It’s a fantastically designed and painted figure especially for it’s small size. I almost wish I could open it…

Ah good old Sheev Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, aka The Emperor. This was the dude that almost every single Star Wars film is actually about: he was behind the scenes in every film, pulling the strings of just about everyone. I’m a big fan of the character, and think some of the best scenes in the entire Star Wars series feature him.

This is a magnificent Emperor figure, showing him in the middle of his ‘zappy zap’ lightning attack against Luke in Jedi. He even comes with replaceable hands with lightning blasting from them! The face sculpt is amazing (his face is only about 6 mm high) and the paint application equally impressive. The only thing that could have made this better was if they made it an ascendant emperor version (from his fight against Reylo in Skywalker). Of the five figures here, this is probably my favourite.

I’ll end this with a wish. As I said I like droid figures, and there’s a few particular aliens that always catch my eye. But if Kenner makes a Jedi Luke in his black outfit from RoTJ with as good a face sculpt as Sheev here I’ll buy it as fast as that final scene in the last season of The Mandalorian brought a tear to my eye ๐Ÿ˜‰

Ramen 11: When Will It End?!

November 18th, 2021

I’ve already reviewed 27 different chicken ramen here on this blog, so why stop now!

Mi Lau Thai (Chicken Flavor) (380 Calories, 15 g fat, 2240 mg sodium)

The extreme amount of sodium gave even me (a famous salt-eater) pause but naturally I had to try this. It contained as astonishing five flavor packets, including one which was some sort of impossibly fine (weaponized?) dust that puffed smoke when opened! Cooking it was normal, but the first taste was of ash and I was about to take a second mouthful when the heat hit me. This was hot! Very hot! Dare I say, this was volcanically hot. One bite almost did me in, and the lingering smell in the kitchen (no doubt that spice dust that had filled the airways) reminded me of this torture all afternoon. For me, an unquestionable 0/10.

Cup Noodle (Chicken Flavor) (290 Calories, 11 g fat, 1070 mg sodium)

It’s remarkable that it has taken me so many installments to finally get to the granddaddy – the progenitor – of all cup noodle ramen! The simple reason is that the standard chicken flavor Cup Noodle isn’t easily found in my local shops, and I actually bought this one back when we were in NYC. Given that this is the model all other ramen is based on, it was a breeze to cook and the taste was perfectly acceptable. In fact I daresay it’s one of the best, but in a world with Gefen I’ll not lament my inability to find this one easily. That said, this is a fine chicken ramen and an easy 8/10.

Mini Tokyo Noodle (Chicken Flavor) (130 Calories, 4 g fat, 790 mg sodium)

Isn’t this cute! A tiny ramen brick, with flavor infused into it. The bag photo actually shows 4 servings, and the single bricks are small enough for a coffee mug. You just pour boiling water over, wait a few minutes, and enjoy your mini ramen meal! At least that would be the idea, but since it has no taste at all and the noodles have the texture of elastic bands this one went down the karzy quick smart! I wouldn’t even throw this garbage out the window for the birds! Score: -1/10

Stay tuned for installment #12, which may feature regional dishes