My Eye

June 22nd, 2021

Almost exactly a year ago, when I was getting ready for bed, I walked down our darkened hallway and saw a dramatic flash of light to my left. It was very brief but also very bright, and resembled the strobing effect from a phone when you have the ringer set to the flash.

It happened several times over a half hour or so and was very alarming. A quick google search showed this wasn’t something to ignore so we headed to the ER. It was about midnight.

They did some tests to rule out unlikely causes (which included a stroke) and did an ultrasound on my eye to rule out foreign objects and more extreme causes. Since there was no critical danger they referred me to a specialist, who I went and saw the next day.

It was then I found that the flashes were an aging effect, due to the vitreous gel in my eye changing into a liquid state (as it does as we age) and pulling on the retina in the process. While flashes themselves are normal and not a sign of great concern, the sudden appearance and frequency of the flashes I was having was an early warning sign that my retina may have been tearing. The doctor told me what to watch for, and sent me home.

Less than a week later, my retina tore. I was watching TV and suddenly with no warning an ‘explosion’ of black smoke seemed to fill my left eye. This was blood that had been released when the retina tore. I called the doctor, and he told me to come in the next morning.

The top side of my left retina had torn off the back of my eye, and I needed laser surgery to ‘staple’ the retina down to prevent further damage. The surgery was scheduled for later that same day, and while brief was exquisitely painful since the location of my damage coincided with a nerve. The procedure was a success, and after many follow ups over the next few weeks I was given a clean bill of eye health.

The thing is, things were hardly back to normal. The blood in my eye – as well as microscopic pieces of retina that had torn off – caused me to have floaters clouding my vision for many months. I also had regular eye pain and blurriness. I was unable to focus for long periods on close objects (like a handheld gaming system) and I developed an intense light sensitivity in that eye. It was an ongoing struggle, especially using a computer. Not an ideal situation when I was teaching 375 students in an online-only course.

A year later, most of these symptoms have happily passed, but some (occasional blurriness, light sensitivity) remain.

What I didn’t know was that the retinal damage changed the prescription in my eye quite a lot. I didn’t go to the optometrist until a couple of weeks ago (due to covid, and the assumption vision issues were not prescription related) and by then my brain had accommodated what had become an incorrect prescription. The optometrist told me the change in my left eye was ‘many years worth’ compared to my right eye, and now my new glasses are taking much longer to get used to as my brain struggles to recalibrate the left eye.

I’m very aware that this past year I’ve often used my eye as an excuse. But the pain and discomfort was often difficult to deal with, and I can assure you that one thing we take for granted – our vision – is almost impossible to ignore when it goes wrong. Things have definitely improved in my eye over the past year, but I’m not back to ‘normal’ yet and to be honest am not quite sure I ever will be.

The moral of this story: don’t age! And if you do, don’t ignore sudden flashes in your vision!

Let’s Trade Cards (Part 3)!

June 13th, 2021

It’s been a while, but it’s time for some more random packs of trading cards!

These Pocohontas cards (1995), obviously based on the Disney film, are somewhat bland, mostly due to the somewhat ugly style of the animation. The set contains a selection of impressive chase cards such as etched foils and lenticulars, but the only unusual card in my pack was a standee. This set was overproduced and whole boxes of them can be found for only a few dollars.

Occasionally you open an pack from decades ago and find that all the cards have stuck together, like in this pack of Power Rangers cards (1994). This is due to the inks becoming slightly adhesive over time, and essentially ruins the cards (you can see the damage on the creature card at the lower left). This is a by-the-numbers series with unremarkable but flashy ‘rainbow’ chase cards in every pack.

Desert Storm (1991) is a somewhat infamous series all about the first Gulf War. Several companies made card sets based on this topic, but Pro Set packs were most common. The cards are packed with info but it’s a massive set (300+ cards) that would have benefited from judicious editing. Entire boxes of this set are common as dirt and can be bought for as little as $2 (for dozens of packs) so the cards are basically worthless.

Now these are nice! Released in 1993, these San Diego Zoo cards feature lovely photos of animals with information on the back. They’re well made and would have been a nice set for younger collectors. The set had a few extremely rare (1 in 40 packs or fewer) hologram chase cards and a single (even rarer) ‘tekchrome’ card.

This is a weirdly ugly Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy set from 1994 is based on the book (not the TV show) and features bland original art that misses much more than it hits. I struggle to imagine the market for this series, which was released during the heyday of speculation and market saturation. As usual the hologram chase cards were too rare (one per box or so) and based on images I saw online weren’t much prettier than the basic cards.

Webkinz are stuffed animals that come with codes usable on an online site to ‘play’ with the toys online. In the mid 2000s four trading card sets were released, and as you can see they’re execrable. The are technically playable as a TCG though, so maybe I should buy a box and bring it to Oz so Adam and I can have a Webkinz tournament next time I visit?

After this bounty of dazzling packs you may think things couldn’t get any better… stay tuned 🙂

Lake George 2

June 12th, 2021

As we seem to do once-a-year, we drove up to Lake George today. Our goal: play some mini golf!

The course is called Goony Golf and is as tacky as they get. But it’s fun (as mini golf always is) and the day was lovely.

We’re not that good at this, and rarely were able to make par! But somehow we each got at least one hole-in-one and Kristin even got two!

Of course we both also managed to get three and four over par on a few holes, and when all was said and done I ended up with an impressive eight over par and kls a bit more than that 🙂

We then drove into the village and walked around a bit. It was a bit unusual to see almost no-one wearing masks and to be honest felt like the pandemic had ended (it hasn’t)!

It was lovely to enjoy the sun and the lake and gyros for lunch. And I even found time to spend some money and win some tickets in an arcade 🙂

It was a good day!

Ramen 7: Reboot!

June 7th, 2021

The long-awaited day has arrived: I found more chicken ramen! A lot more in fact, so the series will now resume. Let’s go…

Tradition Noodles Soup Chicken Flavor (290 Calories, 6 g fat, 960 mg sodium)

This is a kosher product which has artificial taste. My hopes were high since the king of all chicken ramen (Gefen) is similar, but when I opened the cup I was surprised to see no flavor packet. It was just noodles, with perhaps the slightest trace of flavoring dried onto them.

I followed the instructions and it cooked well, but there was just no taste. It was just hot water with flavorless noodles in it. The definition of empty calories. Was mine a defect? Who knows, but I didn’t eat it and based on what I did try this is an easy 0/10.

Tradition Ramen Noodle Soup Chicken Flavor (360 Calories, 16 g fat, 1540 mg sodium)

Let’s try the brick version of the same product. Compared to other bricks this seemed to have a lot of calories/fat/sodium so the taste potential was high. Given the seeming absence of flavor in the cup I was surprised by the size of the flavor pack in this, which was about twice as big as in other bricks.

They noodles cooked well and everything seemed good until I opened and added the flavor. It smelled absolutely awful. Our entire kitchen was filled with a vile smell like rotting vegetables and it took quite a bit of fortitude for me to actually try the finished product.

Surprise surprise, it was dire. It tasted as bad as it smelled: more like dirt than chicken. It’s hard to understand how this is even marketed as a chicken product, or who would enjoy this. One bite was more than enough for me! Since it was worse than the cup I have to give -5/10

Gefen Noodle Soup Hearty Chicken Flavor (300 Calories, 13 g fat, 1200 mg sodium)

I have more products by Tradition, but after the two above they will have to wait. It was time to try the alternate flavor of Gefen that recently appeared in stores.

‘Hearty chicken’ it says, but the nutritional info is identical to their plain chicken flavor, and aside from the nifty purple packaging everything about it looks the same, including the contents.

I eagerly cooked it, waiting to see how hearty it was compared to the other. I even used the included fork for the full experience! One taste was all I needed: this is exactly the same as the ‘normal’ chicken Gefen cup!

But that’s hardly a critique, since a Gefen chicken cup is the King of Ramen. This therefore is the king in another gown, just as regal, and just as delicious. Without a doubt, this is another 10/10!

Next installment you can look forward to some more unusual (but still plain chicken) products, as this taster ventures into culinary areas he may have never visited before. Stay tuned…

Waterfall and Crackers!

June 5th, 2021

Today we drove two hours south to Pennsylvania. Our first stop was Raymondskill Falls, a few minutes south of the town of Milford (which itself is about 10 minutes across the border).

Although we arrived early, it was already popular and one of the two car parks was full. We found a spot in the second and started the brief walk through the woods to the falls. The trail was labeled with this scary sign:

Luckily no bears were to be seen 🙂

Mysteriously (considering the full car parks) the path and falls were almost devoid of people and we had the viewing platforms to ourselves. It’s a beautiful waterfall, and has several stages that drops about 40 meters in total.

Here’s a panorama that attempts to show the two distinct main falls, but there are more both above the right one and below the left.

It was lovely, and absolutely worth the visit.

That said, our true reason for the drive was more fireworks! They’re legal year-round in Pennsylvania and there were three stores very close to the border. We visited all of them.

As with previous visits, we were dazzled by the selection. All the stores sell fireworks to professionals as well, so you could buy all sorts of items including launching platforms and even equipment to control remote launching systems. You could even get the required licenses in one shop! (Of course we couldn’t do this, since the laws in our state are different.)

Fireworks can be extremely expensive, especially for items you quite literally set on fire. The most expensive single-fuse item I saw today was this:

It’s an amazing firework (search on YouTube to see one being let off) but $375 gets you a firework that lasts for 41 seconds after you light the fuse 🙂

The priciest item I saw was this:

It’s a box of 120 mortars that requires a launching system (and license) to fire off. Basically it’s a near-professional show in a box! For only $700 🙂

The shops were very busy, and we saw people filling shopping carts with all sorts of items, and I’m sure they were spending hundreds or even thousands. Two young guys behind us in line had five 180-shot launchers in their cart, as well as loads of other stuff, and were talking about going back first thing tomorrow morning to buy a 660-shot launcher that had sold out today!

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On the other hand, items like those above are incredibly cheap. That ‘Saturn rocket’ with 100 shots is under $10, and those 144 bottle rockets were only $5! I bought none of these, since I don’t like firing off noisy, high-flying rockets.

The most unusual items we saw were the first officially licensed fireworks:

I’m sure The King would be proud!

While we avoided anything with ”high flying’ or ‘loud report’ in the description we still managed to spend about $200 today on a large variety of different items (including the ‘Dark Soul’ shown earlier).

July 4 will be fun this year 🙂