Another Year Older

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I’m 42 today, which makes me 54% dead according to my statistical life expectancy. With so, so much left to do, I better get started!

At the very least I should write that book…

6 comments Another Year Older

Bernard says:

Happy 21st anniversary of your 21st birthday!

alma says:

Robert if you write a book, I am sure it will be a best seller. Hurry up though as time is marching on. We hope your special day was great.

Robert says:

If I write a book it’s going to be about a recluse god who is forced between perpetuating a sham or resetting creation to avoid persecutors. He’ll be addicted to games and friends only with ghosts. One of his spells is called ‘Crack The Sky’ and when cast a tear appears in the firmament giving those watching a glimpse of the unimaginable void beyond (and the things that live there). There’s also a blind archer goddess and a one-armed martial artist, both avatars of the aforementioned main character who are ‘activated’ to fight the ‘world grazers’ that come out of ‘soul cauldrons’.

None of the above is untrue or an exaggeration, and yes, it’ll be a best seller!

alma says:

Begin now and dedicate it to us. We will get all our friends to buy it. What are you waiting for?

Bernard says:

I will read that book, watch the movie trilogy, collect the action figures and play the Lego game tie-in!

Robert says:

I forgot to mention that one of the fights takes place between a leviathan and a swordsman who can walk (and battle) on water. It’s out on the middle of the ocean and the beast swims under him and bursts through the waves as he runs around on their crests trying to strike it as it twines around him.

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