Category: Tech

Here Comes The Crane Again

It was time once again to remove from my shelf a new Lego Technic set. As with all the others I have build in recent years, I’m going to call this set – officially known as a ‘Motorized Excavator’ – another crane:

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I bought this oodles ago and I’m going to pretend to forget how shockingly expensive it was. Last birthday I got (yet!) another ‘crane’ set so there were two on my shelf for a while. I knew this guy would take time and attention to build, so earlier this summer I cracked him open. Here’s what was in the box:

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Er, that’s not actually everything. That’s what was left after I’d removed 75% of the pieces and the three lengthy instruction manuals ๐Ÿ™‚

This kit was a challenging build. In fact it was probably the most complex Technic kit I have ever made, close to the Death Star in terms of frustration. I built it in many phases across several weeks, and one step in particular required two people. KLS helped me then, although not without cursing and teeth-gnashing, and I can’t imagine how it would have been possible to attach the arm to the chassis without at least three hands.

Some under construction shots:

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They are the four separate electric motors that power the excavator. Note the required crossing of the wire order. Eventually the above would be connected to the battery pack, which contained IR sensors so the device can be controlled wirelessly.

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A very small portion of the incredibly complex gearing that the excavator uses. Four motors each have a separate degree of freedom (as you’ll see in the video) but – amazingly – some of these share gearing. As I was building this many times I wondered how anyone devised this mechanism in the first place, much less in a way it could be built via Lego.

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At the time of the above photo, I had spent maybe a half-dozen hours on the kit over a few weeks. I’d say this was about half done at this point.

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The finished kit. It is very large (about 60 cm long and 50 cm high in the position shown above) and quite heavy. You can see the battery pack in the back of the cab. Not shown are the two separate remotes. All told the device requires 10 batteries (6 AA and 4 AAA) to work, and unlike some other kits I have there is no manual override to allow for non-powered use.

Here is a video demonstrating the various functions controlled by the motors:

As you may have noticed I made an error switching between remotes manually. I didn’t realize how complete the remote control is!

This was a challenging but very entertaining kit to build, and I was surprised it all worked first go since some of the gearing seemed extremely tight when I was building it. Given the size and complexity, it’s hard to believe Lego will ever top the scale of this kit ๐Ÿ™‚

Twenty Things We Saw At Another Fair

After the fair last week, one of KLS’s workmates suggest we visit another fair, about 90 minutes south of here. Everything about it was supposed to be bigger and better than Altamont, including the rides.

We had to go!

So go we did, to the Duchess County Fair in Rhinebeck, NY. We got there shortly after it opened and stayed for more than six hours. Quite simply, this fair had more to see than could ever be seen and more to do than could ever be done.

We tried though, and here is some of what we saw:

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1) County fairs celebrate agriculture and farming, so is it a surprise to see something like the above? What about…

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2) The JCB ‘dancing diggers’ performance. Such hydraulic power! Such structural integrity! I have never seen such a beautiful performance of choreographed excavators before!

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3) We saw a robot named Oscar…

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4) And an old master painting a masterpiece onto a mirror!

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5) The food selections were mind boggling. KLS had a crab cake platter, and I…

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6) had a lamb gyro. I was planning on getting a corn dog later but… I’ll get to that…

Lets talk about the animals! There were a bazillion of them there, representing countless different species, for example:

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7) Porkers…

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8) A tiny horse…

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9) An evil giant bird…

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10) An insane, metal-eating armor-clad sheep…

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11) A lazy bugger…

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666) And Satan!

We also saw camels, long-jumping hounds, rabbits, fowl, monkeys and even two coatimundi!

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13) Here we see KLS next to the prize-winning Christmas tree. Every type of plant you could imagine was being shown and judged including…

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14) A room full of flowers!

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15) That’s the prize-winning Dahlia. Can you grow them this well?

16) Speaking of prize-winning, here’s a remarkable piece of art we assume is The Greatest American Hero:

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And of course, we saw the rides! Unlike Altamont, rides were not included in the entry price and cost about $5 each. There were dozens of them in all shapes and sizes, three of which I was very interested in riding. They were:

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17) ‘The Claw’, a contraption with so many axis of rotation it may outdo The Zipper! Looking at it, I knew it would ruin me ๐Ÿ™

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18) The ‘Sky Diver’, a sort of leveled-up Ferris Wheel in which you’d spend half your time upside down!

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19) The ‘Fire Ball’, known to aficionados like myself as the ‘Superlooper’. I hadn’t ridden one in 30 years and even though I feared it would ruin me the pull of nostalgia was strong. I sat KLS on a shady seat, shuffled off and before I could change my mind purchased a ticket from a grizzled felon, hopped on the ride and buckled myself into the front seat. Here’s what I looked like immediately afterwards:

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20) Yes my friends, I was ruined. Even now, almost a day later I can remember the dizziness. I curse the god that makes me sick on all these wonderful rides I love :< After, I noted that I was significantly older than almost every person riding any ride. Have I outgrown these things? I hope not. Post-fireball illness aside, the fair was spectacular. We will certainly be back next year :)

Oz Slang

Occasionally SFL asks me about Australian slang, and it occurred to me I’d never done a post about the slang of my home country. I’ll remedy that today with a few specific terms from my youth ๐Ÿ™‚

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“havin’ a go” – to play an arcade or video game

“I was havin’ a go of Robotron when I realized I’d spent me maccas cash!”

I still use this one today, and only the other day KLS confirmed it was a piece of my vernacular she’d never heard anyone else use (as opposed to ‘playing’). When I was a kid, we didn’t play video games, we had a go at them!

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“doubles” – playing a video game multiplayer

“I was havin’ a go at Forgotten Worlds when some hoon joined in and started playing doubles with me!”

Not sure if this one is used any more by anyone but me. I suppose the term ‘multiplayer’ has supplanted it completely.

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“clocked” – played a game to or beyond the end

“Yeah mate, I clocked Slap Fight on one man and just walked away!”

In the very old days, most games had 5 or 6 digit scores, so any score above 99990 or 999990 would reset to 0 and continue. This became known as ‘clocking the game’ in Australia (‘roll over’ in the USA) and in time the term also applied to playing games past the end or simply beating the game itself. For instance, when you beat the final boss in the game Slap Fight (shown above) the game would just return to the start and you would play on. Since I was able to beat the game without ever dying, this means in theory I could have played forever!

It was also a badge of pride. There was no better reply to a question like “Have you played Sanxion?” than “Clocked it.”

I very much doubt ‘clocking’ is used any more by the younger generations. I think ‘beating’ or ‘finishing’ has replaced it.

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“triple flapper” – using the middle three fingers of your hand to achieve hitherto-unseen rates of button pushing

“He was showing off by using the triple flapper so I destroyed him with my juicy juice bottle!”

The games Track and Field and its sequel, Hyper Olympics required very fast button presses to achieve good scores. Simply pushing the button over and over again using one finger was passable, but ultimately not as successful and using the ‘triple flapper’ technique where the index, middle and fourth fingers were drummed successively onto the button. It took some practice, but if mastered could increase your button pushes by a magnitude of 2 or 3. I mastered it, and frequently amazed neophyte Hyper Olympians with long jumps or javelin throws they had never even dreamed of!

I’m not sure where this term originated, but it was widely used amongst my group of friends. A few of us even resurrected the term in the days of Street Fighter II to describe M Bison’s distinctive scissor kick (since his feet looked like fingers doing the triple flapper).

As an aside, the triple flapper was itself obsoleted by the use of a prop that existed solely to get better Track and Field scores! I speak of the Juicy Juice bottle. Some enterprising arcade wizard discovered you could cut the neck off a bottle, insert two fingers, and swipe it left and right across the button achieving near supernatural scores. I made one myself, and even modified it using some clever cuts and tape, and famously (?) was once ejected from an indoor cricket center by the owner when she saw me using it to ‘cheat’ at Track and Field ๐Ÿ™‚

Video games were serious business in those days!

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I’m sure I’m forgetting some. Adam and Bernard, remember any others?