2024 In Games (Part 2)

December 10th, 2024

Once again I kept track of all the games I played this year, and here they all are. Virtually every one was on the Switch, and for those I played more than a single session, the duration played is listed after my comments.

Etrian Odyssey 1 (HD Remaster): I’ve beaten this game thrice before (on DS and 3DS) and had fun replaying this remake on easiest difficulty. Interesting to see how simple the systems were for this first game in an iconic series. (13 hours)

Star Ocean R: An immensely fun retro remake game with lovely graphics and a charming story, although it clearly rushes the ending. In typical Tri-Ace style, the postgame dungeon was great. (38)

Mon-Yu: Defeat Monsters And Gain Strong Weapons And Armor. You May Be Defeated, But Don’t Give Up. Become Stronger. I Believe There Will Be A Day When The Heroes Defeat The Devil King: A dungeon crawler in the Wizardry style with cute graphics and a lot of repeated assets. Initially seemed for a younger audience, but the brutal difficulty quickly changed my mind. A solid game, and fun while it lasted. (30)

Final Fantasy IV (Pixel Remaster): This was the first Final Fantasy game I ever played (over 30 years ago) and I’ve replayed it many times since. This version is wonderful, and another reason the pixel remasters are fantastic value. (16)

Dead Cells: Return To Castlevania: I ploughed through this DLC expansion and moved on since I’d played the hell out of the base game years ago. A top tier 2d action/platform roguelike. (8)

Undead Darlings: This visual novel / dungeon crawl hybrid had a decent story but the gameplay was slow and ponderous and it needed a few more design passes before release. I gave up after the second dungeon. (5)

Etrian Odyssey 2 (HD Remaster): A wonderful game with lots of depth, fun classes, expansive dungeons but a fiddly quest system. The remake graphics could have been prettier, but I enjoyed this wholeheartedly. (27)

SD Shin Kamen Rider Rumble: A roguelike beat-em-up with popcorn enemies and unsatisfying fights. Should have been much better. (3)

Knight Witch: Some excellent ideas in this Metroidvania bullet hell game, but it needed another playability pass before release, since missing basics like fast travel make parts of it tedious. Bosses are overturned as well. (28)

Final Fantasy V (Pixel Remaster): Another iconic game in the series, and one I have dim memories of since it was never originally released in the USA. I loved the job system and the challenging and varied boss fights. Absolute enjoyment from start to end. (30)

Diofield Chronicle: The production qualities are top-notch, but excessive length exposes weakness of a fundamentally simple gameplay loop. Worth a play if you like tactical RPGs with insane and unpredictable stories. (35)

Wheel Of Fortune: A solid version of the TV quiz show, and fun in multiplayer.

Jeopardy: Another good version of the TV show, albeit potentially unfun since there’s little penalty for buzzing in instantly. The questions may also be a little easy. Wheel Of Fortune is the better game.

Demon Gaze Extra: Fun dungeon crawler with a charming story and even though I beat it on Vita years back I had fun replaying it. Drags a bit a couple of dozen hours in and balancing issues on a few RNG bosses should have been fixed in this remake. (35)

Bloodstained: Ritual Of The Night: A top-tier Metroidvania, which ran surprisingly well on the Switch (considering a choppy launch). This was my second time playing it through, although I didn’t go insane for 100% this time. (21)

No Man’s Sky: The third – and best – of my playthroughs. Once again I just explored the universe randomly until I maxed out my ship and gear and even after 70 hours felt like I’d only dipped my toe into an ocean of content. A fantastic game. (70)

Unicorn Overlord: A masterpiece of design in every area, with beautiful graphics and sound, wonderful and immersive tactical gameplay, and the sort of story and characters Vanillaware has rightfully become famous for. A contender for one of the best strategy RPGs of all time. (45)

Dredge: Fascinating fishing game with a compelling Lovecraftian story. Wonderful setting with moody and effective graphics. I had loads of fun exploring the world, and the game was exactly the right length. Highly recommended. (10)

Fate/Extella Link: A bland musou game with unappealing character designs and combat very much in the shadow of betters in the genre (like the Zelda or Fire Emblem games). One for fans I suppose. (5)

Legends of Amberland: Loving homage to old school Might & Magic games that hit more than it missed. A fun, cozy rpg that didn’t outstay its welcome. (13)

Starsand: Atrocius controls, execrable story and no fun in the gameplay make this weird survival game one for the trash. (1)

Puzzle Bobble Everybubble!: A new version of Puzzle Bobble with an emphasis on multiplayer. Tight controls and simplistic but satisfying gameplay, but look elsewhere if you’re after a good single player mode. (2)

Titan Quest: A competent but unremarkable Diablo clone. Movement is a bit floaty and character development and gear seem to favor the late game which made normal mode a bit boring. Nice graphics in the switch and got better as it continued. I enjoyed it enough to eye the DLC… (35)

The Legend of Steel Empire: I beat this remake of a 1990s shooter on one credit on normal mode on my first play, obtaining 90% of the achievements. (0.5)

Ninja Jajamaru: The Great Yokai Battle: A fun challenge based platform game, with a few other modes on the cart as extras. Took me half an afternoon to beat everything, but I had a lot of fun, (3)

Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros: I took this 3DS game with me when I traveled mid year and got hooked on it again. The systems are archaic compared to the phone version but it still has a lot of appeal! (10)

Legacy of Ys Books I & II: Another replay, this time on the DS. Ys is always a fun retro RPG, albeit a bit frustrating in certain areas. (5)

Ring Fit Adventure: I returned for some more time with this exercise game and gained about 50 more levels and have almost beat the second loop through and yet there’s still more than half the items still to be found?!? A great rpg! (+15)

Fire Shark (Toaplan Arcade Garage): A dated but fun shooter, here perfectly emulated on the Switch. I bought this for the bonus game – Wardner – which I fondly remembered from my youth. (4)

ZeroFire (Toaplan Arcade Garage): Both games in this package are very dated and the default difficulties are insane, but it was fun playing through each in easy mode. Demons World, the extra game, seems almost impossible! As with the previous game there’s an incredible amount of bonus versions and extra content included. (3)

Talisman: A too-slow version of the board game, made worse with choice due to packing in every expansion. The real version is more fun. (1)

Metroid Prime Remastered: Engrossing and labyrinthine with good boss fights and wonderful exploration. I remembered nothing from playing two decades ago and enjoyed it as if it were my first time. (12)

Tiger Heli (Toaplan Arcade Garage): The weaker of the three ‘Arcade Garage’ complications I bought, since neither game on the cart really holds up. That said the nostalgia level was high. (1)

Phantasy Star 4: I’d been wanting to replay this for years, and found it was more vanilla than remembered. Combat is a bit bland compared to FF games, but the music and cutscenes are great. The translation is very dated, but I still enjoyed it to the end. (20)

Risen: Janky Elder Scrolls wannabe hampered by poor controls, lousy graphics and terrible combat. The quest/world design is oppressive and I played this one for longer than I should have. (5)

The Dragoness: Command Of The Flame: A competent Heroes of Might & Magic clone. I liked the challenges on each map, but not the time limits. It plays well and balance is good but it weakens in the endgame and ends up outstaying its welcome. (30)

Sol Cresta: A very late sequel to retro shooters Moon/Terra Cresta that adds all sorts of systems and features but doesn’t quite ‘click’ as I feel it could have. I beat it and moved on. (1)

Etrian Odyssey 3 (HD Remaster): The best of the three remakes with an incredible amount of content. Once again I enjoyed this as if I hadn’t already beaten it twice! (22)

Bloodstained Curse Of The Moon 2: A fun retro platform game spun off the game mentioned above. This was notably easier than the first one (I played last year) and I beat in under 90 minutes! (1.5)

Shining Force: Fun to replay this tactical RPG after 30+ years. Both deeper and more difficult than I remembered, especially in the final battles. This was the game I named my fanzine after! (20)

Nintendo World Championship NES Edition: A ridiculously addictive set of microgames built around speed running NES classics. I beat/unlocked everything and for one mission was ranked #1 in the world! (7)

Darksiders 3: A mostly successful God of War / Souls hybrid. Some wonky controls but the core gameplay was fun enough to overlook. (25)

Brigandine: A repetitive tactical fantasy war game with poor AI and mundane graphics (aside from extraordinary character portraits). No threat to fire emblem. (15)

Touhou Luna Nights: Short and sweet bullet-hell Metroidvania. Fun, but very linear and not as good as it’s made out to be. (5)

Vagante: Harder, uglier and less fun than Spelunky. An overly punishing roguelike that needed more playability and a better reward system. (1)

Class of Heroes: This Wizardry-like is almost a system without a game, and yet strangely compelling in its dastardly way. I got distracted and never returned. (5)

Tevi: Metroidvania with wonderful control and response, but a little linear and the map design is boring. Combat is fun but bosses were tedious damage sponges. I wish they’d license their engine to another studio to make an even better game! (25)

Metal Slug Attack Reloaded: Insanely addictive tower defense game (of sorts) that I played nonstop for days then had to delete to stop playing. In the end I beat every stage with an S rank and was happy to move on. Amazing value for $10. (20)

Into The Breach: Fun roguelike tactical game with small maps and interesting combat. It’s a bit unrewarding though, and I found it too repetitive after a while. (6)

Burnout Paradise Remastered: The same game I enjoyed 10+ years ago, but this remaster gives you the very best cars immediately which strips away all the challenge. I didn’t put much time into this one. (2)

DoDonPachi Dai Fakkatsu: Bullet hell majesty now on Switch. This is a perfect emulation of a punishing arcade classic. Came in a nice box set with a soundtrack and art book. (3)

DoDonPachi Dai Ou Jo Re:Incarnation: This installment of the series was released (in the arcades) before the above, but seems to be much more difficult. One day I’m going to dedicate myself to becoming an expert at this game! (3)

Fight Crab: The answer to the question “What if QWOP was a 3D fighting game about crustaceans?”. Humorously insane, but ultimately a near-unplayable joke game. (3)

Atelier Sophie 2: The Alchemist Of The Mysterious Dream: A charming RPG with a well written story and very likeable characters. Kept me interested until the very end. One of my most enjoyed games of the year. (55)

Legend of Grimrock: KLS and I played this one together and had a wonderful time exploring every part of the dungeon and ultimately defeating the game after finding every secret. A loving homage to Eye Of The Beholder. (18)

Diablo 2: I couldn’t guess how many hundreds of hours I’ve spent on this game over the last two decades, but this year I racked up another six dozen beating hell with a lightning amazon. One of the best games of all time! (70)

Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince: I had fun with this series years back on Game Boy, and was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed this new version. It’s Pokémon meets Dragon Quest, and while a bit simple was never boring. (35)

Castlevania: Circle Of The Moon: I’ve always loved this oft-maligned GBA installment in the series, and despite having beaten it ten times in the past, bought the Switch collection and beat it again five more this year! Unlocking all five classes was as much fun as ever. (19)

The Mummy Demastered: Short and sweet Metroidvania weirdly based on that Mummy film from a few years back. Beat it in two sittings! (6)

Pretty Girls Game Collection 2: Probably objectively trashy collection of minigames but I enjoyed unlocking all the art and the mahjong solitaire game was genuinely well done! (15)

Titan Quest Atlantis and Ragnarok: Both DLCs went on sale around Thanksgiving, so I got them and played through again using a new character! This time I enjoyed the game even more than before, and maybe I’ll return again one day. (30)

Ys X: Nordics: I’m still playing this one, but so far I’m enjoying it quite a lot. Ten hours in and the story, combat and exploration have hooked me.

Puzzle & Dragons: As of this post, I’m at 4207 cumulative login days, which is 11.5 years. I’ve beaten every dungeon (and in fact usually do so the day they’re released) and have far more resources and characters than I’ll ever use, but I still play daily. This seems to be the game of my life. (Too much!)

This is a long list: 65 games played in 2024 totaling more 980+ hours (much more if you include Puzzdra). I was asked my favourite hobby the other day and I answered “I don’t know”. I wasn’t being evasive, it’s just that gaming is such a part of my life I often don’t even think of it as a hobby 🙂

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2024 In Games (Part 1)

December 5th, 2024

Another year comes to an end, and once again it’s time for my game-buying update. I’m still avidly buying – and playing – games, and two trips to Japan (since the last update) contributed to this hobby as it usually does.

This was also the year in which I sold off the bulk of my remaining collection. Specifically I sold off my Game Boy Advance, Nintendo DS, PS Vita and PSP collections: a total of over 600 games. This was the sixth sale in eight years, the biggest I’ve done so far (in quantity and dollars) and was a portion of the collection I had previously claimed I’d never sell.

I still have robust collections of 3DS and Switch games (over 500 combined) as well as select games on many systems that I didn’t want to part with, but I think my days of selling the collection are now behind me. I’m still enjoying the Switch and the recent confirmation that the successor console (the ‘Super Switch’?) will be reverse compatible means I’ll be playing my collection for many years to come.

In 2024 I purchased 77 games for 4 different systems. I’ve dismissed the pie charts for this update since almost all the purchases were for the Switch. Here’s the breakdown:

– 73 games were for the Switch (91% of total dollars spent)
– 2 games for the Playstation 2 (4%)
– 1 game for the Playstation (2%)
– 1 game for the MSX (3%)

That last one is of note, since it’s the first MSX game I’ve ever purchased. Since it is a cartridge game for the Japanese model MSX, this means I can’t and never will be able to play it! This is also true for the PS1 and PS2 purchases (since I sold my consoles years ago) but all four of these were Wizardry games so they’re ‘for the collection’ 🙂

Compared to the 31 years of data I have, the total number of games purchased (77) ranked 8th, and the total dollars spent ($2412.50) ranked 5th. The average price of the Switch games was almost exactly $30, and the others all cost more with the MSX game – at about US$77 – being the most expensive I purchased in 2024. Of the 77 total games 17 were purchased in Japan, and I ‘saved’ a bit doing this since the Yen remains weak.

The above data also doesn’t include the approximately $150 I spent on Puzzle & Dragons during 2024. It remains the only mobile game I play (and the only one on my phone) but I still play it every day, as I have for over 11 years!

Let’s move on to my favourite games of 2024, as usual in no particular order:

Unicorn Overlord (Switch)

Vanillaware games are always remarkable, and everything they’ve released in the last fifteen years or so would likely make one of my top 50 games of all time lists (and one of them, Dragon’s Crown, desperately needs a Switch rerelease despite the fact I have previously purchased it for three other consoles). This year they released a tactical strategy game of such high quality that it even attracted players to a genre that historically has struggled to find a wide audience. Unicorn Overlord is so good in every aspect, that it’s remarkable it was the creation of a new designer. The combat and unit design is about the best I’ve seen in this genre, the world map is exquisitely explorable, the graphics and animations surpass even the astonishingly high standards set by previous Vanillaware games (I’m looking at you, Odin’s Sphere) and best of all the story and characters make it a joy to play from start to the very end. This is a masterpiece, and if I were listing best games of the last decade this one would be in the top five.

Metal Slug Attack Reloaded (Switch)

This cursed game! It’s an inexpensive (digital only) strategy game featuring Metal Slug characters autobattling against each other in a series of challenges. The amazing pixel art (taken from the famous series of run-and-gun games) hooked me initially, but the gacha element and ‘just one more try’ gameplay took over quickly and I became insane for this game. I played it endlessly for maybe ten days, and because I was starting to dream about it when I finally S-ranked every single battle I hastily deleted it from my Switch. The relief was profound, but doesn’t negate the fact that this was one of my favourite games of the year while it lasted!

Diablo II Resurrected (Switch)

This legendary game was first released in 2000, and I we bought two copies on launch day and played them (via local multiplayer) into the ground. KLS lost interest in time but I kept going, eventually modding the game and playing my own versions. I played it on and off for about a decade until Diablo III was released at which point that sequel took over. Then in 2021 Blizzard released a remastered version of Diablo II on the Switch which I bought and played for another 150-ish hours (and it very nearly earned a game-of-the-year spot that year). A few months ago, I fired it up and started again, became once again addicted, and 70 hours later walked away from a level 96 lightning Amazon. This is one of the best and most playable games of all time, and given I’ve never beaten the highest difficulty with a Paladin or Druid I can’t honestly say I won’t return again one day 🙂

2025 is now almost upon us, and I already wonder about what games will come my way this next year. As for the ones I play, well that’s already mostly decided by a ‘to play’ list of already-purchased games that is dozens of titles long. But I also know there’s a few promising titles on the horizon, including a Switch remake of one of my favourite games of all time. I think it’s a safe prediction that you’ll read more about it in next year’s update.

Oh and the ‘Part 1’ is because once again I’m following up with details of every game I played this year. Watch for that in a week or so.

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My Superpowers

November 26th, 2024

Flying? Super speed or strength? Invisibility? Teleportation? These are the sort of superpowers everyone always picks. But I’ve always had a very particular list of desired powers, and here they are.

The Punch Through Time would allow me to punch the writer of any letter sent to a newspaper of magazine, regardless of the time that has passed since they initially wrote the missive. This one was devised years ago after reading some of the insane letters printed by Dragon magazine back in the early 1980s. It’s a mysterious and uncharacteristically (for me) violent power that I probably never would have actually used.

With the near-death of print this power could be updated to include online comments, which could certainly keep a wielder busy considering the toxic ‘discussion’ so prevalent online these days. Writers of such comments may think again if a superhero with this power existed.

The Telestrator Of The Devil is a power that would give me the ability to draw on a TV screen so every viewer could view your creations. At the least you could send funny messages to millions, and at best you could strike a blow against untruth, deception and propaganda. While this one was developed after watching too much shopping TV back in the 1990s, it would certainly be more relevant and useful today.

Given that TV is also essentially dead, and that no-one under 50 seems to even know what a telestrator is, this one has also upgraded over the years to the reality-warping ability to change the words on any signs or billboards in the real world. Imagine the fun!

The last power – Franchise Teleportation – is the one I’d most like to have in real life. It’s a simple one: I could teleport between franchise locations. Walk into Maccas in the USA and walk out in Australia or Japan or anywhere else I’d been. This cosmic power had an important restriction: I would need had to have visited the target first. So I couldn’t teleport to any McDonald’s (or Starbucks, or KFC, or Walmart), only between the ones I’d ever visited. If I had this power I’d probably use it almost every day 🙂

Alas I’m no superhero. I can’t bend reality or punch through time or take daily trips to arcades in Japan. But wouldn’t the world be more interesting if I could?

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Ramen 30: What Hath Man Wrought

November 21st, 2024

A slight departure from chicken ramen this time, to venture in a nightmare world of food science gone wrong. Three new and limited flavours of ramen were released this past year, and it’s finally time to try them all…

Cup Noodles Everything Bagel

This is ramen noodles in a cream-cheese flavoured sauce with ‘everything bagel’ flavouring and poppy seeds for that extra bit of realism.

As soon as the hot water was added the stench of cream cheese filled the room. It was repellant to one such as myself, but my fellow ramen tasters seemed intrigued. I went first, and the taste was so off-putting I couldn’t even swallow my meagre portion. It tasted (to me) exactly like cream cheese, which is a taste I despise. This was no normal poor ramen: this was a new level of terror.

Four of us tasted this evil thing, and here are our comments:

RS: Absolutely inedible.
KLS: Smells better than it tastes.
JK: Really tastes like bagel and cream cheese!
DH: Not bad but I wouldn’t buy it.

Our collective review: 3 thumbs up (out of 8)

Cup Noodles Breakfast

This one had everything: sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup. A full unhealthy breakfast then, in instant ramen form. It also contained real sausage, so vegetarian KLS sat this one out.

Much like the previous as soon as the water was added a strong smell filled the room – this time maple syrup. After letting it steep the requisite time the eggs and sausage pieces seem to have rehydrated well, but the taste of maple was so sweet and overwhelming it was difficult to interpret this as anything more that noodles in sweet hot water. I couldn’t taste eggs, sausage or pancakes at all. That said, I was able to swallow my bite 🙂

Our verdicts:

RS: Simply tastes overwhelmingly of maple.
KLS: (Sat this one out and silently judged)
JK: I wish it wasn’t so sweet.
DH: This one is good! (He ate several forkfuls)

Our collective review: 2.5 thumbs up (out of 6)

Cup Noodle S’mores

For the Antipodean readers, S’mores are a mysterious campfire snack made by melting marshmallows and chocolate onto a cracker. Naturally they’re a terrible idea for a ramen product, and after the sweet bomb of breakfast what could this be like?

Uncooked. the noodles were covered in brown powder we took to be chocolate, and as you can see tiny marshmallows were included. Unlike the others, this one didn’t smell of anything as it cooked, and even once it was ready it had almost no scent at all. But it definitely tasted, and it was bad. My best description would be a serving of ramen noodles served in hot Milo. But even that hardly conveys the dreadful experience of tasting this one.

The reviews:

RS: Should never have been made.
KLS: Just because it can be done doesn’t mean it should be done.
JK: As soon as it touched my tongue it made me angry but the moment of swallowing was even worse!
DH: Just like Swiss Miss. (Swiss Miss is a brand of hot chocolate drink.)

Our collective review: 1 thumb up (out of 8)

And there you have it! If you see any of these at your local store, it’s probably best to turn and walk away 🙂

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Elongates: Final Thoughts

November 16th, 2024

It’s time to put this too-long series to rest, but not before a few last words on this pressed penny collection.

I sorted the 271 coins by where they were obtained, and this was easy for about 90% of them, challenging for another 9% and – so far – impossible for these three:

The top left features an unidentifiable design with no words, and was pressed onto a 5 euro cent coin, which means Scotland or the UK. Perhaps it was somewhere in Cardiff? I’ll probably never know. The top right is a misaligned penny and from a snippet of writing on the back was made in Santa Cruz. As for what it was supposed to show, who knows? The bottom is a real mystery. The Pamir was boat that sunk near The Azores during a hurricane in 1957. The origination of the ship suggests a German coin, but it’s pressed on a US penny so I have no idea where I got it.

The location of where I pressed this one is also unknown:

Isn’t it remarkable? The entire Lord’s Prayer pressed onto a tiny penny! It’s very detailed and easy to read and I imagine many of these have lived a happy life in purses and wallets over the years.

Let’s move on to ‘bad’ examples. The truth is most of the collection is forgettable – even arguably trash – and since I was always pressing for Bernard I tended to prioritize outrageous or ludicrous designs. Of the 271, these are the ones that raise my eyebrows the most:

On the left we have a penny showing the comic character Storm, which was pressed at Universal Studios. The detail is good but unfortunately the character is almost unrecognizable and you need to gaze very closely to even understand what you’re looking at. The next is a Pez character and I don’t think I need to go into details as to why it should never have been made. The third is a ‘likeness’ of Bruce Springsteen so bad I very much doubt anyone could identify him without the name at the bottom, and the M&M’s NYC fireman penny makes the Pez example look desirable 🙂

As for my favourites, after some consideration I decided on these four:

The top was obtained at Hirose Game Center in Akihabara and shows the player ship from the classic arcade game Darius (I assume you don’t need explanation as to why I love this penny). Then we have a Tardis obtained at the now-closed Dr Who Experience in Cardiff, Wales. The Ned Kelly one – pressed somewhere in Melbourne – I love for its ludicrousness (a penny featuring a criminal?), and of course I’m going to treasure a Nessie penny obtained at Loch Ness.

Now sorted and catalogued here, the pennies all live happily in a special dedicated book I bought for them, and this will now sit on a shelf or in a box forever. I’m not planning on adding to the collection – so no, you don’t have to press pennies for me if you find any! – unless I find a truly special or unusual design. But there’s enough nostalgia in this collection that I’m happy I own the ones I have 🙂

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